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ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

I just realized there is no place for anyone to post poetry they have written. So do it here. Share your best.

This is one that I wrote recently. A loved one had died and I was experience a turmoil of emotion and it all came out in the form of this poem. I haven’t shared it with anyone yet, so here goes…

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

Hey you, watchagonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do

Party people in the house, let's go
It's your boy, 'Jayski' a'ight so
Pbum that thing and watch me flex
Behind my back, you know what's next

To the jam, all in your face
Wbumup, just feel the bbum
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, space Kaboom

Just work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt no body
Get wild and lose your mind
Take this thing into over-time

Hey DJ, turn it up
New CD, goin' burn it up
C'mon y'all get on the floor
So hey, let's go a'ight

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

C'mon it's time to get hype say, "Whoop, there it is"
C'mon all the fellas say, "Whoop, there it is"
C'mon one time for the ladies say, "Whoop, there it is"
Now all the fellas say, "Whoop, there it is"

C'mon and run, baby run
C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run
Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot
Yeah, it's time to hook, so shoot, baby shoot

C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam

Slam, Bam, thank you ma'am
Get on the floor and jam
If you see me on the microphone
Girl, you got me in a zone

C'mon, c'mon and start the game
Break it down, tell me your name
We the team, I'm the coach
Let's dance all night from coast to coast

Just slide, from left to right
Just slide, yourself enlight
You see me, drop the base
3-1-1 all in your face

Jam on it, let's have some fun
Jam on it, one on one
You run the, "O" and I run the "D"
So c'mon baby just jam for me

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

Hey ladie, yeah
Y'all ready stop? No
Y'all wanna know why? Why?
'Cuz it's a Slam Jam

Fellas, yeah
Y'all ready to stop, no
Y'all wanna know why? Why?
It's time to Slam Jam

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

C'mon, everybody say, "Nah nah nah nah nah"
C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say, "Hey ey ey O"
C'mon, C'mon everybody, "Nah nah nah nah nah"
Just take the time to say "Hey ey ey O"

Check it out, check it out, y'all ready for this? You know it
Nah, y'all ain't ready, y'all ready for this? You know it
C'mon check it out, y'all ready to jam? You know it
Nah, I, I don't think so, y'all ready to jam? You know it
C'mon

Mistress Mis-
ery

Avatar: 48681 2011-07-31 02:41:12 -0400
52

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

That’s pretty good. Are you available for Bar Mitzvahs?

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Greetings, earthlings
We have now taken over your radioooo.....

Goin' straight to the hole
You ain't got no game
I'm breakin' ya out the frame
Coming through like a train
Looking to take over the world is my goal
With my unstoppable crew takin' all control
You can't get none of this, we're runnin' this
Well taker, earth shaker, 3 point gunnin' this
Get out the lane, I'm comin' through
And if you don't wanna move then I'm comin' right through you

It's like inch by inch and step by step
I'm closing in on your position and destruction is my mission
Though eight is not enough, your whole squad better duck
It's like switch when I bust
Now you're whole crew is dust
Comin' through my area, I'm a have to bury ya
The real scream team on your scream scene
It's like showdown in Derango

Go tell me who wanna tangle with the
ghetto witch-doctor neighborhood superhero?

We want it all (want it all!)
Unstoppable, we run the floor (run the floor!)
You can't take none of this hardcore (hardcore!)
In the game we take you to war (war!)
You ain't seen nothin' like this before
(all)
If I hit 'em high, hit 'em high, hit 'em high
And you hit 'em low, hit 'em low, hit 'em low
If I hit 'em high, hit 'em high, hit 'em high
And you hit 'em low, hit 'em low, hit 'em low

Insane like a runaway train I'm in your lane
Like it's only 3 seconds to score to win the game
Came to bring the ultimate pain upon the brain
Untamed, you won't like it when I change
And you are type strange
Make room, manai

Gordon Gray

Avatar: 263695 2015-06-11 14:20:12 -0400
114

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Troll

i think i'm funny but the truth is i'm just a dip****

Last night I had the strangest dream
I sailed away to China
In a little row boat to find ya
And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
Didn't want no-one to hold you
What does that mean
And you said

Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no
I got to keep on movin'
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'

You're on a roll and now you pray it lasts
The road behind was rocky
But now you're feeling male reproductive organy
You look at me and you see your past
Is that the reason why you're runnin' so fast
And she said

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no
I got to keep on moving
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh-no, I got to keep on moving

Never let another girl like you, work me over
Never let another girl like you, drag me under
If I meet another girl like you, I will tell her
Never want another girl like you, have to say
Ooooooh
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Oh-no, oh-no, I got to keep on moving
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch the ground
Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Oh-no, oh-no, I got to keep on moving
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch the ground
Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Oh-no, I got to keep on moving
Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch the ground
Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Oh-no, oh-no, I got to keep on moving

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Get Ready

My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID...Kid Rock

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic
All you bastards at the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood
And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Love Someone

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Kill Someone

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Love Someone

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Come On

For the time bombs ticking and the heads that hang
All the gangs getting money and the heads that bang bang
Wild mustangs the porno flicks
All my homies in the county in cell block six
The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook
And for DB Cooper and money he took
You can look for answers but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone

What
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Come On

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Love, and for the hate
And for the peace.... WARRRRRRRRRRRR

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Come On

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Doug Stanhope

Avatar: 267537 2013-06-15 13:05:34 -0400
6

[The Drug Squad]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

So ****ing what!

Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what

Well I've been here
And I've been there
And I've been every ****ing where
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little woman's genitals

Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

Well I've sucked sweets
And I've sucked rock
And I've even sucked an old man's male reproductive organ
So what, so what

Well I've ****ed a sheep
And I've ****ed a goat
I've had my male reproductive organ right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little woman's genitals

Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

Well I've drunk that
And I've drunk this
And I've spewed up on a pint of ****
So what, so what

And I've had scag
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little woman's genitals

Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

Well I've had crabs
And I've had lice
And I've had the pox and that ain't nice
So what, so what

Well I've ****ed this
And I've ****ed that
And I've even ****ed a schoolgirl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little woman's genitals

Well who cares, who cares about you
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you.... 

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Kēki, kēki, maarui kēki
Maarui kēki wa daare?

Kēki wa Sayaka?

Chi - ga - u
Watashi wa razuberī
Maarui kēki wa akai
Kēki wa Kyoko?

Chi - ga - u
Atashi wa ringo
Maarui kēki wa Bebe ga suki
Kēki wa Mami?

Chi - ga - u
Watashi wa chīzu
Maarui kēki wa korogaru
Kēki wa Akemi-san?

Chiga… imasu
Watashi wa kabocha
Maarui kēki wa amai desu
Kēki wa Madoka?

Chi - ga - u
Watashi wa meron
Meron ga waretara amai yume

Kon'ya no o yume wa nigai yume
O sara no ue ni wa neko no yume
Marumaru futotte meshiagare!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2015-08-12 18:57:31 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now, you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

Somebody made that one into a song: https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouth-sounds

Topless T-O--
P-L-E-S-S

Avatar: 250417 2011-04-06 21:56:44 -0400
5

Level 55 Hacker

“Logic Bomber”

Winter is when there are no leaves on the trees.

Winter is when when we say goodbye to the birds and the bees.

Winter is when we get an extra hour of Zs.

Winter is when a red-suited man brings us all lots of glee.

Winter is when the snow falls and we yell, ‘Happy New Year!’

Winter is when you turn that special girl or guy’s heart bright red with love and cheer until this 
time again next year.

Winter goes away and the birds and bees and extra hour of Zs all go back to where they should be:

Winter, Spring.

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