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Ugly i need some advice/on the topic of sewing/please help me out guys

Gothic Lolita

Avatar: Emo Girl
14

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

  my fishnet stockings
have a giant rip in them
 like that in my heart.

      how do i repair
the tear in my nice clothing
    or my broken heart?

Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Gothic Lolita Posted:

  my fishnet stockings
have a giant rip in them
 like that in my heart.

      how do i repair
the tear in my nice clothing
    or my broken heart?

You either throw out the fishnets, or continue wearing them with the rip and pretend you’re punk.

For the hole in your heart, you fill it with male reproductive organes by way of your woman's genitals.

Marcos El Malo edited this message on 04/28/2008 6:45PM

That’s really my pic.

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Gothic Lolita

Avatar: Emo Girl
14

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

    but wise mister owl
how many male reproductive organs does it take
    to reach my center?

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

over 9,000


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Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

   why do you insist
on writing in haiku all
   of the ****ing time


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Sancdar

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21

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Camwhore

LCC club

hnngh my haikus don’t have the right number of syllables because I am a dumb.

Sancdar edited this message on 04/28/2008 7:47PM

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Gothic Lolita

Avatar: Emo Girl
14

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

      my soul's poetry
 is most perfectly expressed
  through this ancient form

       by the way echuu
your attempt breaks its rhythm
      in line number two

      sancdar it is hard
   haiku are only for those
     who have much feeling

Lucinda Sher-
wood

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Hacker

Jack Chick's Biggest Fan

Gothic Lolita Posted:

  my fishnet stockings
have a giant rip in them
 like that in my heart.

      how do i repair
the tear in my nice clothing
    or my broken heart?

How big is the rip? If it’s just over two or so threads, then you can probably darn it. But if it’s a large hole, I’m afraid you’re going to have to rip back and re-crochet the stocking. Find the seam at the toe, make a small snip with some cuticle scissors, and pick out the thread until you can start to unravel the stocking. (I bumume you’ve got yarn or thread to match the original.) Once you’ve unraveled to just past the hole, join using the new yarn and crochet back down to the toe again.

I have to say, though, I really think you should consider throwing the stockings out. Fishnet stockings are rather whorish, in my opinion.

As for the hole in your heart … well, dear, have you considered letting Jesus fill up that hole?

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood


May the Lord bless you and keep you.

MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

Sancdar Posted:

hnngh my haikus don’t have the right number of syllables because I am a dumb.


rp failure ABORT ABORT

p.s. that’s what your mom should’ve said

Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

How big is the rip? If it’s just over two or so threads, then you can probably darn it. But if it’s a large hole, I’m afraid you’re going to have to rip back and re-crochet the stocking. Find the seam at the toe, make a small snip with some cuticle scissors, and pick out the thread until you can start to unravel the stocking. (I bumume you’ve got yarn or thread to match the original.) Once you’ve unraveled to just past the hole, join using the new yarn and crochet back down to the toe again.

I have to say, though, I really think you should consider throwing the stockings out. Fishnet stockings are rather whorish, in my opinion.

As for the hole in your heart … well, dear, have you considered letting Jesus fill up that hole?

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood


rp success

p.s. my apologies for making jokes about the murder of 30,000 innocent children
MySpace Tom edited this message on 04/28/2008 8:03PM

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Gothic Lolita

Avatar: Emo Girl
14

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

     thank you lucinda
  your darning experience
    has proven helpful.

  but there is one thing
that i need you to explain
    i don't understand;

    how can jesus love
 one so broken as myself?
your faith outweighs mine.

Gothic Lolita edited this message on 04/28/2008 8:06PM

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

What you can do is find another pair of fishnets with a hole. You cut one leg out of each and wear them together. Or if they’re thigh high never mind.

The hole in your heart can be fixed with poetry, which you’re already doing. Also, I bought some plaid sneakers at the Salvation Army store that made me happy for a few minutes.


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mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Gothic Lolita Posted:

     thank you lucinda
  your darning experience
    has proven helpful.

  but there is one thing
that i need you to explain
    i don't understand;

    how can jesus love
 one so broken as myself?
your faith outweighs mine.

I could so quote Morrissey lyrics to answer your question. *sigh* ...


Suck my left one.

FoetalBlowjob

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3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

          I don't like haikus
I tend to lose interest

enire

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Echuu Posted:

   why do you insist
on writing in haiku all
   of the ****ing time

Gothic Lolita Posted:

        by the way echuu
your attempt breaks its rhythm
     in line number two

Allow me to suggest a minor edit.

[i]Why do you insist

On always writing your posts

in ****ing haiku[/i]

Gothic Lolita: I love your haiku. Someday, you’ll have to teach me those secret extra rules. My edit of Echuu’s poem is meant to express his ideas, not mine.

Also:

I’m a bit confused

[i], in BB code, “Italic,”

Doesn’t seem to work.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some sakura to go and admire.

enire edited this message on 05/01/2008 9:33AM

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Sux2BU

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Level 10 Troll

Sucky sucky 2 dolla!!!

enire Posted:

I’m a bit confused

[i], in BB code, “Italic,”

Doesn’t seem to work.

.

The code is fine but

the Enter key breaks the line.

Add it to each line.

.

If you had four lines

you wanted in italics

you would need four sets

.

[i­]let me show you this[/i­]

[i­]your input look like this[/i­]

and results in this


In fact, it does.

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