You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.
You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.
RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008 | |||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
If you had purchased $1000..00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have had $214.00.
So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg Plan. Help!
I’m a lesbian trapped inside a mans body!! |
||||||
Posted On: 04/16/2008 11:09PM | View evilhamster's Profile | # | ||||||
|
way ahead of you man f u |
||||||
Posted On: 04/17/2008 11:09AM | View Voodoo_Pimpin's Profile | # | ||||||