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Help How do I not fail at incit?

Goth_Jesus

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
22

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

At the moment, I can’t even think of something I consider funny, much less everyone else. Where do you people find your inspiration?

Lord enjoy

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
4

[eat dinner with me-
tanawat
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Knights of LOL Official Ball Hanger

Steal **** from other places on the internet.

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 2011-07-31 00:39:10 -0400
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Honestly don’t try to compete every round. Go in ascertain what seems to be the best sort of joke for the current audience. Sometimes it will be highbrow, other times it will be iteration 200304992 of 4chan meme, and sometimes it will be the sickest most graphic **** you can plug into 70 characters.

Post a few winners when you get the inspiration and then get out because a) Incit is ****ing addictive and will destroy your productivity on other parts of the game and RL and b) your **** will get weak after about 30min-1hr of solid gameplay.

Burt

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
6

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Don’t try to force humor, it always fails.

Jimmy_da_geek

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

When in doubt, make fun of the Jews, Oprah or a presidential candidate.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

be funny

if you can’t be funny then aahahha

or say ‘fine upstanding member of society’

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Plagiarism.

But seriously…the kind of quick, sharp wit that Incit takes is pretty tough stuff…some people are just naturally talented at that kind of thing, but otherwise it takes a lot of practice. Just keep trying, but don’t force yourself. You’ve got three minutes, don’t immediately leap at the first thing that comes to mind.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

L2 Posted:

Plagiarism.

But seriously…the kind of quick, sharp wit that Incit takes is pretty tough stuff…some people are just naturally talented at that kind of thing, but otherwise it takes a lot of practice. Just keep trying, but don’t force yourself. You’ve got three minutes, don’t immediately leap at the first thing that comes to mind.

ahahahha

Have you seen some of the **** that wins?

Not only are you making this out to be an art form, you’re actually making it seem like a respectable one.

Trust me, saying the first thing that jumps into your head is probably the best thing to do.

rohina

Avatar: rohina's Avatar
2

[Fighting bumolinos]

Level 10 Troll

Queen of Mean

Every round I have won, it has been because I went to the dirtiest place I could think of, and then tried to be funny. Fisting FTW.

Rave

Avatar: Rave's Avatar

[thatsmyipodrightth-
ere
]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

if you think of something very special, post it. people will eventually vote.

Burt

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
6

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Rave Posted:

if you think of something very special, post it. people will eventually vote.

Goddamn, that’s entirely too true.

Burt edited this message on 04/24/2008 11:27PM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

ahahahha

Have you seen some of the **** that wins?

Not only are you making this out to be an art form, you’re actually making it seem like a respectable one.

Trust me, saying the first thing that jumps into your head is probably the best thing to do.

Well, it depends on the round. I’m talking more about an ideal environment where people seem to put more effort into entries. Most often the “late night/early morning crowd” when you’ve only got 10 some people on.

But during late afternoon/early night, you can certainly do well with “LOL fine upstanding member of society” jokes. You have to know your audience. Log in to see images!

Healbot

Avatar: 25938 Wed Oct 22 16:28:36 -0400 2008
7

[The Protected]

Level 49 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Get a few friends – alternatively Klansmen – of yours gathered around off-peak times and force them to vote for your submissions.

Bigguyinblack

Avatar: Bigguyinblack's Avatar
4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

And if all else fails try ”___ Your doing it wrong”.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Bigguyinblack Posted:

And if all else fails try ”___ Your doing it wrong”.

I am ashamed to say I have won a few times with that formula.

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