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Bigguyinblack

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4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

written by Jalapeno Bootyhole on April 30th, 2008 @ 01:33 PM

The Forumwarz creative team is hard at work bringing you the Nexxt Episizzode of your favorite web-based parody role-playing game. Today’s agenda is tweaking the Camwhore clbum and giving her some new visual attacks.

Here’s one we like to call “BFF”:

Hot chicks making out and an upcoming episode of Forumwarz?! Now that’s what I call fapworthy!

Now if you’ll excuse us, we have lots of work to do. And by “work,” of course, we mean, “searching for more royalty-free pictures of softcore porn.”

I’m all for lesbians and softcore porn but did the CZ’s really think that the clbum that needed help the most was Camwhores?

I pbum on the suggestion that got a fair amount of support. When Trolls deal damage they gain a small amount of Ego.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Bigguyinblack Posted:

did the CZ’s really think that the clbum that needed help the most was Camwhores?

That’s not what it says. It says they’re being tweaked, and gaining new attacks. Never said they’re getting the most help.

AFAIK, all clbumes will be getting tweaks and attacks. You can bet trolls are gonna be included.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Bigguyinblack Posted:

I’m all for lesbians and softcore porn but did the CZ’s really think that the clbum that needed help the most was Camwhores?

I pbum on the suggestion that got a fair amount of support. When Trolls deal damage they gain a small amount of Ego.

It’s not a bad idea, but we didn’t post this because the Camwhores “needed help the most.”

It’s because we’re, you know, adding stuff to the game. To all the clbumes.

In succession.

Not just Camwhores.

All the clbumes, including Camwhores.

The Camwhore is one clbum out of several.

One clbum.

Out of several.

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Sux2BU

Avatar: Sux2BU's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

Sucky sucky 2 dolla!!!

Reading comprehension is a good thing.


In fact, it does.

BINGEBOT 2015

Avatar: 38 2010-12-05 22:39:25 -0500

Level 12 Troll

I AM A GIANT FART FACE

I LIKE LESBIANS

Bigguyinblack

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4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

My point was just there has been a lot of outcry about how Trolls are too weak and Camwhores are overpowered so to hear that the first clbum getting worked on was Camwhore was disappointing.


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Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

Bigguyinblack Posted:

My point was just there has been a lot of outcry about how Trolls are too weak and Camwhores are overpowered so to hear that the first clbum getting worked on was Camwhore was disappointing.

It doesn’t say first. It says “today’s agenda.”

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Bigguyinblack Posted:

My point was just there has been a lot of outcry about how Trolls are too weak and Camwhores are overpowered so to hear that the first clbum getting worked on was Camwhore was disappointing.

It’s not the first one we worked on, just the only one we posted about. We’re going to do everything we can do balance the clbumes.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

And actually, from a design standpoint, it makes a lot of sense to enhance the stronger clbumes first. That gives a baseline to shoot for upgrading the weaker ones. If they did the weaker ones first, they’d have to tweak them again when done with the stronger ones.

Now can you please stop complaining about everything and just ****ing eagerly anticipate what’s coming like the rest of us?


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Bigguyinblack

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4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

Nothing says fair and impartial more then having 4 staff members do a ****ing pile on when I voice my first complaint about episode 2. Seriously I merely voiced a legitimate concern that is shared by many others.

Edit: 3 staff members. BINGEBOT 2015 can’t be blamed for loving lesbians, Who doesn’t?

Bigguyinblack edited this message on 04/30/2008 5:50PM

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Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

Bigguyinblack Posted:

Nothing says fair and impartial more then having 4 staff members do a ****ing pile on when I voice my first complaint about episode 2. Seriously I merely voiced a legitimate concern that is shared by many others.

Actually, I think it says “You made a stupid ****ing post, Bigguyinblack, and demonstrated that you can’t read.”

Seriously.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Bigguyinblack Posted:

WAAAAAAAAAH

Sweet Jesus.

I told Jalapeno our users might appreciate little tidbits of information about Episode 2, since we’re working hard as hell on it now and I know that when I’m following a game’s development I like to read those things.

I can’t tell if you’ve got a chip on your shoulder or if you’re just posting flamebait for E-Peen™. Either way, this annoys me.

If you want to criticize our game design you’re more than welcome (see the Antifreeze discussion right now) but you don’t even have anything remotely close to a valid complaint in this thread.

I’m moving this thread to Whiny ****es, because that’s just what you are.

ScreamOfCons-
ciousness

Avatar: Blue Guitar

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 16 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

honestly bigguyinblack if you think its unfair play as a camwhore and stop complaining

Bigguyinblack

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4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

And now it’s 4. My complaint was a perceived slight of choosing to work on Camwhores first over Trolls when Trolls are considered the (second) weakest clbum. As MC Banhammer pointed out this isn’t necessarily a bad thing. My Gameplay posts are regular posts, I use the RP forums for the E-Peen™. And your right I should have posted in Whiny ****es. Most of my complaints about the game are discussions on how to improve matters.

ScreamOfConsciousness Posted:

honestly bigguyinblack if you think its unfair play as a camwhore and stop complaining

I have a Camwhore, an Emo, and 2 Trolls the other of which is testing a build that concentrates more on Defence. The Camwhore finished the game in about 5 days. The Troll was crippled nearly a week due to lack of Flezz.

Bigguyinblack edited this message on 04/30/2008 6:12PM

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Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

Bigguyinblack Posted:

And now it’s 4. My complaint was a perceived slight of choosing to work on Camwhores first over Trolls when Trolls are considered the (second) weakest clbum. As MC Banhammer pointed out this isn’t necessarily a bad thing. My Gameplay posts are regular posts, I use the RP forums for the E-Peen™. And your right I should have posted in Whiny ****es. Most of my complaints about the game are discussions on how to improve matters.

Banhammer pointed out it isn’t bad . . . yet you still complain. Let’s go over the “perceived slight” that you saw, because thankfully, we have your eagle-eyed vision to help out — goodness knows the moderators and administrators certainly were unaware that people consider trolls the second-weakest clbum.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Today’s agenda is tweaking the Camwhore clbum and giving her some new visual attacks.

(bold is mine)

Natalie Posted:

“You made a stupid ****ing post, Bigguyinblack, and demonstrated that you can’t read.

(bold is mine)

ScreamofConsciousness Posted:

”honestly bigguyinblack if you think its unfair play as a camwhore and stop complaining

(bold is mine)

I would recommend following both suggestions in the above comment.

Evil Trout Posted:

”Sweet Jesus.”

Seconded.

Natalie Petrov edited this message on 04/30/2008 6:16PM

Sancdar

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35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

Bigguyinblack Posted:

And now it’s 4. My complaint was a perceived slight of choosing to work on Camwhores first over Trolls when Trolls are considered the (second) weakest clbum.

Jesus, get more bumhurt over nothing. You’re like the third or fourth person in the last couple days I’ve seen get ridiculously defensive over totally minor issues.

If all the changes are rolling out at the same time, who gives a **** what gets done first?


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Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I’m waiting for a snappy comeback so I can enshrine it in this thread


That’s really my pic.

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Sancdar Posted:

Jesus, get more bumhurt over nothing. You’re like the third or fourth person in the last couple days I’ve seen get ridiculously defensive over totally minor issues.

WHO IS SHE REFERRING TOo GUYS.

(really I can’t tell)


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Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Come on guys Bigguy is just practicing being an Emofabulous person in advance in case they bring out an option to remort as a different character clbum in Episode 2. Honestly his schtick seems much more suited to petulant emo teenager than to big manly troll.


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