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Help MC Banhammer's Guide to the Klans -- A Travelogue

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Angry hobo Posted:

this thread should really be moved somewere else, and iRAWR should be banned PERMANENTLY

We should just hellban him, imo. Not like we’re losing anything.

Also this thread should be moved to the non-RP forums


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Huh. So right now, nobody can see what I type?

Sweet.


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

ha


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InaneAnomaly

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2

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

wut wut, in tha bum.

I can’t get that ****ing song out of my head this week…or two weeks. I’m so ****ed. I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE SHOWN MY SISTER. NOW I CAN’T STOP SINGING IT. Log in to see images!


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

It has been my snooty pleasure to have been invited to klan Snobby McSnobbersons shortly after their inauguration, due not to my krawl but rather to the snobbishness of having me as a member.

These people consider themselves the upper crust of the upper crust, at least on their private forums. There they lawf at the riff-raff and have-nots. Or at least those whom they consider to be riff-raff and have-nots.

The klan considers themselves highly elite, and so, as of this writing, are invitation-only, with members nominating potential other members and then voting on them. So I’m not sure that you (the reader of this article) could get in even if you wanted to. Sorry about that.

They talk a good snobbish game on the private forums. What I’d like to see, though, is the klan bring its snobbish attitude out to the role-playing forums. You can currently see some members beginning to change their avatars to snooty ones, but I’d like to see their posts start matching. Then they’d really be portraying the high school clique stand-offish boors better-than-thou’s they think they are. And the rest of us could troll the **** out of them.




But if I’ve learned anything from them, it’s how to be snooty. And now I will put that into practice, as I think it’s finally time to sticky this thread, as has been previously requested several times.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Banhammer, I come down form our Ivory Tower bid you adieu and hope you stay uncontaminated.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

quite interesting how they plagiarized lagunas ‘we’re better than you’ sig thing for our klan..hmmm…

youd think snooty people like that would be able to come up with new ideas..


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

i could get in if i wanted to

i don’t want to


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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Good review though Log in to see images!


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

quite interesting how they plagiarized lagunas ‘we’re better than you’ sig thing for our klan..hmmm…

youd think snooty people like that would be able to come up with new ideas..

Oh look one of the rejected is speaking.


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

So where are you headed next? If you need a last resort (or actually want to, LOL) you can hop aboard the ED bandwagon Log in to see images!


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Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

We will soon be having a name change, then we will invite you.


“The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands, Keep Yours Busy”

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Well, these nuts

Are made for busting,

And that’s just what they’ll do

One of these days

These nuts are gonna

Bust all over you

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Johnny Mac Posted:

So where are you headed next? If you need a last resort (or actually want to, LOL) you can hop aboard the ED bandwagon Log in to see images!

Hell yeah! No report would be complete w/o a visit to the lowest standards






epeen.


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King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Banhammer, old chap, it was simply delightful having you in our little club, if only for a while.

After you have explored the other, lesser klans, why don’t you consider paying us another visit? I’m sure you would want some place civilised to rest your weary feet after all the barbarism you are likely to encounter by socialising with the dreadfully common folk.

But I digress. I do wish you fair weather on your harrowing journey. I can only hope the the Earl Grey tea we gave you will lessen the horror of bumociating with those vile… things.

Toodle pip, old bean!

King Krimson edited this message on 10/07/2008 4:56PM

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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

MC Banhammer Posted:

Hell yeah! No report would be complete w/o a visit to the lowest standards






epeen.

Our forum is pretty boring, but you’re welcome anyway home slice. Log in to see images!


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

was Posted:

Oh look one of the rejected is speaking.

ahaha i dissed your crap klan p good then asked for an invite, was funny Log in to see images!


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Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

I propose a wager of twenty thousand pounds that you cannot travel through all the Klans and back in 80 days!


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Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

Catt although Posted:

I propose a wager of twenty thousand pounds that you cannot travel through all the Klans and back in 80 days!

An english? I bet you an Ayrten you’re wrong.


“The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands, Keep Yours Busy”

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Well, these nuts

Are made for busting,

And that’s just what they’ll do

One of these days

These nuts are gonna

Bust all over you

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

ahaha i dissed your crap klan p good then asked for an invite, was funny Log in to see images!

If that’s true then lol.


“The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands, Keep Yours Busy”

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Well, these nuts

Are made for busting,

And that’s just what they’ll do

One of these days

These nuts are gonna

Bust all over you

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