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Gay I think IM Bi

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

‘Cause my boyfriend Edge (well, his real name’s Randolph, but that’s just the name his very special parents gave him) keeps trying to get into my clothes but he can’t figure out all the zippers.

I totally think a girl would be able to work a few zippers. And maybe a girl would understand my poetry.


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

i thi**** YOU


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Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Janie Posted:

’Cause my boyfriend Edge (well, his real name’s Randolph, but that’s just the name his very special parents gave him) keeps trying to get into my clothes but he can’t figure out all the zippers.

I totally think a girl would be able to work a few zippers. And maybe a girl would understand my poetry.

You could very well be bi, but that has nothing to do with your boyfriend. He’s a separate issue. Quite simply, he’s a re re.

Now, if you want to test out whether you’re bi and it’s not just a phase you’re going thru (like your parents believe), you need to bring a friend with you over to my house, and we’ll conduct some experiments. Don’t think of them as science experiments, however. Think of it more as experimental art or experimental poetry. Or experimenting with drugs. TM me when you’re ready.


That’s really my pic.

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Edge is such a fukken re re!

bulldyke

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I could help you figure that out. Log in to see images!


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

U guyz think Edge is a rere? guess he could be. He wears all black so I thought he was Goth, but I guess he could just like black.

The way I see it, I have three options:

1. Experiment with sum girlz

2. Buy clothes with velcro

3. Write everything in my journal (maybe poems?) and see if that helps me


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turdfisher

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[WeChall]

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

or maybe your boyfriend is a rere.

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PREFORMING RERE CHECK5000

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DING—-HE IS !!!!!!

turdfisher edited this message on 05/04/2008 11:32AM



Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Sorry i haven’t updated this thread, but my parents took my laptop away after i tried to kill myself by drinking lemon pledge and schnapps.

I don’t know if i can type this without crying, but Edge left me for a girl in a sundress! Now i fear i shall never know the carnal touch of a man.

i’ve filled four journals with poetry, but nothing helps.


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pixiekidd

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Level 17 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

i think all girls are bi. i know i am! Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Hey, I found a whole bunch of Euthanides in my ‘rents medicine cabinet. WTF do they need with them?


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

pixie, how do you know know, though? I mean, not in a camwhore posing-for-guys kind of way, but in a “my soulmate may be in a girl’s or boy’s body” kind of way? Or maybe I should just forget about souls and worry about bodies.

Ugh. My mom wants to go shopping.


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Kerridwen_Ka-
li

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2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

janie, whatever you do, don’t let your mom buy you a sundress. she’s just trying to turn you into a barbie doll. be strong.


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pixiekidd

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Level 17 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Janie Posted:

pixie, how do you know know, though? I mean, not in a camwhore posing-for-guys kind of way, but in a “my soulmate may be in a girl’s or boy’s body” kind of way? Or maybe I should just forget about souls and worry about bodies.

i haven’t met a soulmate in a boy OR a girl’s body yet so i don’t know! but i know i like boy and girl bodies and boy and girl personalities! i’ve been in love with both, they’re totally different but it’s still love either way.

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OK, so I wrote this poem:

– - – - – - – - – - – -

O, Aphrodite awake and take this, my offering

I kneel before the cool marble columns of your thighs

Frozen by the beauty of your flowering petals

I will rise and walk between them

To worship at the altar of your budding rose.

– - – - – - – - – - – -

I’m going to read it at poetry night at Klub Jitter and see if any girls like it.

Janie edited this message on 05/17/2008 11:56PM

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Dead Can Dan-
cer

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Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Well, Janie, that poem is certainly not very subtle. If any girls in the audience seem to be trying to catch your eye, meet their gaze and give them a meaningful glance after you sit back down, if you find them attractive. Try to look inviting and they will probably talk to you.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Update:

I didn’t read the poem. My mom found me sneaking out to go to Klub Jitter and made my lame dad give me a lecture on my new tattoo. Why is it so hard to just find a girl to kiss? Took 10 Euthanides and slept until midnight. Playing my music really loud with the door locked.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Update: Edge is gay. I’m sure of it. Pix later.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Janie we miss you! Come back!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

rmemebrr whessan peoelp roelpadydyd tehyhitr chalsess?

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

ChilePepino Posted:

rmemebrr whessan peoelp roelpadydyd tehyhitr chalsess?

barely.

the memories are fading

glad this is in cryspace so i can be sad and mourn the loss of janie & rp


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

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