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Rant THAT bumHOLE TOM

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

You know, after those scripts were put up and I got kicked from my klan, at first I thought it was funny. But after hearing the cries of pain from my fellow flamebaters, I realize this attack has hurt me, too. I’d just pushed the hurt so deep down that I couldn’t feel it. Having to spend fifteen seconds asking for readmission was a fifteen seconds that could have been used to find true love. A fifteen seconds that could have been used to cure cancer. A fifteen seconds that could have been used to save a newborn kitten’s life. That hypothetical kitten’s blood is on your hands, Tom. And so is mine.

I can’t go on in a world that allows such senseless minor annoyances to continue. As soon as I finish writing this message, I shall fling myself from my window, freeing myself from a world that can temporarily dissolve a klan on the internet. My dying wish is that you avenge me: Permabanning is far too good for Tom! He should be hanged for these terrible crimes. Goodbye cruel internet, goodbye.


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Briddy, at first I too was on the side of our tormentors. I felt above it all, as if I shouldn’t be aggravated by such a tiny thing. But as I sat typing out yet another retort to this Tom business I realized something.

I was hurt. I was in pain. The words I was typing were not true. Each sentence sent a stab of pain through my abdomen, each paragraph was an excruciating shock that racked my body.

I was lying. I couldn’t face the truth. I couldn’t understand how a fellow klan member could hurt me, so I made myself believe it didn’t hurt.

But I can’t lie any longer. I can no longer defend the indefensible actions of these monsters.

Tomanthropist is a scourge on this community, and will bring about it’s death.

Admins, if you have any sense, any sense at all, then you will remove them from this game and send out hitmen to prevent further injustices to your community.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

No one is acknowledging what is perhaps the worst consequence of Tom’s behavior: Episode 2 will be delayed while ET picks up the smoking wreckage of the disb&ed klans. Let me repeat that: Episode 2 will be delayed.

CZ was all set to release Ep 2, but thanks to Tom, we’ll be lucky to see if by the end of the year. Thanks, Tom. Thanks a lot. Log in to see images!


That’s really my pic.

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Kerridwen_Ka-
li

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2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

crayoncakes Posted:

I can’t go on in a world that allows such senseless minor annoyances to continue. As soon as I finish writing this message, I shall fling myself from my window, freeing myself from a world that can temporarily dissolve a klan on the internet. My dying wish is that you avenge me: Permabanning is far too good for Tom! He should be hanged for these terrible crimes. Goodbye cruel internet, goodbye.

my beloved crayoncakes. i always knew you were an emo at heart. i shall weep for you, my fallen love, and light a candle for you in the cathedral of lost souls. and then …

...

... and then i shall rise like Vengeance from the Depths of Hell and strike down tom in your name.

and all shall know i did it for love of you.

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help me

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Tom should be demoted to XangaTom! Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Biff Tannen Posted:

Tom should be demoted to XangaTom! Log in to see images!

M-M-M-M-MONSTER ZING


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

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