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Poll Top 5 people you would have sex with?

Bigguyinblack

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[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

1. Willow from BtVS season 2. I have a thing for readheads and for smart women. Combined with her cuteness she’s easily #1.

2. Scully from the X-Files. Smart, Redhead, and those outfits give her an air of authority. I was sad to hear she’s a total dumbbum IRL but then again Lisa Kudrow has a BS in Biology and is a member of MENSA so you can never tell.

3. Beverly Crusher from STtNG. A total MILF.

4. Teri Hatcher. I’ve never even seen Desperate Housewives but…

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5. Cher from the video If I could Turn Back Time. My only excuse for this is I was a teenager and my TV wasn’t very good. So I did much fapping to what I thought I was seeing.

Bigguyinblack edited this message on 04/25/2008 12:00PM

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Teri hatcher was never in sex and the city?

Bigguyinblack

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4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

She was. I’ve never seen it though. I think she looks hot but the last thing I saw her in was Sinefeld.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Bigguyinblack Posted:

She was. I’ve never seen it though. I think she looks hot but the last thing I saw her in was Sinefeld.

Sure you’re not talking about desperate housewives?

Echuu Posted:

Sure you’re not talking about desperate housewives?

Yeah, I also think you are gay!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

-God- Posted:

Yeah, I also think you are gay!

Still not a role-playing forum.

Teri Hatcher’s on Desperate Housewives and used to be on Lois and Clark. She was not on Sex and the City.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Still not a role-playing forum.

Teri Hatcher’s on Desperate Housewives and used to be on Lois and Clark. She was not on Sex and the City.

Please ban him.

Ontopic: Going to have to think long and hard about this one.

Bigguyinblack

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[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

*shrug* Desperate Housewives then. I didn’t watch that show either.

And I’m not gay but I did think Adrian Paul from the Highlander series was ruggedly handsome.

People, People, just go to imdb:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000159/

Everything is on there

-God- edited this message on 04/25/2008 11:57AM

Bigguyinblack

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[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

I did when looking for that picture. The big Sex in the City banner at the top is what threw me.

I’ve edited the OP. Could a mod please delete the off topic posts?

Bigguyinblack edited this message on 04/25/2008 12:01PM

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Sorry can’t just pick 5. But I’m linking to hawt pics so it’s ok. Sorted by hawtness (this is really hard). Also some NSFW.

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Molly Sims [1][2][3][4] [Delinda] | Las Vegas

Evangeline Lily [Kate] | Lost

Jennifer Garner [Sydney] | Alias

Hayden Panettiere [Claire]| Heroes

Eva Longoria Parker [Gabrielle] | Desperate Housewives

Kaylee DeFer [Hillary] | The War At Home

Kaley Cuoco [Penny] | Big Bang Theory

Tina Fey [Liz Lemon] | 30 rock

Jane Krakowski [Jenna] | 30 Rock

Yvonne Strahovski [Sarah]| Chuck

Jennifer Morrison [Allison] | House

A.J Cook [JJ] | Criminal Minds

Summer Glau [Cameron] | Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Nadine Velazquez [Catalina] | My Name Is Earl

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Ellen Page

Olga Kurylenko

Lizzy Caplan

Lucy Liu

Your mom

EDIT: ****, I forgot Gwen Stefani. Looks like your mom is going down on my list (as usual).

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 04/25/2008 4:23PM

Jimmy_da_geek

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

Ok, just to please you guys, I’m going to post girls only. (I’m a lady so there’s a few boys out there I’d like to shag too)

But as for girls:

1. Asia Argento

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2. Shannyn Sossamon

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3. Emily Haines

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4. Katie Sketch

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5. Patti Smith

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(the left)

These are the type of girls I date, lucky me eh? Log in to see images!

Also, I wanted to add the hot photo of Asia where she’s holding her breasts but I didn’t know the nudity rules :/

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Can I add one more? A bit typical but Mika Nakashima:

Log in to see images! my_mother edited this message on 08/02/2008 12:08PM

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

L2 Posted:

Ellen Page

Olga Kurylenko

Lizzy Caplan

Lucy Liu

Your mom

EDIT: ****, I forgot Gwen Stefani. Looks like your mom is going down on my list (as usual).

Uhh really good taste. Olga Kurylenko oooooh. So hot.

FoetalBlowjob

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

1. me

2. me

3. me

4. me

5. anyone under the age of 5.

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

Keira Knightley

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Kate Moennig & Leisha Hailey

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Hayley Williams

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semen_4u

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4

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

1) Jesus

2) Allah

3) Buddha

4) Xenu

5) Vishnu

JUST THEIR bumS

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
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[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

1) Johnny Depp

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2) Escher

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3) anyone brave enough to post their male reproductive organ on the forums

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

SG94 Posted:

3) anyone brave enough to post their male reproductive organ on the forums

TUBSWEETIE

Is waiting for you.

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