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Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

Lust Posted:

I have to say, it never fails to amuse how much hate you peasants have for your betters.

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Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

That reminds me, why was he given such a small male reproductive organ?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Balloon Posted:

That reminds me, why was he given such a small male reproductive organ?

Because he was in TSB.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

MC Banhammer Posted:

Because he was in TSB.

WHOAAAAA DON’T GO THERE !!!

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Because he was in TSB.

Mom!?!

Stab

Avatar: 35803 2014-05-04 02:16:09 -0400
6

[Brainfreeze]

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Because he was in TSB.

Log in to see images! Stab edited this message on 05/14/2008 5:43PM

I dont knoes y mah lol frenz kicked mee outs. bum I made shiny brand gnu klan!

MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

Lust sighed plaintively as he gazed at the screen. His monitor, the only illumination in his darkened bedroom, shone brightly into his eyes. He stared intently at one small portion of the screen, where the “Delete Klan” bumon lay invitingly, almost daring him to press it. He sighed again and looked away, his male reproductive organ shriveling in the cool night air. How could he fap when the weight of the world was on him? The pressure was almost unbearable, but he must still bear it, he thought. To be or not to be, that was the question, to put an end to the mockery that his once beloved klan had become, or to let it linger on like a walking corpse, a faint memory of what once was. How could he kill it, when it was all but a part of his very soul? The E-Peens™ that he and his internet friends had worked so hard to obtain would be destroyed if he went through with this, and how could he let their efforts go to waste? But the klan could only exist with him in it; he could never move on to greener pastures, as his so-called allies had all done. Maybe he should have let things be the first time, when PANTS had persuaded him to end it all. Maybe recreating the klan was a mistake. No, no, do not think such thoughts. Of course it was all worth it. Lust idly stroked his male reproductive organ, but it remained limp in his clammy hands. Perhaps the decision could be put off another day. After all, he had his entire future ahead of him, a future of Forumwarz Domination and the medals that it would provide. Now to find some decent pornography. His male reproductive organ may be as flaccid as his klan, but that was a problem more easily solved.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

MySpace Tom Posted:

Lust sighed plaintively as he gazed at the screen. His monitor, the only illumination in his darkened bedroom, shone brightly into his eyes. He stared intently at one small portion of the screen, where the “Delete Klan” bumon lay invitingly, almost daring him to press it. He sighed again and looked away, his male reproductive organ shriveling in the cool night air. How could he fap when the weight of the world was on him? The pressure was almost unbearable, but he must still bear it, he thought. To be or not to be, that was the question, to put an end to the mockery that his once beloved klan had become, or to let it linger on like a walking corpse, a faint memory of what once was. How could he kill it, when it was all but a part of his very soul? The E-Peens™ that he and his internet friends had worked so hard to obtain would be destroyed if he went through with this, and how could he let their efforts go to waste? But the klan could only exist with him in it; he could never move on to greener pastures, as his so-called allies had all done. Maybe he should have let things be the first time, when PANTS had persuaded him to end it all. Maybe recreating the klan was a mistake. No, no, do not think such thoughts. Of course it was all worth it. Lust idly stroked his male reproductive organ, but it remained limp in his clammy hands. Perhaps the decision could be put off another day. After all, he had his entire future ahead of him, a future of Forumwarz Domination and the medals that it would provide. Now to find some decent pornography. His male reproductive organ may be as flaccid as his klan, but that was a problem more easily solved.

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

MySpace Tom Posted:

Lust sighed plaintively as he gazed at the screen. His monitor, the only illumination in his darkened bedroom, shone brightly into his eyes. He stared intently at one small portion of the screen, where the “Delete Klan” bumon lay invitingly, almost daring him to press it. He sighed again and looked away, his male reproductive organ shriveling in the cool night air. How could he fap when the weight of the world was on him? The pressure was almost unbearable, but he must still bear it, he thought. To be or not to be, that was the question, to put an end to the mockery that his once beloved klan had become, or to let it linger on like a walking corpse, a faint memory of what once was. How could he kill it, when it was all but a part of his very soul? The E-Peens™ that he and his internet friends had worked so hard to obtain would be destroyed if he went through with this, and how could he let their efforts go to waste? But the klan could only exist with him in it; he could never move on to greener pastures, as his so-called allies had all done. Maybe he should have let things be the first time, when PANTS had persuaded him to end it all. Maybe recreating the klan was a mistake. No, no, do not think such thoughts. Of course it was all worth it. Lust idly stroked his male reproductive organ, but it remained limp in his clammy hands. Perhaps the decision could be put off another day. After all, he had his entire future ahead of him, a future of Forumwarz Domination and the medals that it would provide. Now to find some decent pornography. His male reproductive organ may be as flaccid as his klan, but that was a problem more easily solved.

