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Religion Abortion

Anansi

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hay guyz,

some ppl think abortion is mean, otherz b-leev its delicious

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Anansi

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Anansi

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PEI ATTENSHUN 2 MI!!!


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ScreamOfCons-
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this thread is almost as pathetic as i am

Zre

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Abortion is not as bad as useless people.

This place is reserved for some letters about incest, rapes, ectopic pregnancies, and other **** when abortion is definetely good.

Zre edited this message on 04/29/2008 10:59AM

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Marcos El Ma-
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ScreamOfConsciousness Posted:

this thread is almost as pathetic as i am

I’m in favor of your mom getting a retroactive abortion.


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Lucinda Sher-
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Marcos El Malo Posted:

I’m in favor of your mom getting a retroactive abortion.

Dear Mr. El Malo,

Can science do that these days? I knew they were performing horrible experiments on dead babies in the name of “medicine,” and that they were doing that cloning thing in an attempt to usurp God’s authority, but I had no idea that they’d invented time-traveling abortion doctors.

I shall have to inform my bishop about this.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood


May the Lord bless you and keep you.

Marcos El Ma-
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Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

Dear Mr. El Malo,

Can science do that these days? I knew they were performing horrible experiments on dead babies in the name of “medicine,” and that they were doing that cloning thing in an attempt to usurp God’s authority, but I had no idea that they’d invented time-traveling abortion doctors.

I shall have to inform my bishop about this.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood

No time travel involved!

You’ll be happy to know that a retroactive abortion occurs after the potential angel is PAST the danger point and has been birthed, and thus has had an opportunity to be saved.

In 90% of the cases, a retro-abortion candidate is in his or her teen years or younger, although in certain cases it is recommended that an adult be retroactively aborted. One criterion is the ability to do simple geometry or algebra, although this is not a hard and fast rule.*

Other advantages of retro-abortions are that they do not involve a visit to a Secular Humanist Gynecologist by the mother. They can be easily accomplished with 7 grams of lead, a baseball bat, or by drowning. Thus the mother’s soul is never in danger. A Christian can retroactively abort her children in good conscience, with no fear of retributive hellfire.

*Oddly enough, some states practice R-A on certain unwanted persons (called criminals), but it is illegal to do so if that person is mentally very special. I guess it should be NO SURPRISE that government could screw up something as simple as R-A.

Marcos El Malo edited this message on 04/29/2008 1:37PM

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Anansi

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Quality post, Marcos.

Marcos El Malo Posted:

No time travel involved!

No time travel? But, that’s like, a quarter of the fun!

Marcos El Malo Posted:

In 90% of the cases, a retro-abortion candidate is in his or her teen years or younger, although in certain cases it is recommended that an adult be retroactively aborted.

Yes, I can think of a few on here.

Speaking of…

ScreamOfConsciousness Posted:

this thread is almost as pathetic as i am

The difference being, this thread may someday be full of win, while you will always remain a manic depressive goat****er.


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ScreamOfCons-
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Anansi Posted:

The difference being, this thread may someday be full of win, while you will always remain a manic depressive goat****er.

i dont **** goats

The Paper

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The creator of this thread should have been aborted.


The internet is serious business.

Now go **** yourself plz.

Anansi

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I should have eaten your unborn fetus when I had the chance.


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The Paper

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You crazy ****.

gtfo plz.


The internet is serious business.

Now go **** yourself plz.

daisy_fungus

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Abortion is the truest expression of the love of a mother for her child. Log in to see images!


Time is pbuming. Think about it. Think about this time that is now gone and will never be again.

Anansi

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^^This thread is for grown-up speak. Why don’t you run along now and come back when you’ve gained a few levels?

^Second-truest, yes. The truest is the self-inflicted clitoral punch during pregnancy.

Anansi edited this message on 04/29/2008 10:15PM

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The Paper

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No.


The internet is serious business.

Now go **** yourself plz.

TheColderSho-
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I wish I’d been aborted. Then I wouldn’t get cut in the lunch line everyday. Cold pizza is so unironic.


My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****.

Reverend-Ang-
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Pretty good with chilli, limes, some onions.


Suck my balls

TheColderSho-
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Reverend-Angle-89 Posted:

Pretty good with chilli, limes, some onions.

they dont sell those in the vending machines. they just put in a rubber vender next to the energy drinks tho


My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****.

Marcos El Ma-
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GOATS **** HIM111111111


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