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Pumpkin I love Dogs

GusPlease

Avatar: Ron Paul

[The Weed gang]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

theyr’e so c uteLog in to see images!


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If I Had My -
Way Id Have -
All Of You S-
hot

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5

[woman's genitals Cats]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

And you’re so lame.


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aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

He typo’d “dongs” as “dogs” lol

Therese Rowe

Avatar: Cockroach

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

While a general affection towards dogs may be normal in most of the males in your age bracket, please note that any dramatic emotion or longing towards any non-human creature may be a sign of increased sexual compulsivity. If you want to bumure these feelings dont get out of hand, I can introduce you to a relitively new hormone drug treatment. If you are against drug use, then perhaps surgical castration would be the right route for you. If you do not care to suppress such urges, just be sure not to get caught.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

how do you feel about great times


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

i love doggy lipstick


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Dannn

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

What exactly do you mean by love?


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

BirdofPrey Posted:

how do you feel about great times


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

You know what I hate? the moon…would someone shut that thing off I am trying to sleep!

Know what else I hate? Aliens! Why is it that they always go straight for the nipples? I mean, there HAS to be a decent restaraunt in Roswell, at least take me out for dinner first! BUT NO!!! It’s always straight for the nipples.

Know what else I hate? When my neighbors dog comes over and starts humping up and down and up and down on my leg….no wait…I kinda like that…


MuddyBallzFl-
ap

Avatar: Boobs
2

[1337 House]

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

GusPlease Posted:

theyr’e so c uteLog in to see images!

i had a bf who wuz rilly into dawgs…we culdnt fuk if teh dog wansst on teh bed. 1nce he maed me watch while teh dog licked his male reproductive organ n he blew a lode fastr then ive ever bin able 2 make him great times.


mammary glands rule

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

BirdofPrey Posted:

how do you feel about great times


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forumwhore

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Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

BirdofPrey Posted:

how do you feel about great times

If You like Dog’s great times. The dog might love you.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

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The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Know what else I hate? Aliens! Why is it that they always go straight for the nipples? I mean, there HAS to be a decent restaraunt in Roswell, at least take me out for dinner first! BUT NO!!! It’s always straight for the nipples.

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TELL ME OF WHAT YOU KNOW

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

I know I’d at least appreciate a reach around


Paraone

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[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

i saw a dog today


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

i sawed a dog today


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

icwutudidthar Posted:

i sawed a dog today

You know how to make a cat sound just like a dog, and a dog sound just like a cat?

Pour gasoline over the cat, then light it, it makes the sound WOOF!

Put a dog in a deep freeze, until it is frozen solid, then place it underneat a bandsaw, and cut it in half, it makes the sound MMEEEAAAOOUWWW.


fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

You know how to make a cat sound just like a dog, and a dog sound just like a cat?

Pour gasoline over the cat, then light it, it makes the sound WOOF!

Put a dog in a deep freeze, until it is frozen solid, then place it underneat a bandsaw, and cut it in half, it makes the sound MMEEEAAAOOUWWW.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU’RE MOTHER****ING FUNNY/sarcasm off (THAT’S ****ING LAME HUH?!)


fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

I am a miserable loser

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

-God- Posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU’RE MOTHER****ING FUNNY/sarcasm off (THAT’S ****ING LAME HUH?!)

Ummm, that wasn’t meant as humor, I was serious. I was just telling people who have not tried it, how to do it. It’s fun, you should give it a try.

EDIT: It took a lot of trial and error (and a lot of cats and dogs) to find just the rigt method.

It also took at least three days before the dog was frozen solid enough, to make the right sounds.

I suppose if I had been using a smaller dog, it would have frozen faster…but beggers can’t be choosers, and big dogs were all my nieghbors had.

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/09/2008 5:45PM

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