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i need some advice/on the topic of sewing/please help me out guys
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my fishnet stockings
have a giant rip in them
like that in my heart.
how do i repair
the tear in my nice clothing
or my broken heart?
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 6:36PM |
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Gothic Lolita Posted:
You either throw out the fishnets, or continue wearing them with the rip and pretend you’re punk.
For the hole in your heart, you fill it with male reproductive organes by way of your woman's genitals. Marcos El Malo edited this message on 04/28/2008 6:45PM That’s really my pic.
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 6:45PM |
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but wise mister owl
how many male reproductive organs does it take
to reach my center?
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 7:10PM |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 7:20PM |
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why do you insist on writing in haiku all of the ****ing time
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 7:40PM |
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hnngh my haikus don’t have the right number of syllables because I am a dumb. Sancdar edited this message on 04/28/2008 7:47PMLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 7:44PM |
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my soul's poetry
is most perfectly expressed
through this ancient form
by the way echuu
your attempt breaks its rhythm
in line number two
sancdar it is hard
haiku are only for those
who have much feeling
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 7:49PM |
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Gothic Lolita Posted:
How big is the rip? If it’s just over two or so threads, then you can probably darn it. But if it’s a large hole, I’m afraid you’re going to have to rip back and re-crochet the stocking. Find the seam at the toe, make a small snip with some cuticle scissors, and pick out the thread until you can start to unravel the stocking. (I bumume you’ve got yarn or thread to match the original.) Once you’ve unraveled to just past the hole, join using the new yarn and crochet back down to the toe again.
I have to say, though, I really think you should consider throwing the stockings out. Fishnet stockings are rather whorish, in my opinion.
As for the hole in your heart … well, dear, have you considered letting Jesus fill up that hole?
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood May the Lord bless you and keep you. |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 7:58PM |
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Sancdar Posted: rp failure ABORT ABORT p.s. that’s what your mom should’ve said Lucinda Sherwood Posted: rp success p.s. my apologies for making jokes about the murder of 30,000 innocent children MySpace Tom edited this message on 04/28/2008 8:03PM Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 8:02PM |
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thank you lucinda
your darning experience
has proven helpful.
but there is one thing
that i need you to explain
i don't understand;
how can jesus love
one so broken as myself?
your faith outweighs mine.
Gothic Lolita edited this message on 04/28/2008 8:06PM
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 8:04PM |
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What you can do is find another pair of fishnets with a hole. You cut one leg out of each and wear them together. Or if they’re thigh high never mind.
The hole in your heart can be fixed with poetry, which you’re already doing. Also, I bought some plaid sneakers at the Salvation Army store that made me happy for a few minutes. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 11:57PM |
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Gothic Lolita Posted:
I could so quote Morrissey lyrics to answer your question. *sigh* ... Suck my left one. |
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| Posted On: 05/01/2008 8:30AM |
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I don't like haikus I tend to lose interest |
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| Posted On: 05/01/2008 9:02AM |
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Echuu Posted:
Gothic Lolita Posted:
Allow me to suggest a minor edit.
[i]Why do you insist On always writing your posts in ****ing haiku[/i]
Gothic Lolita: I love your haiku. Someday, you’ll have to teach me those secret extra rules. My edit of Echuu’s poem is meant to express his ideas, not mine.
Also:
I’m a bit confused [i], in BB code, “Italic,” Doesn’t seem to work.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some sakura to go and admire. enire edited this message on 05/01/2008 9:33AMLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/01/2008 9:27AM |
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enire Posted: . The code is fine but the Enter key breaks the line. Add it to each line. . If you had four lines you wanted in italics you would need four sets . [i]let me show you this[/i] [i]your input look like this[/i] and results in this In fact, it does. |
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| Posted On: 05/01/2008 9:58AM |
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