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Sex Jesus He Knows Me

Jesus He Kno-
ws Me

Avatar: 42229 Sun Jan 04 14:00:03 -0500 2009
3

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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D’you see the face on the TV screen

Coming at you every Sunday

See the face on the billboard

That man is me

On the cover of the magazine

There’s no question why I’m smiling

You buy a piece of paradise

You buy a piece of me

I’ll get you everything you wanted

I’ll get you everything you need

You don’t need to believe in hereafter

Just believe in me

Cause Jesus, he knows me

And he knows I’m right

I’ve been talking to Jesus all my life

Oh yes, he knows me

And he knows I’m right

And he’s been telling me

Everything is alright

I believe in the family

With my ever loving wife beside me

But she don’t know about my girlfriend

Or the man I met last night

Do you believe in God

Cause that is what I’m selling

And if you wanna get to heaven

I’ll see you right

You won’t even have to leave your house

Or get out of your chair

You don’t even have to touch that dial

Cause I’m everywhere

And Jesus he knows me

And he knows I’m right

I’ve been talking to Jesus all my life

Oh yes, he knows me

And he knows I’m right

Well, he’s been telling me

Everything’s gonna be alright

Won’t find me practising what I’m preaching

Won’t find me making no sacrifice

But I can get you a pocketful of miracles

If you promise to be good, try to be nice

God will take good care of you

Just do as I say, don’t do as I do

I’m counting my blessings,

Cause I’ve found true happiness

Cause I’m getting richer, day by day

You can find me in the phone book

Just call my toll-free number

You can do it anyway you want

Just do it right away

There’ll be no doubt in your mind

You’ll believe everything I’m saying

If wanna get closer to Him

Get on your knees and start paying

Cause Jesus, he knows me

And he knows I’m right

I’ve been talking to Jesus all my life

Oh yes, he knows me

And he knows I’m right

Well, he’s been telling me

Everything’s gonna be alright

Cause Jesus

And he knows I’m right

Ooh yes, he knows me

And he knows I’m right

I’ve been talking to Jesus all my life

And he’s been telling me

Everything’s gonna be alright


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Zre

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[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

it’s time for some advertisment


Ich bin der Geist der stets verneint

JEEBUSRELIGI-
ON

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1

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

yeah **** off pihl collins yuo fcuknig bumhole go suck yo mommas male reproductive organ

Reverend-Ang-
le-89

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

phil collins is yo momma


Suck my balls

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

can you faith heal this STD I got Log in to see images!


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Reverend-Ang-
le-89

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

amputate that whore


Suck my balls

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