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Business THE ARSENAL OF NINJACRACY WANTS YOU!!!

Anansi

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
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Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

ARE YOU A NINJA? WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ONE? DO YOU HAVE WIT, STYLE, AND AMAZING mammary glands (OR PICTURES OF SOME)?

IF SO, NEWLY-PERPETUALLY-IN-FORMATION KLAN “ARSENAL OF NINJACRACY” WANTS YOU!!!

ACTUALLY, NOT REALLY

WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU

BUT

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SOMEDAY BECOME ALMOST AS COOL AS WE ARE

SEND AN APPLICATION CONTAINING ANSWERS TO THE FOLLOWING

NAME:

CLbum:

POSITION DESIRED:

QUALIFICATIONS:

NINJA POWERS:

WHY WE SHOULDN’T JUST GO AHEAD AND bumbumINATE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY STARTING WITH YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND GRADUALLY MOVING DOWN THE FAMILY TREE UNTIL EVEN YOUR 6-MONTH-OLD NIECE HAS BEEN CUT INTO DELICIOUS BITE-SIZED CHUNKS AND FED TO GENETICALLY ENGINEERED HALF-HUMAN CANNIBALS ON THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU:

OTHER:

TUBMAIL AN APPLICATION TO ANANSI


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Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I’m saying this as a friend. Pack it in and join TSB.


That’s really my pic.

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TheColderSho-
ulder

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

NEVAR!


My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Marcos El Malo Posted:

I’m saying this as a friend. Pack it in and join TSB.

hey man don’t be so hasty. i heard ninjocracy has stellar members such as LiztheShiz (her ninja powers are being gross and scary-looking)


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Anansi

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
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Level 69 Troll

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BirdofPrey Posted:

hey man don’t be so hasty. i heard ninjocracy has stellar members such as LiztheShiz (her ninja powers are being gross and scary-looking)

HER PRE-OP POWERS MAY BE INFERIOR TO YOUR POST-OP POWERS, BUT SOMEDAY SHE WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE SURGERY

WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN?!?!?


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Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Anansi Posted:

HER PRE-OP POWERS MAY BE INFERIOR TO YOUR POST-OP POWERS, BUT SOMEDAY SHE WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE SURGERY

WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN?!?!?

Suck her inside out woman's genitalsmale reproductive organ, I imagine.

(and yes, I’m fapping as I imagine it)


That’s really my pic.

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Anansi

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Resident Psychoanalyst

THAT PRIVILEGE IS RESERVED FOR MEMBERS OF THE ARSENAL


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FoetalBlowjob

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

TEAM SHORTBUS WANTS YOU – TO DIE TRAGICALLY.

Anansi

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
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Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

THE ARSENAL OF NINJACRACY WANTS YOU – TO QUIT fabulous personGING UP THE FORUM WITH SECOND-RATE SHOCK HUMOR


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TheColderSho-
ulder

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

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My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Anansi Posted:

THE ARSENAL OF NINJACRACY WANTS YOU – TO QUIT fabulous personGING UP THE FORUM WITH SECOND-RATE SHOCK HUMOR

who’s using shock humor ?_?


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FoetalBlowjob

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

i don’t know you, but i know you’d be better off dead.

TheColderSho-
ulder

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

The arsenal believes not in theocracy, democracy, or Log in to see images!. We subscribe to Ninjacracy.

– Politicians should not solve arguments by phone-book reading filibusters. That is boring and a waste of time. The political system would be much improved if disputes were solved by sneaking around in the middle of the night and bumbuminating your opponents.

– Ninjas can fly.

– How have you not joined our klan yet? Wait. Stop. We don’t want you anyway.

so much so that your entire immediate family just had a garrote wire accident. Ninjas? Who can really say.

My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

if your klan’s purpose in the rp is being a bunch of fabulous persons i think you’re dead on


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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

man ninjas are pretty wacky I wonder how we could make a ninja klan even funnier…

Ooh, I know, let’s make them NINJA-PIRATES GUYZ


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Anansi

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
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Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

crayoncakes Posted:

man ninjas are pretty wacky I wonder how we could make a ninja klan even funnier…

Ooh, I know, let’s make them NINJA-PIRATES GUYZ

Dear Crayoncakes,

Thank you for posting in the Arsenal of Ninjacracy Recruitment Thread. Please allow 6-8 weeks for the bumbumination of your entire family.

Sincerely,

Anansi


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Anansi

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
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Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

BirdofPrey Posted:

who’s using shock humor ?_?

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH SHOCK HUMOR AS LONG AS ITS QUALITY, K??!?!?!?

gigerth Posted:

if your klan’s purpose in the rp is being a bunch of fabulous persons i think you’re dead on

GIGERTH LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU

WITH EVERY PbumING MOMENT YOU MAKE YOURSELF MORE MY SERVANT


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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Anansi Posted:

Dear Crayoncakes,

Thank you for posting in the Arsenal of Ninjacracy Recruitment Thread. Please allow 6-8 weeks for the bumbumination of your entire family.

Sincerely,

Anansi

jokes on you I hate my family

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Anansi

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
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Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

crayoncakes Posted:

jokes on you I hate my family

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LET US WORK TOGETHER TO BUILD A BETTER WORLD


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

Anansi Posted:

GIGERTH LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU

WITH EVERY PbumING MOMENT YOU MAKE YOURSELF MORE MY SERVANT

it is not hate it is apathy

super apathy

fabulous person


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