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Goatse.cx This lag is getting unbearable

Goth_Jesus

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
22

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

It’s lagging, so I decide to come back and try speedrunning again in an hour. An hour later it’s still lagging. So another hour later, it’s lagging even worse.

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

seriously, whats causing it? (my guess is incit)


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Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

It seems to go in 3-5 minute waves so I’d bumume that Incit is causing a good deal of the lag particularly when it’s presenting submissions and tallying votes.

Basically at this point in time I’ve quit even trying to speedrun most forums as it’s entirely possible you will get a few timeouts in any long forum run.


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Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

unless you have an incit window open and you only run when a new round starts


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

boohoo i can’t speedrunnn


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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

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gigerth Posted:

boohoo i can’t speedrunnn

Are you expecting some sympathy?


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

It’s lagging even for Gambling roflmao.


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Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

gigerth Posted:

boohoo i can’t speedrunnn

I feel for yo bro’


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Goth_Jesus

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
22

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

With the lag you can’t earn lemon sherbet scoops reliably, making domination, and competing for speedrun times, near impossible. Which means that there’s no point to running forums once you’re level 10, or at least not one that’s worth taking 5-10 minutes per run for.

I mean, it’s not actually unplayable. It’s just there’s a lot less reason to pwn forums than there would be otherwise.

I’m not usually one to complain, but since I didn’t see a single other thread about it I thought the issue deserved at least some acknowledgment. Mostly so I know it’s not just me.

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Lag is for fabulous persons. Buy a faster computer machine.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Biff Tannen Posted:

Lag is for fabulous persons. Buy a faster computer machine.

I bought a VTEC sticker for my computer and it still lags, fabulous person. What do I do now?


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Sancdar

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35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

It’s not just speedrunning that suffers. I actively dislike spending visits now, because it’s such a pain in the bum to spend forty minutes a day thanks to lag. Raiding in the major clans has pretty much dropped off because of lag as well.


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Acid Flux Posted:

Are you expecting some sympathy?

ur dumb


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Sancdar

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35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

Sweet, just lost 4k to lag.

Protip: don’t click Undo Purchase on a lot of items at once.


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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Sancdar Posted:

It’s not just speedrunning that suffers. I actively dislike spending visits now, because it’s such a pain in the bum to spend forty minutes a day thanks to lag. Raiding in the major clans has pretty much dropped off because of lag as well.

Same here. I don’t think I’ve used a single visit on my multis since INCIT rolled out.. the lag has been so unbearable for me since then that it’s a chore just to do 4 a day.


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Zombie_Apoca-
lypse

Avatar: 21739 Thu Oct 16 07:18:05 -0400 2008
5

[dramatica]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I’ve ****ed to evil trout in ‘bug reports’ so much I’m afraid he’s going to ban me, lol.


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Lady Lurex

Avatar: Boobs

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Ha, it took two refreshes and about 3 minutes for your post to load, not including the 2minutes it took for the Flamebate section to load. So yeah, it sucks.

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Wax your modem.

Seriously, I don’t know why it’s a lagging. I use cable and I’m not sure if you are on dial-up. The earliest I’m on is 10 am EST. But usually do may gaming around 4pm EST unless I’m busy. It’s not really high powered computer (1.18 ghz and 2 gig RAM). Maybe you have too many programs running?


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Goth_Jesus

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
22

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Balloon Posted:

Wax your modem.

Seriously, I don’t know why it’s a lagging. I use cable and I’m not sure if you are on dial-up. The earliest I’m on is 10 am EST. But usually do may gaming around 4pm EST unless I’m busy. It’s not really high powered computer (1.18 ghz and 2 gig RAM). Maybe you have too many programs running?

I don’t think that’s it, usually I just have Firefox and iTunes running. Plus this is the only site where I notice significant lag. But it’s strange that some people aren’t noticing it.

Zre

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[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Balloon Posted:

Wax your modem.

Seriously, I don’t know why it’s a lagging. I use cable and I’m not sure if you are on dial-up. The earliest I’m on is 10 am EST. But usually do may gaming around 4pm EST unless I’m busy. It’s not really high powered computer (1.18 ghz and 2 gig RAM). Maybe you have too many programs running?

I am not sure that lag has something with local machine(bumuming that local machine is more powerful than old pentium-166mmx). It’s problem of forumwarz server (btw, afaik current Ruby implementations are VERY SLOW, PROOFLINK).

Sometimes while FW is trying to refresh battle screen, I manage to

a) wait about second/other

b) open new tab

c) type google.com

d) type some random query like “kjdfsk”

e) press “google search”

f) read some entries

g) switch back to FW


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