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Poetry a response to the pathetic attempt to critique my work of art by someone i thought was my friend

Kerridwen_Ka-
li

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2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

sing, o hellish muse,

of the ****

who critiqued my novel

and called me a hack!

~

sing her death,

a death painful and slow.

sing of torment and suffering

equal to my suffering

~

i labored to bring this child

this novel

into the world

and so cruelly was it cast down

and spat upon

by one i called friend

~

friend

~

how she has soiled the word

with her cruel critique!

~

just because my novel

didn’t have heaving bosoms

and throbbing man-loins

doesn’t make it lesser than hers

~

rather, better

~

i do not pander to the lowly and base

i do not sully my art with appeals to the mbumes

I do not write harlequin romances

~

i am an artiste

and so i suffer and accept

my suffering

as the touch of the Muse

~

~

~

i accept and

endure.


help me

Scargrrrl

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18

Level 20 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Well said, sister, art is exactly what we ****ing say it is!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Sorry **** it read like a bad episode of Animorphs.

Tangolho

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 24 Troll

The Repeater

too long to read

MuddyBallzFl-
ap

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2

[1337 House]

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

i came. artist gurls get me so hawt.


mammary glands rule

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