The Biography Of Your Decapitated Brother

When i was young, i had a hamster

i loved my hamster

i smashed his face in.

I smashed it good,

it bled but didnt die,

it lay there twitching,

oh how i laughed, ha ha ha.

When i was older,

i bought a puppy,

i disemboweled it,

i threw it around

I ate some of it’s ****,

to see what it tasted like,

it didn’t taste good,

I killed the dog

When I was even older,

I stole a small boy,

I didn’t kill him,

I loved him

I loved him in the bum,

with a sack of bricks,

Because I knew,

how good it felt

He bled and bled,

that tasted better than ****.

I ran the iron,

across my face,

down my chest

it felt so good.

I forced it down,

to my testicles,

i pressed them hard,

they smelled like god.

I ran the knife,

along my arm,

I cut off my head.

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THROAT enjoy – Dancing Queen Lyrics CANCER version

You can STARE, you can DRIBBLE, having the time of your life

See that girl, watch that GROWTH, dig in the CANCER queen

FINAL night and the lights are low

Looking LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT to go

Where they play the right music, getting in the swing

You come in to look for a king

MAYBE could be YOU WON’T DIE

THAT’S JUST THE MORPHINE MAKING YOU high

With a bit of rock SMOKIN, everything is fine

You’re NEVER GET TO dance

YOU’VE HAD YER LAST chance…

You are the CANCER queen, young and sweet, WITH A TUMUROUS SPLEEN

CANCER queen, feel the BEEP from the HEART MACHINE

You can LAY THERE, you can DIIE, HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIIIFE

See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the CANCER queen

You’re a GONER, you GET SOME FLOWERS,

Leave them CRYING and then you’re gone

Looking BLANKLY AT NOTHING AND DRIBBLING

You’re in the mood for a dance

BUT YOU WONT get the chance…

You are the CANCER queen, young and sweet, NOT YET A TEEN

CANCER queen, feel the BEEP from the HEART MACHINE

You can LAY THERE, you can DIIE, HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIIIFE

See that girl, watch that scene, KILLIN the CANCER queen

FINAL night and the lights are low

Looking LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT to go

Where they ADMINISTER DRUGS, getting in the swing

You come in to JOIN THE king

MAYBE could be YOU WON’T DIE

THAT’S JUST THE MORPHINE MAKING YOU high

With a bit of rock SMOKIN, everything is fine

You’re NEVER GET TO dance

YOU’VE HAD YER LAST chance…

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My male reproductive organ

My male reproductive organ has been in a sweet sixteen,

my male reproductive organ has been in a pre teen,

I told your kid it was a jelly bean,

He sucked it til he tasted cream,

My male reproductive organ has been in a dog, in a cat,

Your face makes it hard like a baseball bat,

I once jammed it up the twat,

Of a pig who was really fat.

My male reproductive organ has been rummaging,

In a burning hot burger king,

Hot pizza fat, orgasming,

Thinkin of that corpse that iiii’ll sooooon beeeeee ****ing!

My male reproductive organ has been in your family tree,

I took a spade to the cemetry,

Your grans woman's genitals was all ****ing crusty,

So i just shat on her.

Chorus:

I’ll be following on of you home,

One of you will get a bone,

I will choose someone vulnerable,

who walks home alone.

FAIL I FAIL OH I FAIL OH OH FAIL

tl;dr.

But if it talks about girlfriends being ****s, broken hearts or ends adjectives in “a”, then it must be ****ing good!

If it were up to me, you guys would already have the lowest standards e-peen…Look at that^^

Just a concerned citizen, ma’am. No need to thank me, it’s what I do.

don’t trust whitey

don’t trust him whatever you do

he’s not friendly

you know that whitey hates you

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I have to agree with the very special Tourettes guy over there, those lyrics fuking blow.

I was talking about phil collins.

how can I just let you walk away

just leave without a trace

and I stand here taking every breath with

you’re the only one who really knew me at all

how can you just walk away from me

when all I can do is watch you leave

cuz we shared the laughter and the pain

we even shared the tears

you’re the only one who really knew me at all

so take a look at me now

theres just an empty space

theres nothing here to remind me

just a memory of your face

(chorus x2)

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I wish i could make you turn around

turn around and see me cry

theres so much I want to say to you

so many reasons why

you’re the only one who really knew me at all

so take a look at me now

Little Lola’s Lion licked her lollipop

She screamed and cried, and pulled and pried

But could not make him stop

Little Lola’s Lion just sat there like a rock

Lick, lick, licking

On Lola’s lollipop

Little Lola stopped trying

And called out to Bird

She went to Bird still crying

And asked to have a word

“Bird”, she said while snuffling

“Lions got my lollipop!”

“Well,” Bird said while shuffling

“I can’t make him stop!”

“I am just a Bird” he said

“And he is a lion after all

He’s got claws on his paws

A powerful maw

And teeth in his head!”

So Little Lola’s Lion licked her lollipop

She screamed and cried, and pulled and pried

But could not make him stop

Little Lola’s Lion just sat there like a rock

Lick, lick, licking

On Lola’s lollipop

Little Lola stopped trying

And called out to Snake

She went to Snake still crying

And he began to quake

“Snake” she said while blithering

“Lions got my lollipop!”

“Well,” said Snake while slithering

“I can’t make him stop!”

“I am just a snake” he begged

“And he is a lion after all

He’s got teeth like a saw

Lining his jaw

And four dangerous legs!”

So Little Lola’s Lion licked her lollipop

She screamed and cried, and pulled and pried

But could not make him stop

Little Lola’s Lion just sat there like a rock

Lick, lick, licking

On Lola’s lollipop

Lola yelled and hopped

As Lion sat there as a rock

“I want a lick, I want a lick!”

At last Lion stopped

Then Lion said to her

“What is it that you need?”

Lola’s shout raised his fur

“SHAMEFUL IS YOUR GREED”

“I WANT A LICK, I WANT A LICK!”

“I WANT A LICK, JUST ONE!”

“I’m sorry Little Lola but…

The lollipop is done.”