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Feature happy birthday, trent

Kerridwen_Ka-
li

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Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

i love you, my dark prince.


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PhilANThropi-
St

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

**** OFF STALKfabulous person


I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!

Leechbait

Avatar: 38669 Mon Nov 03 13:38:26 -0500 2008
15

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

oh **** a birthday thrwad with a name in it


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Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Who?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

pixiekidd

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Level 17 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

trent’s lyrics sound like livejournal entries.

i like ghosts though. because it doesn’t have any lyrics. Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Kerridwen_Ka-
li

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Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

PhilANThropiSt Posted:

**** OFF STALKfabulous person

jeordie, stop trying to come between me and trent. Log in to see images!


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

kerri, don’t listen to these douchebag trolls. I admire your commitment, and would like some tips from you on getting my ex-boyfriend EdgE back.


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Kerridwen_Ka-
li

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Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

Janie Posted:

kerri, don’t listen to these douchebag trolls. I admire your commitment, and would like some tips from you on getting my ex-boyfriend EdgE back.

where does he live? if he’s in the same town as you, it’ll be a lot easier. did you break up with him or did he break up with you? if you broke up with him, just take a bunch of pills and call him to tell him you’re committing suicide because your life is too desperately lonely and meaningless without him. you’ll be back together before they finish pumping your stomach.

if he broke up with you, it’s a little more difficult, and it would depend on the details of the breakup. if he’s seeing someone else, start by leaving dead rats in her mailbox or on her doorstep, with a note attached saying they’re from him. she’ll either dump him because he’s gross or because he’s lying to her about sending them.

if he’s not seeing someone else, just start following him around town. don’t get too close at first. what you want to do is just let him catch glimpses of you once or twice a day. then start showing up at places where you’ll know he’ll be. when your eyes meet, breathe a long, shuddering sigh and let a single teardrop roll down your cheek. carry around a long-stemmed black rose wherever you go. finally, write him a poem expressing the dark void your life has become since you broke up and send it to him.

let me know how it goes. good luck.


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

requesting ban for posting personal info


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Kerridwen_Ka-
li

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Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

gigerth Posted:

requesting ban for posting personal info

god, gigerth, everyone knows trent’s birthday is today. it’s on, like, imdb. also, if you search white pages, you can get his home address.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Thank you, Kerri. I have some hope now. He broke up with me for some blonde with big teeth. I will start with rats and let you know how it goes. I’ll also journal everything. I figure when he comes to his senses, he’ll want to read the poems I’ve written.


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Janie

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Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Well, I couldn’t find any dead rats. But I found this dead bird by the road and left it on EdgE’s door with a note that said “Love, Debbie” (that’s the whore in the sundress).

For some reason, he seemed to know it was me and not her. He left a sign on my locker telling the whole school I’m a “fabulous persongy, whiny little ****”. I think I’ll just sneak into his house while he’s sleeping and shave his head.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Oh, wait. If you are Trent, maybe you can’t help me. Or maybe you can still tell me how to stalk my ex better.


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Kerridwen_Ka-
li

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Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

Janie Posted:

Oh, wait. If you are Trent, maybe you can’t help me. Or maybe you can still tell me how to stalk my ex better.

LOL. I tried to help as best I could, but all my knowledge of stalking comes from being the victim, not the criminal. If Courtney ever drags herself out of the gutter, I’ll have her drop you a line. Log in to see images!


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Update: Left a dead possum on his porch. Pix forthcoming.


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Kerridwen_Ka-
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Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

Janie Posted:

Update: Left a dead possum on his porch. Pix forthcoming.

Rock on, baby.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OK, possum wasn’t completely dead. Isn’t he cute?

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

gigerth Posted:

requesting ban for posting personal info


Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Don’t worry, Fenk. That was not a picture of you. It was a possum I found in the birch tree behind EdgE’s house. No personal info.


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[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Echuu Posted:

Who?

Mike Jones


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