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Rant Suggestion for a new attack..

imperialbomb-
er

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Seeing how Mr.Chris Matthews bashed up Kevin on Hardball,I think it time for a “Matthews attack” as an ability…

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What new attack/ability would you like to suggest?

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

i’d like to see an attack where you make fun of someone for having bad ideas.

Thingysomeone

Avatar: Red Skirt

Level 27 Camwhore

I have worst ****ing ideas in the entire world!

I think that Re-Res should have a regurgitate meme ability added, trolls should have a rickroll ability added, camwhores should have actual nude attacks that are stronger than the underwear ones, and emo kids should have a “false alarm suicide” attack.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

trolls need a “steal from jon stewart” attack

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

BirdofPrey Posted:

i’d like to see an attack where you make fun of someone for having bad ideas.

You already have this attack BoP

TeeKayEff

Avatar: TeeKayEff's Avatar
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Trolls need a shock picture attack.

For player’s eye safety, the actual pictures posted will deal with static electricity or lightning.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Camwhores need a “masturbate while typing” attack.

Also, we need a “being Asian” attack. Better yet, it can be a piece of equipment, or a sub-clbum. Everybody knows the most popular camwhores are Asian.

Megaman20008-
xx

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Trolls need to have a ron paul attack

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Camwhores need Two Naked Girls Kissing imo.

nanafabulous personiesus

Avatar: nanafagiesus's Avatar

[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

nanafabulous personiesus attack

listed as refresh rate of 1, damage 50-60, no cost

when you actually use it, it has a refresh rate of 0, does 1 damage to the thread, and 5 damage to you, with no cost

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Trolls could have an attack that is stronger the higher their Ego is. It would work gameplay-wise (they need a powerful attack) and flavor-wise (they need to be pretty full of themselves).

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

BirdofPrey Posted:

i’d like to see an attack where you make fun of someone for having bad ideas.

Quoted for truth.

Veer Posted:

trolls need a “steal from jon stewart” attack

Trolls need a “Stolen Material” attack. FIXED.

There’s not just Jon Stewart. South Park and Colbert get used a lot.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

swine Posted:

Trolls need a “Stolen Material” attack. FIXED.

There’s not just Jon Stewart. South Park and Colbert get used a lot.

actually this joke was on jon stewart in particular i was making a jab at the OP for being unfunny

also nillo’s idea is quite clever

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Ah. You’re beautiful, Veer.

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

We need a SPAM attack. Refresh 0 of course. each time you use it in a row it increases the damage by a number between 3 and 10. useable by any clbum

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Overspammer Posted:

We need a SPAM attack. Refresh 0 of course. each time you use it in a row it increases the damage by a number between 3 and 10. useable by any clbum

that’s a decent idea. but it would be abuseable on lower forums because you wouldn’t need drugs or anything so it would get really powerful really fast.

FoetalBlowjob

Avatar: FoetalBlowjob's Avatar
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

you should have an attack that’s mildly interesting or witty or one that makes the game remotely fun.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Reminder: This thread’s in Game Discussion. Keep your comments constructive.

How about a “Dis the Admins/Moderators” attack which does an amazing amount of damage but risks you being booted from the forum? Not usable on the final thread. For Trolls, of course.

FoetalBlowjob

Avatar: FoetalBlowjob's Avatar
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

in all honesty though, having insult and then yo momma is pretty ****, because yo momma is just a kind of insult, IT’S DERIVATIVE.

question sexuality/insinuate homosexual preferences/discuss taboo topics like peado/necrophilia might be more appropriate

THERE YOU HAPPY NOW BANHAMMER YOU ****ING male reproductive organBALL.

fabulous persongerydagge-
rydoo

Avatar: Ron Paul

[The Anonymous Legi-
on
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Trolls need a DONGCOPTER attack.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dongcopter

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