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Animu I DON'T PARTICULARLY LIKE W00W00

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

ALRIGHT MACKS LETS GO I’LL DROP YOUR WHITE bum TO THE FLOOR

I RHYME SO QUICK AND MY WORDS SO SLICK THAT LADIES CANT DO NOTHING BUT FROTH OVER MY male reproductive organ


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

NANAfabulous personJESUS

**** JUST WONT LEAVE US

HER RAP IS CRAP, ITS THIN LIKE SARAN WRAP, BUT THE COLORS ON MY BACK WONT STOP WHEN THEY ATTACK, THESE RHYMES IM THROWIN OUT WILL STING LIKE A SMACK

YO

YO

THATS HOW WE DO IT


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

YO

YO

UH

UH

YO

YO

Macks edited this message on 04/17/2008 12:20AM

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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

BLACK MAN SINGING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

TAKE THESE BROKEN GATS AND LEARN TO CAP

ALL YOUR LIFE

YOU WERE ONLY WAITING FOR THIS ****-bum fine upstanding member of society TO STEP


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

AW HERE WE GO AGAIN THIS fine upstanding member of society COMES BUSTIN OUT WITH THESE RHYMES SO THIN

IT DOESNT TAKING MUCH PRESSURE TO PENETRATE

ALL THIS DUDE GOT IS HATE JUST LOOK AT THIS **** SIG WHO WOULDN’T WITH ALL THAT WEIGHT?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

YEAH fine upstanding member of society

TAKE THAT

UH UH UH


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Zre

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[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Macks Posted:

IN FACT, I FIND HIM A RATHER REPULSING AND UNCOUTH INDUVIDUAL, WHO DOESN’T BELONG ON A REFINED AND UPPER-CLbum WEB SITE SUCH AS THIS ONE. IN FACT, I WOULD VENTURE TO SAY W00W00 NOT ONLY DISGRACES HIMSELF WITH HIS POSTS, BUT BRINGS DOWN THE REPUTATION AND SOCIAL STANDING OF THE ENTIRE USERBASE. I HOPE THIS ISSUE IS SWIFTLY RESOLVED.

SINCERELY,

MACKS, ADMIN OF TEAM SHORTBUS AND PROFESSOR OF FOREHEAD ANTHROPOLOGY AT THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS, AUSTIN

P.S. HE ALSO FONDLES BALLSACKS. I HAVE THIS ON GOOD AUTHORITY.

Did he deny your friend request?


Ich bin der Geist der stets verneint

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

THIS ONE TIME IN THE GHETTO, I WAS SELLIN GRbum, DOIN IT BIG IN THE HOOD AND GETTIN PAPER FO MA bum

WHEN A fine upstanding member of society IN A CADDY DROVE AROUND THE CORNER SOUTH, ROLLED DAT WINDOW DOWN AND OPENED UP HIS MOUTH

IT WAS NANAfabulous personJESUS AND I SAW IT IN HIS EYES

THAT fine upstanding member of society WAS CONVINCED THAT HE WAS ****IN FLY

I PULLED OUT MY GAT, 9 MIL FOR LIFE

I SHOT THAT DUMB fine upstanding member of society CUZ ALL HE HAD WAS A KNIFE

WESTSIDE


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Zre Posted:

Did he deny your friend request?

HERE COMES ANOTHER BLACK MAN SLAVE TO THE WHITE MAN FILLED WITH IGNORNANCE ABOUT THESE CURRENT EVENTS CANT UNDERSTAND A THREAD CUS HE GOT NO INTELLIGENCE

THIS QUARRY BETWEEN THE TWO MEN YOU SEE AINT GOT NOTHIN TO WITH FRIEND ACTIVITY ITS AN ONGOING WAR BETWEEN THESE MEN ONE WHO DONT HIS TO BALLS TO BE BEIN HANDLIN’


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

NANA GOT A SHORTBUS, ROLLIN IN DAT SIG, I WONDER IF HE KNOWS DAT HE’S very special (DO YA DIG)

fine upstanding member of societyS STACKIN PAPER I GOT 30 THOUSAND STACKS

I GOT DIAMONDS IN MY BRIM, OTHER fine upstanding member of societyS PLAYIN CRAPS

I DRIVE THE PAIN TRAIN, DAT ****S MY WHIP

I’LL RUN YOU fine upstanding member of societyS OVER IF YOU EVEN TRY TO STEP

YO

YO

YO

YO

YO

YO

YO

UH

UH

UH

UH

UH

REPRESENT


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

YOU SEE THIS **** UP IN THIS THREAD, I’LL BET THAT fine upstanding member of society CRIES AT NIGHT

CUZ WHEN I CATCH HIM IN HIS BED, THAT fine upstanding member of society GONNA DIE THAT NIGHT

I PULL THE SWITCHBLADE FROM MY VELVET BRIM, CUT THAT fine upstanding member of society LIKE A TURKEY TRIMMED

YO


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w00w00

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4

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Team Shortbus, so far i am not impressed… actually, i’m quite dissapointed, i thought you could do better.

This needs a little more creativity. You announced yourself big, but so far i have seen nothing.

I will be going to bed and tomorrow morning i want to see something epic.

Goodnight Team Shortbus, work a little harder Log in to see images!


