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Whores in my opinon (which is important), team shortbus rules

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

In order to avoid the bustle tourists, I usually visit the dolphins at night, illegally I must add, since I am considered to be trespbuming. But it is the only time I do not have to be distracted by tourists or the staff. I do not expect to have sex with the dolphins every time I visit them; I am not that sort of person. I spend time with them because they are a relaxing and stabilizing source of peace in an otherwise hectic and unbalanced lifestyle. So it came as a pleasant surprise when this 7-year-old dolphin began to engage in sex-play with me.

I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular woman's genitalsl orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!

So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her woman's genitalsl muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn’t engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn’t do for a dolphin.


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Paraone

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[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

noice


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
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[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

kittiejenn Posted:

If you play this game, then you have a very, very sad life.

nanafabulous personiesus

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[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

Paraone Posted:

because you touch yourself at night

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HOHOHO EDGYYYYYYYYYYY

edit: tsb does rule. it’s true

nanafagiesus edited this message on 05/19/2008 2:14AM

l2 Posted:

That’s the crux of science though, making the impossible possible, and the illogical logical.

l2 is a dumbhead

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wilD-****22

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Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

oh look, more useless tsb ****ing all over. you might wanna try catheters i think..oh wait, your mostly male reproductive organless, my bad

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CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
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Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

IN MY OPINYIN (WHICH IS MOST IMPORTANT TEAM SHORT BUS SUCKS SHORT male reproductive organS


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Paraone

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[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

in after two fabulous persons


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

in after 2 fabulous persons and 1 cool dude


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

in after 2 fabulous persons and 2 cool dudes


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

In after two fabulous persons


gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

In after two fabulous persons

stop posting you’re ruining the forums


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

gigerth Posted:

stop posting you’re ruining the forums

no this is what you ****ers get to see now that TSB has ****ed with my title.

Blame the dip**** from TSB who ****ed with my ****, but didn’t even have the balls to do it openly.

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/19/2008 1:07PM

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

no this is what you ****ers get to see now that TSB has ****ed with my title.

Blame the dip**** from TSB who ****ed with my ****, but didn’t even have the balls to do it openly.

how many times do i have to tell you that i am tsb

do i need to change your avatar or somehting,?


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

gigerth Posted:

how many times do i have to tell you that i am tsb

do i need to change your avatar or somehting,?

If you care that much about me go for it.


gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

If you care that much about me go for it.

dont get your hopes up

gd


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

gigerth Posted:

dont get your hopes up

gd

You might want to tell your idiot teammate that he ****ed it up though.

Since it bothers you that wherever I post it ****s up the thread, maybe you should tell the retard that did it, to make it fit better.

****ing idiot tries to troll me, and ends up only irritating everyone in his own anal klan.

So far TSB is the only bunch of whiners who have craied about it.


gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

You might want to tell your idiot teammate that he ****ed it up though.

Since it bothers you that wherever I post it ****s up the thread, maybe you should tell the retard that did it, to make it fit better.

****ing idiot tries to troll me, and ends up only irritating everyone in his own anal klan.

So far TSB is the only bunch of whiners who have craied about it.

...huh


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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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wtf


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Paraone

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[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

lol

things are getting serious,,, mayhaps a flame war??? methinks… yase.


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