MuddyBallzFlap Posted:

mrs sherwood can u teech me 2 feel luv? i haev only evar loved a bf or gf when they were inside me. when they were out i no longer luved them.

No, Miss Your-Name-Isn’t-All-That-Funny, I can’t teach you how to feel love. Obviously you were raised in a very poor home — and by “poor,” I am not referring to your parents’ material cirgreat timesstances, but rather to their spiritual wealth. Have you ever seen the inside of a church, young lady?

On second thought, please don’t answer that. Your response would probably only be rude and blasphemous.

I will pray for you, though I suspect my efforts will be wasted on a trollop such as you.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood