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hey flamebate i have a good joke for you here goes
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| Posted On: 05/19/2008 11:54PM |
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fenk fenk fenk fenk fenk fenk stab stab stab stab stab stabber bada bing bada ****in boom |
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| Posted On: 05/19/2008 11:56PM |
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| Posted On: 05/20/2008 12:37AM |
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great times_ninja
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What did the nazi say to the black jew?
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| Posted On: 05/20/2008 1:38PM |
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You’re gonna have to go to the back of the oven.
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| Posted On: 05/20/2008 1:38PM |
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A man goes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” A doctor grabbed his stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly he noticed that there were several cabs and he was in the wrong one. |
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| Posted On: 05/21/2008 5:46AM |
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What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far bum kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullsh*t and bum kissing that will put you over the top. |
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| Posted On: 05/21/2008 6:33AM |
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bumpin dis bada bing bada ****in boom |
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| Posted On: 05/21/2008 8:16PM |
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HAY GUYZ DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS BETWEEN A PORCUPINE AND A JAGUAR?
WITH A PORCUPINE, THE PRICKS ARE ON THE OUTSIDE S . A . T . O . R A . R . E . P . O T . E . N . E . T O . P . E . R . A R . O . T . A . S |
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| Posted On: 05/21/2008 8:56PM |
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