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First grow a brain, then a male reproductive organ and balls. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/24/2008 2:16PM | View Killa B Killed's Profile | # | ||||||
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i see what you did you crazy silly hammer, a mockery fit for however one could respond; very nice
but youre a fabulous person nonethless Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/24/2008 11:20PM | View BeBoBli's Profile | # | ||||||
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MC Banhammer Posted:
Actually, the easiest method of trolling is to seriously ask a bunch of newfabulous person questions, that generally ****s with people. So, either successful troll is successful or GTFO.
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Posted On: 04/25/2008 12:02AM | View swine's Profile | # | ||||||
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Sweetheart. Honestly. The troll test is simple. Go visit the camwhores. If they flock to you, you are a giant douche and good to go.
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Posted On: 04/25/2008 12:26AM | View scully's Profile | # | ||||||
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BEING A TROLL MEANS NEVER ADMITTING THAT YOU’RE WRONG, BECAUSE YOU NEVER ARE. EVERYONE ELSE ISN’T AS GOOD AS YOU AND YOUR GOAL IN LIFE IS TO LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH KILLING THEMSELVES THAT TIME IN ‘93 WHEN THEY HAD THE CHANCE. BEING A TROLL MEANS THAT EVEN WHEN THE INTERNET IS JOINED AGAINST YOU, YOU WILL NEVER BACK DOWN BECAUSE YOU ARE A SHINING EXAMPLE OF HUMAN EVOLUTION, AND THAT NO MATTER WHAT, YOU ARE NEVER WRONG. OF COURSE THIS DOESN’T APPLY TO ANY OF YOU PIECE OF **** fine upstanding member of societyS, SO **** YOU. YOU KNOW THOSE SCARS YOU HAVE? REMEMBER HOW YOUR MOM SAID THAT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU FELL OUT OF A TREE WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? WELL LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT: WIRE HANGERS USUALLY WORK FOR WOMEN, BUT I GUESS NOT IN YOUR MOM’S CASE. Log in to see images! THAT SAID, IF YOU REALLY NEED HELP BEING A TROLL, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ROLL AN EMO KID AND QQ SOME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU COULDN’T LIVE UP TO THE HIGH STANDARD OF TROLLDOM My sig sucks because I'm a troll! |
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Posted On: 04/25/2008 2:40AM | View AidsKitten's Profile | # | ||||||
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Noob: Nice one. Very few even noticed. You do good work. AAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++, delivered on time, would get trolled again. That’s really my pic.
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Posted On: 04/25/2008 2:44AM | View Marcos El Malo's Profile | # | ||||||
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Ok Wanna be a troll????? HMmm sounds good take a seat anad Ill show you how…..not (i wont)......ya tats right, Dont make me l laugh son, your a scrub and sudenly you want to learn the ways of “the trollmasta???”??”.....you think you got It in you to haang with the rudest dudes????? trolls have the meanest Links ( a link to a _picture of some poo Throw you off your game son??? then step the f*** bac)K and the hotest porn (redheadnipslip, lots of hornie girls) and we always lListen To TeH rAidZorZ musics, the illast beats to get us Pumped up before raids and desu-time (Eminem, clbumic rock [its just a shot away – the beatles] & canyon.mid are just three of the tunes)
but Yeah, if U wana learn to the Troll, the best way is to hang out at a certain forum….......cant say the Name here (Rules 1 and 2 newfabulous persons…................) but maybe the words “pools Closed” and “epic fail” ring a bBell??? but if you are realy interested send Me a priavate message and well talk about it….maybe thers some hope for you after al.
