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Writing Teach me how to troll

Killa B Kill-
ed

Avatar: Toilet 1

Level 3 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

First grow a brain, then a male reproductive organ and balls. Log in to see images!

BeBoBli

Avatar: Dust Mite

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

i see what you did you crazy silly hammer, a mockery fit for however one could respond; very nice

but youre a fabulous person nonethless


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Blah, Blah, male reproductive organbum

Actually, the easiest method of trolling is to seriously ask a bunch of newfabulous person questions, that generally ****s with people. So, either successful troll is successful or GTFO.


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swines quest

S for Swine

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Sweetheart. Honestly.

The troll test is simple. Go visit the camwhores. If they flock to you, you are a giant douche and good to go.


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AidsKitten

Avatar: Deformed Child
7

[ fazed]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

BEING A TROLL MEANS NEVER ADMITTING THAT YOU’RE WRONG, BECAUSE YOU NEVER ARE. EVERYONE ELSE ISN’T AS GOOD AS YOU AND YOUR GOAL IN LIFE IS TO LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH KILLING THEMSELVES THAT TIME IN ‘93 WHEN THEY HAD THE CHANCE. BEING A TROLL MEANS THAT EVEN WHEN THE INTERNET IS JOINED AGAINST YOU, YOU WILL NEVER BACK DOWN BECAUSE YOU ARE A SHINING EXAMPLE OF HUMAN EVOLUTION, AND THAT NO MATTER WHAT, YOU ARE NEVER WRONG. OF COURSE THIS DOESN’T APPLY TO ANY OF YOU PIECE OF **** fine upstanding member of societyS, SO **** YOU. YOU KNOW THOSE SCARS YOU HAVE? REMEMBER HOW YOUR MOM SAID THAT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU FELL OUT OF A TREE WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? WELL LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT: WIRE HANGERS USUALLY WORK FOR WOMEN, BUT I GUESS NOT IN YOUR MOM’S CASE.

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THAT SAID, IF YOU REALLY NEED HELP BEING A TROLL, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ROLL AN EMO KID AND QQ SOME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU COULDN’T LIVE UP TO THE HIGH STANDARD OF TROLLDOM


My sig sucks because I'm a troll!

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Noob: Nice one. Very few even noticed. You do good work. AAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++, delivered on time, would get trolled again.


That’s really my pic.

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GusPlease

Avatar: Ron Paul

[The Weed gang]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Ok Wanna be a troll????? HMmm sounds good take a seat anad Ill show you how…..not (i wont)......ya tats right, Dont make me l laugh son, your a scrub and sudenly you want to learn the ways of “the trollmasta???”??”.....you think you got It in you to haang with the rudest dudes????? trolls have the meanest Links ( a link to a _picture of some poo Throw you off your game son??? then step the f*** bac)K and the hotest porn (redheadnipslip, lots of hornie girls) and we always lListen To TeH rAidZorZ musics, the illast beats to get us Pumped up before raids and desu-time (Eminem, clbumic rock [its just a shot away – the beatles] & canyon.mid are just three of the tunes)

but Yeah, if U wana learn to the Troll, the best way is to hang out at a certain forum….......cant say the Name here (Rules 1 and 2 newfabulous persons…................) but maybe the words “pools Closed” and “epic fail” ring a bBell??? but if you are realy interested send Me a priavate message and well talk about it….maybe thers some hope for you after al.

by the wway on a serious Note Vote Change Obama 2008

that is all….................im outa here….........peace..


—-weed gang—

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

yhbgt


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MapleSirup

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

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I APPORVE LOL


HNNGGGGGGGGGGG

i b great timesmings

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

jesus h ******** you suck Log in to see images!


teh below statement is false

teh aboev statement is true

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PhilANThropi-
St

Avatar: PhilANThropiSt's Avatar
4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

ITT: MOD TRIES TO GET DOWN WITH THE KIDS

ALSO ITT: FAILTROLL


I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!

Xifihas

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Being a troll is easy. You just need to turn off your brain. Here’s a hint, smash your head really hard with a piece of roadkill.


If you can read this you’re looking at an example of good spelling and grammar. It’s not that hard, you just need to pay attention in english clbum.

CAPTAIN SODA

Avatar: CAPTAIN SODA's Avatar

[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

YOU HAVTA BE LIKE ALL fine upstanding member of society GET OUT OF MY fabulous person THREAD AND ONE DUZ NOT SIMPLY RICK ROLL IN2 SPARTA


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Lucinda Sher-
wood

Avatar: Lucinda Sherwood's Avatar

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Hacker

Jack Chick's Biggest Fan

MC Banhammer Posted:

I want to learn to be a troll. I picked Troll originally because it seemed most fun, but clearly, if you’ve read my attempts on these forums, I don’t know how. I would like some lessons.

I know trolling doesn’t simply involving calling people “fabulous persons” or “fine upstanding member of societys”; those are just accurate descriptions of the poster and so don’t insult them. There’s an art (not emo kid art) to it and I’m hoping to pick up some general tips and possibly apprentice to a master. Could anyone who knows how to troll please teach me?

Dear Mr. Banhammer,

Trolls only exist in fantasy novels. While I support your attempt to increase your literacy, there comes a time when one simply must put the book down and separate fact from fiction.

Furthermore, none of the delightful fantasy tales I read to my children had trolls who used such nasty words as you describe. Come to think of it, they rarely spoke at all, what with all the banging people on the head and hiding the corpses under rocks.

So I suppose if you wanted to pretend that you were a troll, you could do something like that. I hope this helps and even if it doesn’t, remember that Jesus loves you.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood


May the Lord bless you and keep you.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

oh heavens, Lucinda. You are quite the lady.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

nanafabulous personiesus

Avatar: nanafagiesus's Avatar

[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

i wouldn’t know anything about that, sir


l2 Posted:

That’s the crux of science though, making the impossible possible, and the illogical logical.

l2 is a dumbhead

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AIRchrist

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Hey I’m new…and a fabulous person…where do I start? Log in to see images!

Learn me to Troll…


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SWOOSH.

200KillerWas-
ps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
11

Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

BirdofPrey Posted:

1. be a mean person

2. speak your mind

No, no, no – be a fish-****ing woman's genitals who thinks other players are dumb, dumb, dumb. (note redundant full-stop) dumb…


“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

200KillerWas-
ps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
11

Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

Ecksherly, back in the stone-age 80’s, trolling meant dragging something bright and shiny in front of a lesser species in the hope that it would bite, hard…

I guess nothing has changed except the incorrect reference to a mythological Norwegian beastie that lives under a bridge – and how the **** could something so dumb (there’s that word again) troll for real?

So, the fine art of trolling is almost dead. However, those that wish to resurrect the art may indeed find it an art worth the learning – Bird of Prey excepted.

cos’ you dumb, boy…


“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

Melted Fish

Avatar: Melted Fish's Avatar

[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

’s all about the…fuuck, this is good ****.

’s all about the ****ing PHILOSOPHY, man

you’re going out there, and you’re gonna make those apathetic retards REACT, man. it don’t ****ing mat—oh, man, ****, can’t see

you’re going to figure out what makes ‘em react, and you’re gonna stand there and keep making ‘em react until you have a ****in

a ****in

a ****in CHAIN REACTION, man

this jim dawson is trippy **** man

And then when you have a chain reaction, that **** is OFF THE CHAIN, man

that’s what we call a paradox

so you gotta ****ing paradox those retards, man

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