Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.

ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go **** a hooker.

ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.

ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”

ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!

ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”

ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!

ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.

ATHIEST DAD: Why not?

ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.

ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?

ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.

ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!

ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Breaking the mold from spreading this bollocks through your tub-mail listings to the forums, instead?

That’s a good little baa-sheep.

let me guess your “perfect” god told you to post that

Any fool can see that god exists because only a concious being could create a world so full of misery and suffering

olol christfabulous person

i wish jesus had been aborted

this day and age the only way to troll an atheist thread is to say you are religious

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praise god

Mysterymeat Posted:

thats not god thats the marshmellow dude from ghost****ers you fabulous person

wrong. it is Lord.

AS I KNEEL BESIDE MY BED AT THE END OF A WEARY DAY. I BURY MY HEAD IN MY HANDS AND THE TEARS FALL AS I PRAY. DEAR GOD SHE IS ONLY HUMAN I ASK ONE THING OF THEE. BLESS THE ONE I LOVE TONIGHT AND HELP HER REMEMBER ME. I CAN NO LONGER GO TO HER AND TAKE HER BY THE HAND. BUT LORD YOU CAN GO TO HER AND HELP HER UNDERSTAND. JUST HELP HER KEEP ME IN HER HEART UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN. CAUSE EVEN THOUGH WERE FAR APART I LOVE HER GOD, AMEN!!! Go Placidly amid the noise and Haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism.Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affections. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings.

Mysterymeat Posted:

didnt you ever see that prono were they **** the gohasts at the end some chick ****ed him it was prety hot but i gess u never saw it cuz ur gay

actually it is King Winter from one of those christmas stop action things.

this is all lies and christian propoganda. after we lit the christian on fire we would totally **** on it to put it out bfore they died.