Well, it’s your fault for leading him on…you ****ing ****! Log in to see images!

EDIT: Actually, you totally sound totally easy. What are ya doing next Saturday nite? Log in to see images! Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 05/04/2008 3:24PM

ahahahahhaha oh my god i just **** my pants

If I Had My Way Id Have All Of You Shot Posted:

Wait, I just re-read it. Not only did he spend the night, she walked him to the train station the next morning. Jeez sounds more like a lousy date she regretted after than a enjoy.

Damn. Nothing escapes you. Nothing.

I’d like a show of hands. Please raise your hand if you’re roleplaying an idiotic humorless twat that’s very slow on the uptake.

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

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Nana, I thought we were friends. I thought you of all people would be sympathetic. Log in to see images!

pics?

mary misanthrope Posted:

Nana, I thought we were friends. I thought you of all people would be sympathetic. Log in to see images!

It’s probably nervous laughter, Mary. You’ve brought up a difficult subject, one that makes people uncomfortable. Not everyone is as brave as you are, Mary. I also admire that you didn’t use weasely qualifying words, like “date” as in “date enjoy”. I hate it when people try to minimize it that way. It was enjoy, pure and simple. enjoy X 4, by my count. First one in the bum, the second in the mouth, the third was when he borrowed your metro pbum and didn’t return it, and the fourth was when he didn’t call you.

Any one of these on their own might have been forgivable, but in combination . . . . revenge is the only proper solution. I see now why you’re seeking male reproductive organ pics. You’re searching for the criminal on the internet.

Anyway, I want to thank you for opening my eyes to the fact that enjoy IS NOT ALWAYS FUNNY. I feel as if your words changed me, and changed me for the better.

mary misanthrope Posted:

We drank a lot, and they dropped the boy and I at my apartment. We made out for a while, eventually I was topless, but I still had my skirt and underwear on.

Dear Miss Misanthrope (though I don’t believe for a second that’s your real name):

I disagree with your mother that inviting this young man home with you constituted “asking for it.” However you invited him to your home, alone, not to have dinner or a nice discussion about Jesus. Instead you “made out” with him, and even took your top off. Well, what did you expect to happen? Unless this young man happened to be a gynecologist who made house calls, what else could he presume from the sight of your naked dirty pillows but that you were inviting him to have intercourse?

You should consider yourself lucky that you didn’t find yourself in the family way six weeks later.

Quite frankly, I am revolted by not only your behavior, but by your flaunting of it in this public manner. You have much to learn about self-respect, and clearly your parents must share in some of the blame.

Men are disgusting animals who use women for their coarse enjoyment. It is a burden that we must bear because of Eve’s fall, a fall that brought down ruin upon our unhappy sex.

I sincerely urge you to consider taking the cloth. A life devoted to Jesus will give you the peace you seek and so desperately need.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood

mary misanthrope Posted:

You guys, I said NO so many times Log in to see images!

Why are you making fun of me?

This was a very traumatic event in my life, and it took me several years to even acknowledge that I was violated.

Oh plz. You enjoyed every second of it, you ****ing male reproductive organ-hungry whore. Log in to see images!

could be better

but in relation to most other things it’s a 3.5/5