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VengeanceX

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I will swear 100% on the mighty B& stick of the mods and admins that this link is actually for a game, not a delete klan link or something malicious.

http://www.downwithea.com/fw/game/index.html

To increase the fun and difficulty of this game, do not read through the spoilers posted by everybody else until you’ve played it.

Setting:

You’ve played portal right? Sure everybody has, but now you’ve awaken and have found yourself inside the Aperture Science facility. It is time to Choose your fate. Will you die or will you escape? Good Luck.

Current Leader Board (in order of how many tries it took them, tie is broken by time of completion)

Stupid Magpie – 1st Try

crayoncakes – 1st Try

WetSocket – 1st Try

-God- – 1st Try

Hurrvish – 2nd Try

sniffingglu77 – 2nd Try

Gil Popcorn – 3rd Try

Qebafhzn – 4th Try

This list may not be accurate for specific reasons

If you enjoyed the game, add me as a friend.

VengeanceX edited this message on 04/19/2008 6:20PM

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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Vaporized. Damn. I am fail.
Edit: It’s awesome! Trust him!

And I was the first! Log in to see images! Amasius edited this message on 04/19/2008 4:57PM

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Gil Popcorn

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

The Companion Cube killed me. How could this happen to me? I am fail.

VengeanceX

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I have just suffered death by turret. I am fail.
Testing of the broadcast system. Log in to see images! VengeanceX edited this message on 04/19/2008 5:04PM

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

I have just suffered death by turret. I am fail.

ilu man

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Stupid Magpie

Avatar: Stupid Magpie's Avatar
8

Level 17 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Eat that newbs. I won the game! I am L337.

S&M

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

I have suffered death by water. I am fail.

ilu man

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VengeanceX

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Stupid Magpie Posted:

Eat that newbs. I won the game! I am L337.


And we have our very first confirmed winnar. Keep your experience secret. Log in to see images! VengeanceX edited this message on 04/19/2008 5:10PM

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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

meh

nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS edited this message on 04/19/2008 5:15PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

crayoncakes

Avatar: crayoncakes's Avatar
16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Eat that newbs. I won the game! I am L337.

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funkytowel

Avatar: Rocker Chick
9

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Party escort wasn’t what it seemed to be. That caek was a lie D:, I have failed.

Stupid Magpie

Avatar: Stupid Magpie's Avatar
8

Level 17 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

fun comes cheap these days!

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S&M

Gil Popcorn

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Party escort wasn’t what it seemed to be. That caek was a lie D:, I have failed.

Gil Popcorn

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Eat that newbs. I won the game! I am L337.

Haha eat that Log in to see images! Gil Popcorn edited this message on 04/19/2008 5:13PM

ben-xo

Avatar: Mouth w/ Insect
18

[Team Shortbus]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

I have become an hero and killed myself because I’m a pansy and can’t take hypothetical situations.

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SkinTicket

Avatar: 4386 2010-01-07 13:38:24 -0500
2

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 23 Camwhore

[Insert very special joke here, preferably about male reproductive organs]

The Companion Cube killed me. How could this happen to me? I am fail.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Hurrvish

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
11

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Party escort wasn’t what it seemed to be. That caek was a lie D:, I have failed.

Hurrvish

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
11

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

whoops double post

Hurrvish edited this message on 04/19/2008 5:16PM

VengeanceX

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

4 winners so far. Log in to see images!


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