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Gay THE ULTIMATE THREAD OF AWESOME SUICIDE TECHNIQUES

PhilANThropi-
St

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

HAI GUYS!!

THIS IS THE THREAD FOR US ALL TO SHARE OUR PERSONAL SUICIDE TECHNIQUES

HERE’S NUMBER 1

ITEMS NEEDED: PRINTED OUT COPY OF LEMONPARTY

LIE DOWN BENEATH A VERY POWERFUL ELECTRIC FENCE, NAKED

TAKE OUT YOUR PRINTED OUT COPY OF LEMONPARTY, AND LOOK AT IT. WITHIN MINUTES YOU SHOULD GET A BONER, AND YOUR male reproductive organ SHOULD TOUCH THE ELECTRIC FENCE, THEREFORE KILLING YOU

MORE TO COME, BUT SHARE SOME OF YOURS!


I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!

guenwhyever

Avatar: Sad Face
3

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

THAT IS SUCH NASTY **** Log in to see images!

But… when I commit suicide.. I usually use the clbumic Log in to see images!

PhilANThropi-
St

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

WHERE DO YOU SHOOT THE GUN?

I’VE FOUND IF YOU HAVE SIX BULLETS IN A STANDARD HANDGUN, IT CAN MAKE FOR AN INTERESTING SUICIDE

FIRST SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE CROTCH, THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN BOTH FEET. THEN ONE BULLET IN EACH HAND. IF YOU STAND UP AND SLOWLY LEAN BACKWARDS WHILST SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE HEAD, IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU CAN LAND IN A CHRIST POSITION

THE PAPERS WILL LOVE THE STIGMATA-TYPE WOUNDS ON YOUR HANDS AND FEET, AND THE BALLS WILL JUST FEEL NICE


I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
47

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

I know I am a romantic, but my dream suicide is being raped by my father while my mother strangles me. Oh dreams.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I’m a sucker for the clbumic methods, like standing next to an Armenian and inhaling.


That’s really my pic.

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Personally I prefer stuffing the pockets of a very large coat with hard candy and jumping from a high building. Die like a pinata.


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PoopShoot1102

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

When I kill myself I will drink a quart of antifreeze and then a gallon of water. The antifreeze will crystallize in my kidneys and then I will begin to sweat ****. I will probably turn off the air conditioner and be sure to do it on a hot day to increase the amount of pis I sweat out.


Blow Me

TwoEmosOneRa-
zor

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

skinning yourself with a potato peeler and jumping in a bag of salt.

TwoEmosOneRazor Posted:

skinning yourself with a potato peeler and jumping in a bag of salt.

Sounds like a lot of work.


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PoopShoot1102

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Bacchus Posted:

Sounds like a lot of work.

Not if you use an industrial potato peeler, but you’d have to replace the tubing to fit you.


Blow Me

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

One of these.

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And one of these.

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

PoopShoot1102

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

be careful with the jet engine:


Blow Me

When I finally lose my faith in the cause I’m going to eat cyanide and blow my brains out with a revolver AT THE SAME TIME.

Style and efficiency, ftw.

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET A NICE AIRTIGHT MASK AND SOME PLASTIC TUBING. CONNECT THAT TO A HELIUM TANK. PLACE MASK ON YOUR FACE, TURN ON GAS, LEAN BACK, AND WAIT TO DIE.

TAKES ABOUT EIGHT MINUTES AND YOU’RE NOT THAT ****HEAD THAT LEAVES BRAINS ALL OVER THE CEILING FOR YOUR MOTHER TO SCRAPE OFF BECAUSE I KNOW ALL YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF **** DON’T HAVE ANYONE THAT LOVES YOU BESIDES YOUR MOTHER.

HOLY **** MOST ****ING very special THREAD EVER, YOU ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO KILL YOURSELVES RIGHT, WERE YOU ALL DROPPED AS INFANTS OR SOME****?


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Kousoku

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Well, some people may have limited amount of creativity and want to look like they have some of it.

But now, my tip to end your journey. (It’s actually a variation of the clbumic one. It’s just more tricky to shock even more people)

Items you need: nothing.

1. Find a police

2. Go behind him/her, push your finger against his/her back and say “Hands up or I’ll shoot you”

3. As a police does what you say, take his/her gun with your other hand and shoot yourself with it

Kousoku Posted:

It’s actually a variation of the clbumic one

Real imaginative.


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

Kousoku Posted:

1. Find a police

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That one ok?

Oh and just as a side note I’ve never liked the Tele bbumes or really most Fenders.


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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

I agree, Fenders suck.


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

**** YEAH, IBANEZ.


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