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Zre

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[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Hulyen is trying to feed RP to the bunny

...

...

FAIL. RP is too big to be eaten by bunny.

RP is getting angry.

>shot him

Zre misses.

RP is getting angrier.

>shot in his head and do not miss this time

Bullet hits RP in his head and bounces backward.

RP is getting angrier.

Bounced bullet does 1 damage to Zre.

Zre gains new item:

    1 used bullet.

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

We search in the bushes and find a large ring with a ruby shaped like a woman's genitals. I wonder what it does.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I grab the ring, and try to cut myself with it, it not working only leaving small scapes. “Damn-it! I lost my razor blade.” I walk off, running into a giant, who is wacking off.

Hulyen

Avatar: Hulyen's Avatar
9

[Team Shortbus]

Level 18 Camwhore

Literate Dork

I go look for a bigger bunny.

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

I want to play as a level 5 Awakened Corgi Paladin, guys.

Lord enjoy

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
4

[eat dinner with me-
tanawat
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Knights of LOL Official Ball Hanger

i want to play as osama

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I run away from the giant, as I pull out some acid I had, and take it, and 30 minuets later, I team kill everyone.

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Great, now the giant is ****ed off. Thanks a lot, Leroy Jenkins.

Does anybody know Tai Chi? I think it defeats giants.

BTW: New rule, extra points for more emoticons, so Log in to see images! SuperHappyFunKitty edited this message on 05/02/2008 3:13AM

Zre

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[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

>summon friend of Life, the Universe, and Everything

Zre summoned Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! attacked giant, giant lost 100 hp.

Giant killed.

Hulyen

Avatar: Hulyen's Avatar
9

[Team Shortbus]

Level 18 Camwhore

Literate Dork

I steal all the gold and buy myself a snappy hat and a pair of pantaloons.

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Alright, headingon.

Further down the road, we run into a merchant. He offers everything at a discount. What should we buy?

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

i have 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 so i buy everything Log in to see images!

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

then when the mechant refuses i Log in to see images!

Thingysomeone

Avatar: Red Skirt

Level 27 Camwhore

I have worst ****ing ideas in the entire world!

I am a Level 68 Acidic ****bag. I fall on a civilian and kill him, leveling up.

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

he dies.

(i still have a few invisible tanks and several remote control driodekas behind me. talk about emergency overkill)

Thingysomeone

Avatar: Red Skirt

Level 27 Camwhore

I have worst ****ing ideas in the entire world!

I use the Level 65 Acidic ****bag Ability “Paradoxical **** Explosion” to bring myself back to life and destroy my killer and all of his stuff. This uses 69 Magic Points, bringing me down to 20089 Magic Points.

Thingysomeone edited this message on 05/23/2008 9:23PM

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

i launch a plastic bag filled with toothpaste at the acidic blob. Some more come out. They hit the acid blob and neutralize the acidity. it dies. My fleet gains a rank.

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

actullay, i use a time machine on the blob, then i do that

Thingysomeone

Avatar: Red Skirt

Level 27 Camwhore

I have worst ****ing ideas in the entire world!

I once again use my “Paradoxical **** Explosion” ability to bring myself back to life and destroy Overspammer.

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

i had forcefield on so it didnt affect me.

you accidently hit a truck full of toothpaste, causing you to get base poisioning

Overspammer edited this message on 05/23/2008 9:30PM
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