by the wway on a serious Note Vote Change Obama 2008
that is all….................im outa here….........peace.. —-weed gang— |
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Posted On: 04/25/2008 1:39PM | View GusPlease's Profile | # | ||||||
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yhbgt Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/25/2008 1:54PM | View gigerth's Profile | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images! I APPORVE LOL HNNGGGGGGGGGGG |
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Posted On: 04/25/2008 2:14PM | View MapleSirup's Profile | # | ||||||
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jesus h ******** you suck Log in to see images! teh below statement is false teh aboev statement is true
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Posted On: 04/26/2008 1:04PM | i b great timesmings | # | ||||||
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ITT: MOD TRIES TO GET DOWN WITH THE KIDS
ALSO ITT: FAILTROLL I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole! |
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Posted On: 04/26/2008 1:06PM | View PhilANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
Being a troll is easy. You just need to turn off your brain. Here’s a hint, smash your head really hard with a piece of roadkill. If you can read this you’re looking at an example of good spelling and grammar. It’s not that hard, you just need to pay attention in english clbum. |
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Posted On: 04/26/2008 5:49PM | View Xifihas's Profile | # | ||||||
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YOU HAVTA BE LIKE ALL fine upstanding member of society GET OUT OF MY fabulous person THREAD AND ONE DUZ NOT SIMPLY RICK ROLL IN2 SPARTA
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Posted On: 04/26/2008 6:01PM | View CAPTAIN SODA's Profile | # | ||||||
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MC Banhammer Posted:
Dear Mr. Banhammer,
Trolls only exist in fantasy novels. While I support your attempt to increase your literacy, there comes a time when one simply must put the book down and separate fact from fiction.
Furthermore, none of the delightful fantasy tales I read to my children had trolls who used such nasty words as you describe. Come to think of it, they rarely spoke at all, what with all the banging people on the head and hiding the corpses under rocks.
So I suppose if you wanted to pretend that you were a troll, you could do something like that. I hope this helps and even if it doesn’t, remember that Jesus loves you.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood May the Lord bless you and keep you. |
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Posted On: 05/14/2008 11:38PM | View Lucinda Sherwood...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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oh heavens, Lucinda. You are quite the lady. Hobart Bliggity Posted: |
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Posted On: 05/14/2008 11:40PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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i wouldn’t know anything about that, sir l2 Posted: l2 is a dumbhead Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/14/2008 11:46PM | nanafabulous personiesus | # | ||||||
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Hey I’m new…and a fabulous person…where do I start? Log in to see images!
Learn me to Troll… Log in to see images! SWOOSH. |
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Posted On: 05/15/2008 6:07AM | View AIRchrist's Profile | # | ||||||
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BirdofPrey Posted:
No, no, no – be a fish-****ing woman's genitals who thinks other players are dumb, dumb, dumb. (note redundant full-stop) dumb… “The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman |
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Posted On: 05/15/2008 7:24AM | View 200KillerWasps's Profile | # | ||||||
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Ecksherly, back in the stone-age 80’s, trolling meant dragging something bright and shiny in front of a lesser species in the hope that it would bite, hard…
I guess nothing has changed except the incorrect reference to a mythological Norwegian beastie that lives under a bridge – and how the **** could something so dumb (there’s that word again) troll for real?
So, the fine art of trolling is almost dead. However, those that wish to resurrect the art may indeed find it an art worth the learning – Bird of Prey excepted.
cos’ you dumb, boy… “The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman |
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Posted On: 05/15/2008 7:32AM | View 200KillerWasps's Profile | # | ||||||
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’s all about the…fuuck, this is good ****.
’s all about the ****ing PHILOSOPHY, man
you’re going out there, and you’re gonna make those apathetic retards REACT, man. it don’t ****ing mat—oh, man, ****, can’t see
you’re going to figure out what makes ‘em react, and you’re gonna stand there and keep making ‘em react until you have a ****in
a ****in
a ****in CHAIN REACTION, man
this jim dawson is trippy **** man
And then when you have a chain reaction, that **** is OFF THE CHAIN, man
that’s what we call a paradox
so you gotta ****ing paradox those retards, man |
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Posted On: 05/16/2008 1:54AM | View Melted Fish's Profile | # | ||||||