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Rectal Compu-
ter

Avatar: 275909 2015-09-16 18:51:39 -0400
5

[Forumbuildr Addicts]

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Which is best: a Plum Computer or a home built rig?

You already know my vote. Log in to see images!


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Rectal Computer: stick it in your bum hole.

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JacksonKelley

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17

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 47 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

I guess I say if u want sumthin done rite, do it urself Log in to see images!


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Guy Snortoco-
cci

Avatar: 83064 2015-09-19 20:51:48 -0400
12

[male reproductive organs 69 News]

Level 30 Re-Re

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Tonight we’re talking computers: Plum or home built, which one is right for you?

The Plum PruneServ gives you maximum ego power and boasts quite a bit of storage space for all those dirty movies of yours, all from a brand you know and trust. At around 5,000 Flezz, it’s quite a bargain.

However, as one consumer told us, if you want something done right you’ve got to do it yourself.

JacksonKelley Posted:

I guess I say if u want sumthin done rite, do it urself Log in to see images!

The home built computer costs just a little more than the PruneServ, and offers a 47 point ego boost, only 3 less than its name brand competitor.

So which computer is right for you? It all comes down…to personal taste.

Rectal Computer Posted:

You already know my vote. Log in to see images!

I’m Guy Snortococci.

Guy Snortococci edited this message on 09/19/2015 10:39PM

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kitsuneae

Avatar: 275836 2015-09-08 20:11:53 -0400
13

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 26 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

The best computer is the one that doesn’t break down every 15 seconds. It should be black like how I feel inside.

And there needs to be a woe kitten screensaver.


The Dreadded Woe Kitten. Woe… Woe.

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Cynthia Capo-
ne

Avatar: 46177 2015-09-21 14:32:53 -0400
2

[male reproductive organs 69 News]

Level 27 Camwhore

Bringing you the news you need

I will confess — I am a TOTAL Plum snob! I use PruneBook at work, PruneServ at home, and iPorn at the gym. My iBrator is right next to my bed with my Vicodin and my box of chardonnay! Log in to see images!


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JacksonKelley

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17

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 47 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

Cynthia Capone Posted:

I will confess — I am a TOTAL Plum snob! I use PruneBook at work, PruneServ at home, and iPorn at the gym. My iBrator is right next to my bed with my Vicodin and my box of chardonnay! Log in to see images!

SUP GIRL IM JACKSON Log in to see images!


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Cynthia Capo-
ne

Avatar: 46177 2015-09-21 14:32:53 -0400
2

[male reproductive organs 69 News]

Level 27 Camwhore

Bringing you the news you need

JacksonKelley Posted:

SUP GIRL IM JACKSON Log in to see images!

Thanks for watching, Jackson! Do you have a favorite Plum product?


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JacksonKelley

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[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 47 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

your iBrator


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Rectal Compu-
ter

Avatar: 275909 2015-09-16 18:51:39 -0400
5

[Forumbuildr Addicts]

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

JacksonKelley Posted:

your iBrator

You want to use a used iBrator? Hmmm… something something sanitation, but whatever- I’m not a doctor.


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Rectal Computer: stick it in your bum hole.

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JacksonKelley

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17

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 47 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

Rectal Computer Posted:

You want to use a used iBrator? Hmmm… something something sanitation, but whatever- I’m not a doctor.

I’m not gonna use it dude I just wanna smell it while I watch my precious Cindy on tv Log in to see images!


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Cynthia Capo-
ne

Avatar: 46177 2015-09-21 14:32:53 -0400
2

[male reproductive organs 69 News]

Level 27 Camwhore

Bringing you the news you need

We don’t care what you do at home, as long as you’re watching male reproductive organs 69. Log in to see images!


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Guy Snortoco-
cci

Avatar: 83064 2015-09-19 20:51:48 -0400
12

[male reproductive organs 69 News]

Level 30 Re-Re

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I guess I’m a Wirefire guy…similar specs to PruneServ but locally made.


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Rectal Compu-
ter

Avatar: 275909 2015-09-16 18:51:39 -0400
5

[Forumbuildr Addicts]

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Guy Snortococci Posted:

I guess I’m a Wirefire guy…similar specs to PruneServ but locally made.

I guess locally made is the next best thing to making it yourself. You can always go down to the factory and pretend the workers are making that Wirefire down there just for you.


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Rectal Computer: stick it in your bum hole.

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The Donald

Avatar: 276028 2015-09-20 10:59:38 -0400

Level 2 Re-Re

I’m coming out with my own line, the Trump computer, you guys will love them, better than anything you’ve ever seen. Don’t waste your money on anything else.

kitsuneae

Avatar: 275836 2015-09-08 20:11:53 -0400
13

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 26 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

The Donald Posted:

I’m coming out with my own line, the Trump computer, you guys will love them, better than anything you’ve ever seen. Don’t waste your money on anything else.

Will it have a removable off-white top that doesn’t match the rest?

kitsuneae edited this message on 10/09/2015 4:44PM

The Dreadded Woe Kitten. Woe… Woe.

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The Donald

Avatar: 276028 2015-09-20 10:59:38 -0400

Level 2 Re-Re

kitsuneae Posted:

Will it have a removable off-white top that doesn’t match the rest?

It’s going to be a terrific red, white and blue.

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