A++++++, would read again.

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

MySpace Tom Posted:

Lust sighed plaintively as he gazed at the screen. His monitor, the only illumination in his darkened bedroom, shone brightly into his eyes. He stared intently at one small portion of the screen, where the “Delete Klan” bumon lay invitingly, almost daring him to press it. He sighed again and looked away, his male reproductive organ shriveling in the cool night air. How could he fap when the weight of the world was on him? The pressure was almost unbearable, but he must still bear it, he thought. To be or not to be, that was the question, to put an end to the mockery that his once beloved klan had become, or to let it linger on like a walking corpse, a faint memory of what once was. How could he kill it, when it was all but a part of his very soul? The E-Peens™ that he and his internet friends had worked so hard to obtain would be destroyed if he went through with this, and how could he let their efforts go to waste? But the klan could only exist with him in it; he could never move on to greener pastures, as his so-called allies had all done. Maybe he should have let things be the first time, when PANTS had persuaded him to end it all. Maybe recreating the klan was a mistake. No, no, do not think such thoughts. Of course it was all worth it. Lust idly stroked his male reproductive organ, but it remained limp in his clammy hands. Perhaps the decision could be put off another day. After all, he had his entire future ahead of him, a future of Forumwarz Domination and the medals that it would provide. Now to find some decent pornography. His male reproductive organ may be as flaccid as his klan, but that was a problem more easily solved.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

MySpace Tom Posted:

Lust sighed plaintively as he gazed at the screen. His monitor, the only illumination in his darkened bedroom, shone brightly into his eyes. He stared intently at one small portion of the screen, where the “Delete Klan” bumon lay invitingly, almost daring him to press it. He sighed again and looked away, his male reproductive organ shriveling in the cool night air. How could he fap when the weight of the world was on him? The pressure was almost unbearable, but he must still bear it, he thought. To be or not to be, that was the question, to put an end to the mockery that his once beloved klan had become, or to let it linger on like a walking corpse, a faint memory of what once was. How could he kill it, when it was all but a part of his very soul? The E-Peens™ that he and his internet friends had worked so hard to obtain would be destroyed if he went through with this, and how could he let their efforts go to waste? But the klan could only exist with him in it; he could never move on to greener pastures, as his so-called allies had all done. Maybe he should have let things be the first time, when PANTS had persuaded him to end it all. Maybe recreating the klan was a mistake. No, no, do not think such thoughts. Of course it was all worth it. Lust idly stroked his male reproductive organ, but it remained limp in his clammy hands. Perhaps the decision could be put off another day. After all, he had his entire future ahead of him, a future of Forumwarz Domination and the medals that it would provide. Now to find some decent pornography. His male reproductive organ may be as flaccid as his klan, but that was a problem more easily solved.

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

MySpace Tom Posted:

Lust sighed plaintively as he gazed at the screen. His monitor, the only illumination in his darkened bedroom, shone brightly into his eyes. He stared intently at one small portion of the screen, where the “Delete Klan” bumon lay invitingly, almost daring him to press it. He sighed again and looked away, his male reproductive organ shriveling in the cool night air. How could he fap when the weight of the world was on him? The pressure was almost unbearable, but he must still bear it, he thought. To be or not to be, that was the question, to put an end to the mockery that his once beloved klan had become, or to let it linger on like a walking corpse, a faint memory of what once was. How could he kill it, when it was all but a part of his very soul? The E-Peens™ that he and his internet friends had worked so hard to obtain would be destroyed if he went through with this, and how could he let their efforts go to waste? But the klan could only exist with him in it; he could never move on to greener pastures, as his so-called allies had all done. Maybe he should have let things be the first time, when PANTS had persuaded him to end it all. Maybe recreating the klan was a mistake. No, no, do not think such thoughts. Of course it was all worth it. Lust idly stroked his male reproductive organ, but it remained limp in his clammy hands. Perhaps the decision could be put off another day. After all, he had his entire future ahead of him, a future of Forumwarz Domination and the medals that it would provide. Now to find some decent pornography. His male reproductive organ may be as flaccid as his klan, but that was a problem more easily solved.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

MySpace Tom Posted:

