No, you also have to pretend your life sucks and that somehow, you have it worse off than the twenty million other kids whose lives are just like yours and the three billion people living in third-world countries whose lives are so, so much worse on every level.

Paradoxically saying that America is evil for not helping out said three billion people is optional.

I’m bumuming, of course, that you want to be a poser emo. Being a real emo is both undesirable and not just a switch you can turn on; basically it’s something that happens to you.

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All I have to do is, liek, wear the clothes and make-up, right? And listen 2 the music? Cuz I would look really sexy in that stuff! Log in to see images!

A sexy emo is still just another loser emo. Of course, just wanting to be a loser kind of automatically makes you one.

If you’re sexy enough I might still **** you.

Really! You don’t become something. You just are. If you don’t feel the pain and darkness inside and around you, you can wear all the clothes you want. But I do have some striped thigh-highs that are pretty sexy. Or whatever.

Well, yesterday I wuz sad that I couldnt afford a new pair of shoez, duz that count? Log in to see images!