same as it always was. starting Sunday/Monday at midnight EST, we will be running a Role-Playing contest. if you would like to take part, please make a post in this thread stating “i’m in” or something to that effect, but be clear or we might think you’re in when you don’t actually want to take part in this lame ****. members of klan SRSLY will be watching the role-playing forums for your roleplay, and at midnight Sunday May 25th, we will decide who has most impressed us with their ability to create an interesting character and role-play it the best. quality is more important than quantity, but quantity does help – someone posting a few dozen times will be easier to notice and reward than someone with one or two posts.

the winner will be sent 5 Brownie Points as a reward for their commitment to rp – enough to create a new alt with a new avatar and a new IDC color just in case your personal shame over rp makes you feel you have to change your identity. we understand completely, and suffer with you in the eternal darkness of social conformity.

if you don’t win, or this week is bad for you to have the time to post much, or if inspiration doesn’t hit you until too late, don’t worry: we plan on running this contest several more times.

the only real rules: don’t break board rules; we won’t pay attention to RP in the non-RP forums, so don’t screw around in those places; we will pay attention to rp in IDC, but even though our lives are sad and meaningless with no real purpose, we can’t promise to have someone watching there constantly, so if you think you did good RP then TM a copy of it to me or Natalie.

nothing new to add this week. just do it, all right?

i ****jing hate you i’;ll do it

This week’s RP contest is sponsored by FAIL: The Freshmaker!

Our thanks go to this week’s sponsor!

IWillFollow U IntoWhatever Posted:

something longwinded and boring

Are you gonna raise the stakes a biit? Last round you promised cutting, anything specuial going on this week?

Correnth Posted:

I dare say that this entire contest is far from a mere mockery – It is a sham! Utterly rigged, completely biased, and totally unfair! How dare someone believe that the “skills” (and I use the term as loosely as the gaping hole between her legs) of Mrs. Misantihomorifficwhatever could outshine mine! Utter blasphemy! This contest is rigged! I would demand my money back, but thankfully I was intelligent enough to realize before-hand that any amount of money wasted on a wretched hive of sgreat times such as this would be too much. A show of nothing more than favoritism! Utter and complete bollocks.

That said, I see a need to reclaim lost honour, and so I shall take it. Consider someone else’s “role play” better than mine, shall you?! Hah! Perish the thought! I hold you to your challenge once more, for I. AM. IN.

tl;dr.

PS. Sore loser!

WHEN WILL YOU FINALLY REALIZE YOU SHOULD CALL OFF THE CONTEST AND GIVE ME A WEEKLY 5BP STIPEND?

SG94 Posted:

ok second and last time I ask: are you gonna make this interesting or not? 5bp isn’t worth degrading myself over, see?

LOL

SPEAKING OF DEGRADING, YOU OWE ME A ZYGOTE

I’m in.

Oh, and I’m interested in a slight variation of the panty shot one. It’s like the panty shot, but without panties. How much?

I’ll try, but I have to admit I don’t really roleplay here in these forums.

Now if you are some naughty little skank who needs me to pretend I am Superman, or a pirate, a big black pimp named LeRoy to get you off…well then darlin, I am yer man!

Not enough of that kind of Roleplay goin on here though…

Role-Playing is lots of fun. Are you guys excited about the new D&D books?

I’m not sure where Follow’s gone off to, so I’m arbitrarily deciding a mother****ing male reproductive organ****ty winner.

That’d be Big Brother.

Congrats! 5 BP are in the mail.

Once Follow comes back, we’ll start next week’s.