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See the Genius in me!

nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

MACKS HERE AINT GOT NOTHING HIS RHYMES ARE SO TRANSPARENT ITS EVIDENT THAT NOTHING HE SAYS IS RELEVANT SO I SUGGEST HE GET TO STEPPIN IT

LIKE CALEB BEFORE HIM HIS LIFE IS GRIM

NO MONEY NO LOVE NO FRIENDS

ALL MACKS CAN DO IS LOOK AT LIFE THROUGH LEMON LENS

MOM DONT LOVE HIM DAD DONT GIVE A ****

AW MAN I AINT GOTTA SO NO MORE THIS fabulous person PATHETIC


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

YOU SEE THE CASH IM STACKIN

WITH MY SHORTBUS ROLLIN

fine upstanding member of societyS THINK THEY TROLLIN

BUT REALLY THEY JUST FAPPIN

FORUMWARZ STRAIGHT UP, SHORTBUS FOR LIFE

PILE YO FLEZZ LIKE YOU PILE YO PAPER

SMOKE YO NUTMEG AND SAVE SOME FOR LATER

DANTE KINKADE RAPES KIDS AND CAUSES STRIFE

THIS RAP ISNT SO GOOD


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

w00w00 Posted:

Team Shortbus, so far i am not impressed… actually, i’m quite dissapointed, i thought you could do better.

This needs a little more creativity. You announced yourself big, but so far i have seen nothing.

I will be going to bed and tomorrow morning i want to see something epic.

Goodnight Team Shortbus, work a little harder Log in to see images!

ALL THIS GUY CAN DO IS CLAIM FAME FROM A MEME NOT HIS OWN

HIS HEAD HAS GROWN, HE’S NOTHING BUT A BETTER MAN’S CLONE

SO fine upstanding member of society EITH GET TO STEPPIN OR STEP UP

CUS WE’RE IN THE CLUB AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET THRONE


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

FORUMWARZ CAUSES SORES ON THESE THUMBS I TYPE AND CLACK SO I CAN GET MORE

I NEED MY FLEZZ I GOT MOUTHS FEED BUT THE GREEN AINT I NEED I NEED MY DB POINTS SO IM SWEATIN LIKE A FIEND

CANT GET NO HELP FROM THE ADMINS THEY JUST CALL THE POLICE

EVIL T DISRESPECTING ME, MAN I GOT MY DIGNITY!

TOOH WONT STEP TO

JALA ALWAYS ON MY BALLS I CANT GET A WINK OF SLEEP WITHOUT THIS fine upstanding member of society CALLIN

ESCHER GOT BIG mammary glands I SIT IN MY CHAIR AND BLOW MY LOAD BUT GO SOFT WHEN I SEE KINKADE POST


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

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YO

YO

PUMPKIN PAUL UP IN THIS ****

YOU fine upstanding member of societyS READY

IM DOCTOR RON PAUL, I’M A STRAIGHT UP G, MY HEAD IS A PUMPKIN, THAT’S WHAT I BE

ISOLATIONIST BALLA, I TEAR DOWN YO HOUSE

MY male reproductive organ IS SO BIG IT NEEDS IT’S OWN COLLAR

THE fine upstanding member of society ABOVE ME DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S ABOUT, HE’S SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE SUCKIN UP TO EVIL TROUT

HE AINT LIVED ON THE STREETS, HE AINT SEEN WHAT I SEEN

DR RON PAUL CALL THIS fine upstanding member of society A QUEEN

UH

IM OUT


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TUBSWEETIE

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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Macks Posted:

YOU SEE THE CASH IM STACKIN

WITH MY SHORTBUS ROLLIN

fine upstanding member of societyS THINK THEY TROLLIN

BUT REALLY THEY JUST FAPPIN

FORUMWARZ STRAIGHT UP, SHORTBUS FOR LIFE

PILE YO FLEZZ LIKE YOU PILE YO PAPER

SMOKE YO NUTMEG AND SAVE SOME FOR LATER

DANTE KINKADE RAPES KIDS AND CAUSES STRIFE

THIS RAP ISNT SO GOOD

That’s actually quite clever, well done.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

GrapeEscape

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

DK

DONKEY KONG

UH

UH

DK

DONKEY KONG IS HERE


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Anansi

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

GrapeEscape Posted:

DK

DONKEY KONG

UH

UH

DK

DONKEY KONG IS HERE

HE’S FASTER, BETTER, AND STRONGER, TOO. HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW.

HONKEY KONG IS HERE.

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NOW ALL YALLZ IS SO WHITE YOU JUS BE fine upstanding member of society SOUP,

AND WHILE I SOMETIMES LIKE THE STYLE OF YOUR SO-CALLED “GROUP”

YOU GOT NOTHIN’ ON ME FOR RHYTHMZ N RHYMEZ

PWNIN EVERY LAST ONE OF Y’ALL A MILLION TIMES.

AND AS FOR W00W00, THAT MASOCHISTIC LITTLE ****,

WE CAN’T JUST SITAROUND’NWAITUNTIL HE’S HIT BY A TRUCK.

CUZ THIS AUTOPWNING **** GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO SOCRATES,

ONLY SETTING THINGS UP FOR COUNTLESS MORE MEDIOCRITIES.

SEE, PEPPERSPAWN, I GOTTA SAY YOU’RE KINDOFA JERK

LIKE THE WAY LAST NIGHT YOUR MOM WAS MAKIN ME DO THE WORK

GOOD THING I HAD THE ENDURANCE, CUZ THEN SHE ASKED ME TO FIST HER

GOOD THING I HAD ALL THAT PRACTICE JACKING OFF ON YOUR SISTER.

I MAKE POSTS MOST APPALLIN,

CUZ I’M LAWLIN ‘N BALLIN

GONNA KICK YO CRACKA bum LIKE MUSSOLINI MEETS STALIN.

I BITE THE HEADS OFF OF BABIES

I LIKE THE CRUNCH OF THE SPINE

I CRANK OUT YESSES FROM MAYBES

CUZ DEM ****ES ALL MINE

Anansi edited this message on 04/17/2008 2:41AM

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