Since I don’t have time to run a klan on my own, and would like yet another forum to read, I’m looking for a klan that might want me. I have the following to offer:

1) No actual useful information about Episode 2.

2) 2923 Flezz, 336519 Cred, 286 Forums Pwned, and 7 Medals for your all-important klan epeen.

3) Poor trolling efforts on the public forums.

4) The ability to ban players which I will steadfastly refuse to do just because you ask.

5) No help whatsoever in getting vanilla scoops.

With all that, I can’t see how anyone would not want me! I’ll consider offers as they no doubt roll in. An active and entertaining private forum with lots of porn is a plus. Thank you for your time.

if i were bill gates i would buy bigguyinblack a goatse avatar, repeatedly if necessary

that being said, my klan is obviously the best choice for mr hammer

we’ve got a user named superfine upstanding member of society

think about it

MC Banhammer Posted:

Since I don’t have time to run a klan on my own, and would like yet another forum to read, I’m looking for a klan that might want me. I have the following to offer:

1) No actual useful information about Episode 2.

2) 2923 Flezz, 336519 Cred, 286 Forums Pwned, and 7 Medals for your all-important klan epeen.

3) Poor trolling efforts on the public forums.

4) The ability to ban players which I will steadfastly refuse to do just because you ask.

5) No help whatsoever in getting vanilla scoops.

With all that, I can’t see how anyone would not want me! I’ll consider offers as they no doubt roll in. An active and entertaining private forum with lots of porn is a plus. Thank you for your time.

1. We can wait.

2. We aren’t really going for klan ePeen, but that’s very nice!

3. We have every hope that you could get better at RP.

4. Meh.

5. That’s good, because we aren’t any help either, except for Escher, most likely.

Re: an active and entertaining private forum with lots of porn – again, we have Escher.

If you’re up for RPing, mod or not, we’re available.

TSB is still cooler than us, though.

Seriously, join KoLoL. We’re cooler than everyone else, we have bigger E-male reproductive organ than everyone else (I believe me and Bigguy each have 20 inches, but I think I pulled ahead of him with my Flamebate Fodder), and you’ll have insider information for when we ****ing break everything. Log in to see images!

GusPlease Posted:

hello would you like to join The Cool Gang? We Are a new team of very talented players who Like to have gun and chat. we Have aactual girls in our group which is a PLus.

our clan i s All about optimism. No “negative” Vibes are alowed. Sorry if this does’nt work for you.

if you Want to join I can help you become a better player….I know some stratagy and some tip….........with teamwork we can do it.

you have a wonderful klan

u shuld join WEGOTPAID cuz were full of whores, and evry1 luvs a whore. actuly, wen u join u bgreat times a whore, so its win-win all teh way.

U CAN JOIN OUR KLAN

WE CAN OFFER

1) PLAYERS WHO FORGET TO PLAY

2) A DEAD SUPERSECRET FORUM FULL OF fabulous personRY IN TEXT FORMAT

3) OTHER AMAZING EVENTS AND PRIZES

Amazing, I know

GusPlease Posted:

we Have aactual girls in our group which is a PLus.

LOL

If you join shortbus i’ll find out where you live, knock on your door, and when you answer i’ll do the splits and punch you in the male reproductive organ. Then enjoy you, then kill everyone you know and love.

Banhammer’s Guide to Klans™ sounds like an excellent resource. Go forth and research that righteous pile of bumfabulous personry to help all us newer players decide who deserves our, uh, talent.

fine upstanding member of societyfabulous personjaps Posted:

TSB WILL LET YOU IN IF YOU GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER

AND DON’T SNITCH TO THE MAN

he is the man fine upstanding member of society

kill whitey