“The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,’ says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.’

”`But,’ says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.’

”`Oh dear,’ says God, `I hadn’t thought of that,’ and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.”

So yeah. STFU. Log in to see images!

Agent Smith Posted:

so much as the fundamentalist Christians who believe that everything in the Bible is absolute truth and that everything scientists say is a falsehood designed to stray them away from their faith.

Blasphemy, fool! Gravity is clearly the devil attempting to pull us all down to hell…with logic!

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yhbt

Something_Witty Posted:

RPGs are part of MY soul. I believe in Shin Megami Tensei, Fallout, Baldur’s Gate 2, Disgaea, Secret of Mana, Ys, Der Langrisser, Phantasy Star, Front Mission: GH, and a whole bunch more. They are as much as part of me as any religion, and I worship them regularly. WOULD YOU DENY A MAN HIS BELIEFS, SIR?! Log in to see images!

**** yeah, Der Langrisser is awesome. Too bad a really good port never came out.

DUKE NUKEM Posted:

does not exist.

I would like to add that this is completely true in general relativity.