Lust sighed plaintively as he gazed at the screen. His monitor, the only illumination in his darkened bedroom, shone brightly into his eyes. He stared intently at one small portion of the screen, where the “Delete Klan” bumon lay invitingly, almost daring him to press it. He sighed again and looked away, his male reproductive organ shriveling in the cool night air. How could he fap when the weight of the world was on him? The pressure was almost unbearable, but he must still bear it, he thought. To be or not to be, that was the question, to put an end to the mockery that his once beloved klan had become, or to let it linger on like a walking corpse, a faint memory of what once was. How could he kill it, when it was all but a part of his very soul? The E-Peens™ that he and his internet friends had worked so hard to obtain would be destroyed if he went through with this, and how could he let their efforts go to waste? But the klan could only exist with him in it; he could never move on to greener pastures, as his so-called allies had all done. Maybe he should have let things be the first time, when PANTS had persuaded him to end it all. Maybe recreating the klan was a mistake. No, no, do not think such thoughts. Of course it was all worth it. Lust idly stroked his male reproductive organ, but it remained limp in his clammy hands. Perhaps the decision could be put off another day. After all, he had his entire future ahead of him, a future of Forumwarz Domination and the medals that it would provide. Now to find some decent pornography. His male reproductive organ may be as flaccid as his klan, but that was a problem more easily solved.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

MySpace Tom Posted:

Lust sighed plaintively as he gazed at the screen. His monitor, the only illumination in his darkened bedroom, shone brightly into his eyes. He stared intently at one small portion of the screen, where the “Delete Klan” bumon lay invitingly, almost daring him to press it. He sighed again and looked away, his male reproductive organ shriveling in the cool night air. How could he fap when the weight of the world was on him? The pressure was almost unbearable, but he must still bear it, he thought. To be or not to be, that was the question, to put an end to the mockery that his once beloved klan had become, or to let it linger on like a walking corpse, a faint memory of what once was. How could he kill it, when it was all but a part of his very soul? The E-Peens™ that he and his internet friends had worked so hard to obtain would be destroyed if he went through with this, and how could he let their efforts go to waste? But the klan could only exist with him in it; he could never move on to greener pastures, as his so-called allies had all done. Maybe he should have let things be the first time, when PANTS had persuaded him to end it all. Maybe recreating the klan was a mistake. No, no, do not think such thoughts. Of course it was all worth it. Lust idly stroked his male reproductive organ, but it remained limp in his clammy hands. Perhaps the decision could be put off another day. After all, he had his entire future ahead of him, a future of Forumwarz Domination and the medals that it would provide. Now to find some decent pornography. His male reproductive organ may be as flaccid as his klan, but that was a problem more easily solved.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Wait.

Lust was a dude?

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

Lust Posted:

I have to say, it never fails to amuse how much hate you peasants have for your betters.

bumping this thread to reminds sg94 of her inevitable failure

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

LOL

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

MySpace Tom Posted:

Lust sighed plaintively as he gazed at the screen. His monitor, the only illumination in his darkened bedroom, shone brightly into his eyes. He stared intently at one small portion of the screen, where the “Delete Klan” bumon lay invitingly, almost daring him to press it. He sighed again and looked away, his male reproductive organ shriveling in the cool night air. How could he fap when the weight of the world was on him? The pressure was almost unbearable, but he must still bear it, he thought. To be or not to be, that was the question, to put an end to the mockery that his once beloved klan had become, or to let it linger on like a walking corpse, a faint memory of what once was. How could he kill it, when it was all but a part of his very soul? The E-Peens™ that he and his internet friends had worked so hard to obtain would be destroyed if he went through with this, and how could he let their efforts go to waste? But the klan could only exist with him in it; he could never move on to greener pastures, as his so-called allies had all done. Maybe he should have let things be the first time, when PANTS had persuaded him to end it all. Maybe recreating the klan was a mistake. No, no, do not think such thoughts. Of course it was all worth it. Lust idly stroked his male reproductive organ, but it remained limp in his clammy hands. Perhaps the decision could be put off another day. After all, he had his entire future ahead of him, a future of Forumwarz Domination and the medals that it would provide. Now to find some decent pornography. His male reproductive organ may be as flaccid as his klan, but that was a problem more easily solved.

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

BirdofPrey Posted:

critical mbum of fabulous personry – utter collapse, core meltdown of gayness

nanafabulous personiesus Posted:

Q: what happens when a klan falls apart to form a new klan?

A: the new klan falls apart too because it’s full of the same fabulous persons

Bump for pizza party

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