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Dear sir or madman,

Please cease and desist with the ABBA immediately, or I shall be forced to take drastic action. I’m a kid****er, not a fabulous person.

Sincerely,

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Esteemed sirs and/or outsourced Indian secretaries paid to give unhelpful replies and/or automatic email response generator:

Of course you realize this means war.

I won’t pay this fine I’ve incurred, it’s unjust!

As promised I have taken drastic action, starting with sodomizing the members of ABBA while forcing them to sing “Dancing Queen”. Next I am coming for your children, your outsourced labor force’s bank accounts, and/or your algorithms.

Swift and bloody vengeance,

Anansi

PS I have diverted funds from Christie Brinkley’s bank account in order to cover my bill.

PPS That’ll teach the **** to inspire songs like “Uptown Girl”.

If you said you’d go out with me tonight,

Folks would ask if your head is screwed on tight.

While I’m a nice guy, most girls would rather die

Than date me, for I have a face like Billy Joel.

—Da Vinci’s Notebook

FOR EVERY CHILD YOU SAVE I WILL EAT TWO

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CAPTAIN SODA Posted:

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Uptown girl

Shes been living in her uptown world

I bet she never had a black male reproductive organ guy

I bet her mama never told her why

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“The way I see it,” he said, “You just can’t win it. Everybody is in it for their own gain. You cant please em all. Theres always somebody calling you down. I do my best and I do good business. Theres a lot of people asking for my time. They’re trying to get ahead. They’re trying to be a good friend of mine”

“I was a free man in paris. I felt unfettered and alive. There was nobody calling me up for favors and no ones future to decide. You know Id go back there tomorrow but for the work Ive taken on, stoking the star maker machinery behind the popular song.”

“I deal in dreamers and telephone screamers. Lately I wonder what I do it for. If l had my way. I’d just walk through those doors and wander down the Champs Elysees, going cafe to cabaret. Thinking how Ill feel when I find that very good friend of mine.”

“I was a free man in paris. I felt unfettered and alive. There was nobody calling me up for favors and no ones future to decide. You know Id go back there tomorrow but for the work Ive taken on, stoking the star maker machinery behind the popular song.”

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Marcos El Malo edited this message on 04/26/2008 2:14PM

Janie Posted:

I am too buff. Do you haeve any sorts of machinz that will counteract the afektx of BOWFLEX?

Yes, bowflex has just introduced a new innovative line of exercise equipment called the CHAIRFLEX

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GIVE ME I WANT STRONGERLog in to see images! CAPTAIN SODA edited this message on 04/26/2008 2:22PM

Janie Posted:

Good 2know. I’m just kiddin, though. I’m a skinny girl in stripy sox. I don’t want to be buff becz thatd make me less intrsting. I’ll take 3 ABBA CDs tho, cuz I can cut them up for my ironic art project skewering pop cultur n stuff.

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