Bruce Leslie Posted:

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Good. Very newsy. Go get ‘em tiger.

I’m just a little bit confused. Why does this show not have a sports guy? There’s two things people want to see on the news, me, and sports. Maybe the weather if it’s gonna be bad out.

Guy Snortococci Posted:

I agree wholeheartedly! Maybe we can hire someone soon.

I can do sports…this spaceship is making me dizzy…just send bp

Bruce Leslie Posted:

Sorry to disappoint you but today is going to be unseasonably warm and FABULOUS!

The hurricane in Mexico is pretty bad though!

Well, I certainly feel bad for the people there, but I’m sure they don’t have much to lose. I mean it’s not like there are any real buildings that are going to blow over or anything. I know those people are going to try and sneak into this country with some excuse about homes being destroyed, and if they want to do it now with the President we have, they’ll probably make it. But when I’m President they’re going to be going right back where they came from, so they’d better start rebuilding now. Or since there will probably be plenty of clear land, it seems like a perfect opportunity for a golf course. I’m going to speak to my people about that.