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Drugs Items and consumables idea

Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

How about . . .

Cigars to replenish troll douchebaggery. I ****ing love tobacco and I especially love it in the form of cigars.

Now as to items . . . am I correct in understanding that re res don’t have any equip-able items? Why not let them equip an item of junk and use it as a bong? I’m saying ANY junk item, since any internet re re worthy of the name can make a bong out of anything. Or if drug use doesn’t fit the game’s conception of re res, then the item could be equipped as the re re’s “best friend”. I imagine it would give the re a few more ego points or something.

If you like these ideas, send me BP. THANK YOU1111111

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
47

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

I think that Re Re’s should be able to equip shoes as a fetish.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

chito Posted:

I think that Re Re’s should be able to equip shoes as a fetish.

You have a point.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

I think that re-res having items kind of defeats the purpose of the clbum…

maybe it’s just me though

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

FAIL Posted:

I think that re-res having items kind of defeats the purpose of the clbum…

maybe it’s just me though

I defer to your judgement on the matter. You are a 10th Level Re Re and I am a mere 10th Level Troll. Don’t take my suggestions too seriously; I think it the height of arrogance to suggest to an author what he should write about. Not that I’ve ever been bashful about being arrogant.

When I was writing the suggestion about re res making bongs out of any junk object, it caused me to wonder about the nature of re res. Real online tards. Surely a large number of them are stoned. That they are all literally mentally very special is statistically impossible, of course. But their exhibited mental deficiency seems unnatural, an order of magnitude greater than the stupid people one meets out in the world.

I’d still really like cigars as an item for trolls, though. I consider cigars to be a better (and more trollish) drug than cocaine. That is, if I humble player might be so bold as to suggest it. Log in to see images! Marcos El Malo edited this message on 05/03/2008 5:02AM

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Cross clbum items

Camwhore – Emo suicide note/love letter

Troll – Discarded Camwhore clothing

Emo – Bruises from lost fight against a Troll

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

I agree, it would be nice to give a re-re something he can equip. the idea with junk is quite good, maybe he could throw in junk in battle, like the ninja-clbum in some final fantasy games. the more expensive, the bigger the hit-count, for example

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Aldo_Anything Posted:

I agree, it would be nice to give a re-re something he can equip. the idea with junk is quite good, maybe he could throw in junk in battle, like the ninja-clbum in some final fantasy games. the more expensive, the bigger the hit-count, for example

But how do you “throw” something on the internet? I guess if anyone would try, it would be a re re.

TornadoTK

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
3

[umop apisdn]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Marcos El Malo Posted:

But how do you “throw” something on the internet? I guess if anyone would try, it would be a re re.

Re-re: I AN LIKE YAAA

*throws “Empty Gas Pump” at monitor*

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Marcos El Malo Posted:

But how do you “throw” something on the internet? I guess if anyone would try, it would be a re re.

More like a hissy-fit move.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

ballon Posted:

More like a hissy-fit move.

I like that idea. Also, how about a anti-psychotic pill or ritalin or a anti-dopamine.

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

chito Posted:

I think that Re Re’s should be able to equip shoes as a fetish.

Or Helmets.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

was Posted:

I like that idea. Also, how about a anti-psychotic pill or ritalin or a anti-dopamine.

Thorazine? Thorazine, AKA Chlorpromazine, is an old school anti-psychotic with famous side effects, most notably the Thorazine Shuffle.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

twas Posted:

Cross clbum items

Camwhore – Emo suicide note/love letter

Troll – Discarded Camwhore clothing

Emo – Bruises from lost fight against a Troll

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