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[CLOSED] Hey, religious people | |||||||
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I’m an atheist. Try to convert me. I dare you.
[MOD NOTE: Agent Smith felt his tone was too confrontational for the NO SRSLY subforum, and would prefer to carry on this discussion in a more civil venue. He’s asked me to close this thread, so I have. — JB]
[GOD NOTE: Oh hey, that was me who changed your avatar. Sucker. — GD] |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 1:16PM | View Agent Smith's Profile | # | ||||||
*starts a crusade* |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 1:29PM | View Paraone's Profile | # | ||||||
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Actually, you’re more of an arrogant dumbbum. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 1:30PM | View Dan Electrode's Profile | # | ||||||
Dan Electrode Posted:
that’s rude…that’d be like me calling you a fabulous person. fabulous person. Miles edited this message on 04/22/2008 1:32PM |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 1:31PM | View Miles's Profile | # | ||||||
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Miles Posted:
You could say that I’ve got an old fashioned Baditude. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 1:33PM | View Dan Electrode's Profile | # | ||||||
Dan Electrode Posted:
true enough. you win this round. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 1:37PM | View Miles's Profile | # | ||||||
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Agent Smith Posted:
your gonna burn in hell |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 2:48PM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
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Dan Electrode Posted:
Explain. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 4:08PM | View Agent Smith's Profile | # | ||||||
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Agent Smith Posted:
youre going to hell when you die explain that if you will |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 4:10PM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
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Agent Smith Posted:
I’ll pbum. My Heaven doesn’t include you. You being an Atheist is actually part of Gods bigger plan. Ergo, the very fact that you disbelieve Him means he exists. Hope your head explodes. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 6:26PM | View Jimmy_da_geek's Profile | # | ||||||
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god is so good he has forgiven me of all my sins and given me ETERNAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! i hope you all let jesus into your hearts today! |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 6:36PM | View Macks's Profile | # | ||||||
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yaeh I was lkie you once, who thought he was all hip and stuf! by being athiest. but really once I found jesus I much happier!
people like you don’t bother me att all, cuse I no you’ll find jesus sometime, and if you don’t you’ll burn in hell! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 6:44PM | View Tesfan's Profile | # | ||||||
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Agent Smith Posted:
expalanations rn’t something u need to have faith. my paster told me that if u where ur uniform and listin to ur community leaders, u will go 2 heaven. and also that its worth all the itching.
if ur itching, i can tell u about sum remedies fer sure. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 6:51PM | View noSEXjustKITTEN's Profile | # | ||||||
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Agent Smith Posted:
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 7:31PM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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Agent Smith Posted:
You’re not my type. I like my emo kids to scream slightly less when bumraped. Just slightly, though. I would consider it if you wore a gag, lost ten pounds, and changed your personality completely. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 7:36PM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
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BirdofPrey – You want me to explain why you think I’m going to hell when I die? Jimmy_da_geek – And I suppose you’re in on this plan of his, are you? How exactly does my lack of belief fit in? Macks – You’re saying that because you think that God has forgiven all the **** that you’ve done and made you immortal, I should believe that too? Tesfan – Actually, I don’t think I’m “hip and stuf!” I think I’m right. Also, doesn’t it make you the least bit uncomfortable that millions – nay, billions – of people who were otherwise wonderful people are now burning in hell because they didn’t worship your God? noSEXjustKITTEN – That seems a bit fickle of God, doesn’t it? Deciding whether or not you go to heaven based on whether or not you wear a uniform? Crayoncakes – You may be the only person to reply to me so far with a modigreat times of intelligence. Anansi – Yes, because unfounded insults that are irrelevant to the topic are definitely going to make me see the light. Thanks, buddy.
Next batch, please. And, people – spellcheck is your friend. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 10:18PM | View Agent Smith's Profile | # | ||||||
Agent Smith Posted:
There should be no need to convert you; either you accept a higher power or you don’t. Simple as that. Peoples’ beliefs aren’t shaken by words; unless, of course, their beliefs were shaky to begin with, and the case with Atheists is that they firmly believe in nothing. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 10:30PM | View Chervue's Profile | # | ||||||
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Chervue Posted:
Actually atheists are those who don’t believe in a deity. Some atheists have a firm belief in a lack of a deity, but they are not the same thing and this is not the way all atheists are. Also, the rest of your argument is bull****. People’s beliefs aren’t shaken by words? If that were the case, the state of religion could never be changed, and we would either all be atheists, or each have our own separate religion, because we would not agree on any particular belief. I’d “accept a higher power” if there was substantial evidence to support belief in one.
A for spelling, though.
Next. |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 10:43PM | View Agent Smith's Profile | # | ||||||
Agent Smith Posted:
Ok, first, you didn’t need to misinterpret me and then explain atheism. You know what I meant by “don’t believe anything”...don’t be an bumhole.
Second; no, people’s beliefs AREN’T shaken by words. You prove this yourself by wanting “evidence”. The point is, I can sit here and say how there “is a god etc, etc.” and you wouldn’t care…because you’re so stuck in your own beliefs and your opinion that there is no god or governing force that you disregard everything I’d say. Upon reflection, I was being too general in the beginning. Let me rephrase;
your beliefs won’t be shaken by words. so, in essence, this thread, and the attention it has been given is pointless, perhaps you should seek spiritual answers (perhaps not the correct term…Log in to see images!
(I’m pretty much going to ignore the “we’d all have our own religions etc, etc.” part…because, well, it’s irrelevant and it has nothing to do with what I said.) |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 10:53PM | View Chervue's Profile | # | ||||||
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the bible is my favorite work of fiction |
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Posted On: 04/22/2008 10:53PM | superfine upstanding member of society | # | ||||||