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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

because of YOU i lost 4 forums visits, never to be reganed. my day is ruined. you are a marked man


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

in this thread me and mc banhammer will duel it out – mano a mano


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MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

I’ll put 30 on BirdofPrey.


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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

MySpace Tom Posted:

I’ll put 30 on BirdofPrey.

I’ll put 1000 on him.

If he wins twice, do I get an antifreeze scoop?


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Click here to give me internets!

View/click my draginz please

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

i am putting five million dollars on birdofprey


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

neo_fuzzy

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

I’m putting 16.000.000 on Chuck Norris BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS ALWAYS WINS

neo_fuzzy edited this message on 05/12/2008 1:16PM

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

WTF I didn’t put 1000 on Bird of Prey!

crotchbiter_the_flaccid edited this message on 05/12/2008 3:24PM

Last night I dreamed I was eating an enormous sausage. When I woke up, my male reproductive organ was missing.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Bring it on, BirdofPrey! But what weapons shall we use?

You have Amazing Troll Powers, with which you can cut me down to size verbally, while I flail about helplessly making lame posts like “You Too!” or “tl;dr”. In addition, you have the full force of Team Shortbus behind you, while I have (currently) only the artsy SRSLY who might not even bother to support me unless I develop some sort of “character”. Obviously, within the playing field, you will emerge as victor.

On the other hand, I have Super-powered Moderator Powers, with which I can edit your posts without leaving a trace, making it seem as though your attacks are as lame as mine. Or I could just delete your posts or repeatedly ban you, effectively making you a no-show and winning by default. I control the playing field, and can abuse myself my powers to utterly annihilate you.

I feel we may already be in a Tic-Tac-Toe situation, from which no one can emerge unbored. So see if you can come up with a challenge where we will be fairly matched, and I will eagerly crush you for all to see.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some more people to ban.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

Nicely done, good RP as a moderator, A++, would read again.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

MC Banhammer Posted:

Bring it on, BirdofPrey! But what weapons shall we use?

You have Amazing Troll Powers, with which you can cut me down to size verbally, while I flail about helplessly making lame posts like “You Too!” or “tl;dr”. In addition, you have the full force of Team Shortbus behind you, while I have (currently) only the artsy SRSLY who might not even bother to support me unless I develop some sort of “character”. Obviously, within the playing field, you will emerge as victor.

On the other hand, I have Super-powered Moderator Powers, with which I can edit your posts without leaving a trace, making it seem as though your attacks are as lame as mine. Or I could just delete your posts or repeatedly ban you, effectively making you a no-show and winning by default. I control the playing field, and can abuse myself my powers to utterly annihilate you.

I feel we may already be in a Tic-Tac-Toe situation, from which no one can emerge unbored. So see if you can come up with a challenge where we will be fairly matched, and I will eagerly crush you for all to see.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some more people to ban.

i will put some thought into this unique problem and get back to you

Wow, what a fantastic poster. I wish I were more like him.

BirdofPrey edited this message on 05/12/2008 4:36PM

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WetSocket

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8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

You will fight with Zonbeis as it is the traditional weapon of the FW forums. Natalie will be the referee, and Echuu, Nanafabulous personjesus, and Escher will be the judges. We want a good clean fight.


I Cheat at Forumwarz.

I am a very SRS individual SO please take me very SRSLY.

Bruschi

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

MC Banhammer Posted:

while I have (currently) only the artsy SRSLY who might not even bother to support me unless I develop some sort of “character”.

why did you join those fabulous persons? anyone who takes the internet to that level should be beaten with reality


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w00w00

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4

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

White Guy = MC Banhammer

Black Guy = BirdofPrey

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See the Genius in me!

Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

w00w00 Posted:

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”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.”

George A. Romero

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Flamebate got nailbombed

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