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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Mon May 12 00:21:57 -0400 2008

6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

KNOBSESSED!


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

gigerth Posted:

where did oyu learn anatomy fernk

He learned on the streets, on the dirty street damn you.

Fenk lives out of the Wilshire Hotel

He looks out a window without glbum

The walls are made of cardboard, newspapers on his feet

His father beats him ‘cause he’s too tired to beg

He’s got 9 brothers and sisters, they’re brought up on their knees

It’s hard to run when a coat hanger beats you on the things

Fenk dreams of being older and killing the old man

but that’s a slim chance he’s going to the boulevard

He’s going to end up, on the dirty boulevard

He’s going out, to the dirty boulevard

He’s going down, to the dirty boulevard

This room cost 2,000 dollars a month, you can believe it man it’s true

Somewhere a landlord’s laughing till he wets his pants

No one here dreams of being a doctor or a lawyer or anything

they dream of dealing on the dirty boulevard

Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor I’ll **** on ‘em

That’s what the Statue of Bigotry says

Your poor huddled mbumes, let’s club ‘em to death

and get it over with and just dump ‘em on the boulevard

Going to end up, on the dirty boulevard

Going out, to the dirty boulevard

He’s going down, on the dirty boulevard

Going out

Outside it’s a bright night, there’s an opera at Lincoln Center

Movie stars arrive by limousine

The klieg lights shoot up over the skyline of Manhattan

But the lights are out on the mean streets

A small kid stands by the Lincoln Tunnel

He’s selling plastic roses for a buck

The traffic’s backed up to 39th street

The TV Whores are calling the Cops out for a Suck

And back at the Wilshire, Fenk sits there dreaming

He’s found a book on Anatomy in a garbage can

He looks at the pictures and stares at the cracked ceiling

“At the count of 3” he says, “I hope I can disappear”

And fly fly away, from this dirty boulevard

I want to fly, from dirty boulevard

I want to fly, from dirty boulevard

I want to fly, fly, fly, fly, from dirty boulevard

I want to fly away

I want to fly

Fly, fly away

I want to fly

Fly, fly away

Fly, fly, fly

Fly, fly away

Fly away

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

gigerth Posted:

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Mon May 12 00:21:57 -0400 2008

6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

KNOBSESSED!

My bad!

Well hey, maybe you can ask Tesfan to write another fabulous person porn, and this time you and he can be the fabulous person stars.


Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

littlefran Posted:

I HATE YOU BIFF


ilu man

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Biff Tannen Posted:

He learned on the streets, on the dirty street damn you.

Fenk lives out of the Wilshire Hotel

He looks out a window without glbum

The walls are made of cardboard, newspapers on his feet

His father beats him ‘cause he’s too tired to beg

He’s got 9 brothers and sisters, they’re brought up on their knees

It’s hard to run when a coat hanger beats you on the things

Fenk dreams of being older and killing the old man

but that’s a slim chance he’s going to the boulevard

He’s going to end up, on the dirty boulevard

He’s going out, to the dirty boulevard

He’s going down, to the dirty boulevard

This room cost 2,000 dollars a month, you can believe it man it’s true

Somewhere a landlord’s laughing till he wets his pants

No one here dreams of being a doctor or a lawyer or anything

they dream of dealing on the dirty boulevard

Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor I’ll **** on ‘em

That’s what the Statue of Bigotry says

Your poor huddled mbumes, let’s club ‘em to death

and get it over with and just dump ‘em on the boulevard

Going to end up, on the dirty boulevard

Going out, to the dirty boulevard

He’s going down, on the dirty boulevard

Going out

Outside it’s a bright night, there’s an opera at Lincoln Center

Movie stars arrive by limousine

The klieg lights shoot up over the skyline of Manhattan

But the lights are out on the mean streets

A small kid stands by the Lincoln Tunnel

He’s selling plastic roses for a buck

The traffic’s backed up to 39th street

The TV Whores are calling the Cops out for a Suck

And back at the Wilshire, Fenk sits there dreaming

He’s found a book on Anatomy in a garbage can

He looks at the pictures and stares at the cracked ceiling

“At the count of 3” he says, “I hope I can disappear”

And fly fly away, from this dirty boulevard

I want to fly, from dirty boulevard

I want to fly, from dirty boulevard

I want to fly, fly, fly, fly, from dirty boulevard

I want to fly away

I want to fly

Fly, fly away

I want to fly

Fly, fly away

Fly, fly, fly

Fly, fly away

Fly away

Hahahaha Now THAT is ****ing funny!

EDIT: to say Biff you are my hero

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/20/2008 12:47AM

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Lou Reed wins another thread and the colored girls go doo doo doo doo doo doo doo …

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

itt fenk sucking biff’s male reproductive organ (pretty hot Log in to see images!


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Tesfan Posted:

itt … biff’s male reproductive organ (pretty hot Log in to see images!

Hmmn maybe a bit more girth? No. You’re right – it’s definitely a hottie Log in to see images!

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

Tesfan Posted:

itt fenk sucking biff’s male reproductive organ (pretty hot Log in to see images!

write that fanfic


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

gigerth Posted:

write that fanfic

ok. Log in to see images!


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Tesfan Posted:

itt fenk sucking biff’s male reproductive organ (pretty hot Log in to see images!

Goddamn it, don’t start including me in your fabulous person fantasies. I don’t go that way.


gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Goddamn it, don’t start including me in your fabulous person fantasies. I don’t go that way.

you do now **** (yuo like it too)


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

gigerth Posted:

you do now **** (yuo like it too)

DON’T presume to tell me what I like fabulous person!


gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

DON’T presume to tell me what I like fabulous person!

you like male reproductive organs up your bum


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

holy **** I’m on the list.

i always thought it was a slurpee, fyi


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

gigerth Posted:

you like male reproductive organs up your bum

no

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

no

fenk the evil midnight stabber edited this message on 05/20/2008 1:57AM

Did you post yes, then edited it because you are ashamed of your hidden desires?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

!!

twas edited this message on 05/20/2008 2:09AM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

holy **** I’m on the list.

i always thought it was a slurpee, fyi

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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

okay


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