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I just realized there is no place for anyone to post poetry they have written. So do it here. Share your best.
This is one that I wrote recently. A loved one had died and I was experience a turmoil of emotion and it all came out in the form of this poem. I haven’t shared it with anyone yet, so here goes…
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright Come on and slam and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam Hey you, watchagonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Party people in the house, let's go It's your boy, 'Jayski' a'ight so Pbum that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wbumup, just feel the bbum Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space Kaboom Just work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt no body Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, turn it up New CD, goin' burn it up C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright C'mon it's time to get hype say, "Whoop, there it is" C'mon all the fellas say, "Whoop, there it is" C'mon one time for the ladies say, "Whoop, there it is" Now all the fellas say, "Whoop, there it is" C'mon and run, baby run C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot Yeah, it's time to hook, so shoot, baby shoot C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam Slam, Bam, thank you ma'am Get on the floor and jam If you see me on the microphone Girl, you got me in a zone C'mon, c'mon and start the game Break it down, tell me your name We the team, I'm the coach Let's dance all night from coast to coast Just slide, from left to right Just slide, yourself enlight You see me, drop the base 3-1-1 all in your face Jam on it, let's have some fun Jam on it, one on one You run the, "O" and I run the "D" So c'mon baby just jam for me Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright Hey ladie, yeah Y'all ready stop? No Y'all wanna know why? Why? 'Cuz it's a Slam Jam Fellas, yeah Y'all ready to stop, no Y'all wanna know why? Why? It's time to Slam Jam Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright C'mon, everybody say, "Nah nah nah nah nah" C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say, "Hey ey ey O" C'mon, C'mon everybody, "Nah nah nah nah nah" Just take the time to say "Hey ey ey O" Check it out, check it out, y'all ready for this? You know it Nah, y'all ain't ready, y'all ready for this? You know it C'mon check it out, y'all ready to jam? You know it Nah, I, I don't think so, y'all ready to jam? You know it C'mon |
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Posted On: 07/07/2015 10:47PM | View ERECTILE_DEATH's Profile | # | ||||||
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That’s pretty good. Are you available for Bar Mitzvahs? |
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Posted On: 07/08/2015 3:27AM | View Mistress Misery's Profile | # | ||||||
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Greetings, earthlings We have now taken over your radioooo..... Goin' straight to the hole You ain't got no game I'm breakin' ya out the frame Coming through like a train Looking to take over the world is my goal With my unstoppable crew takin' all control You can't get none of this, we're runnin' this Well taker, earth shaker, 3 point gunnin' this Get out the lane, I'm comin' through And if you don't wanna move then I'm comin' right through you It's like inch by inch and step by step I'm closing in on your position and destruction is my mission Though eight is not enough, your whole squad better duck It's like switch when I bust Now you're whole crew is dust Comin' through my area, I'm a have to bury ya The real scream team on your scream scene It's like showdown in Derango Go tell me who wanna tangle with the ghetto witch-doctor neighborhood superhero? We want it all (want it all!) Unstoppable, we run the floor (run the floor!) You can't take none of this hardcore (hardcore!) In the game we take you to war (war!) You ain't seen nothin' like this before (all) If I hit 'em high, hit 'em high, hit 'em high And you hit 'em low, hit 'em low, hit 'em low If I hit 'em high, hit 'em high, hit 'em high And you hit 'em low, hit 'em low, hit 'em low Insane like a runaway train I'm in your lane Like it's only 3 seconds to score to win the game Came to bring the ultimate pain upon the brain Untamed, you won't like it when I change And you are type strange Make room, manai |
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Posted On: 07/08/2015 5:14AM | View Call Me Diego's Profile | # | ||||||
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Last night I had the strangest dream I sailed away to China In a little row boat to find ya And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned Didn't want no-one to hold you What does that mean And you said Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no I got to keep on movin' Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground Oh-no, I got to keep on movin' You're on a roll and now you pray it lasts The road behind was rocky But now you're feeling male reproductive organy You look at me and you see your past Is that the reason why you're runnin' so fast And she said Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no I got to keep on moving Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground Oh-no, I got to keep on moving Never let another girl like you, work me over Never let another girl like you, drag me under If I meet another girl like you, I will tell her Never want another girl like you, have to say Ooooooh Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down Oh-no, oh-no, I got to keep on moving Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch the ground Oh-no, I got to keep on movin' Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down Oh-no, oh-no, I got to keep on moving Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch the ground Oh-no, I got to keep on movin' Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down Oh-no, I got to keep on moving Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch the ground Oh-no, I got to keep on movin' Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down Oh-no, oh-no, I got to keep on moving |
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Posted On: 07/08/2015 7:44AM | View Gordon Gray's Profile | # | ||||||
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Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Get Ready My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID...Kid Rock Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy And this is for the questions that don't have any answers The midnight glancers and the topless dancers The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic All you bastards at the IRS For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks For the shots of jack and the caps of meth Half pints of love and the fifths of stress For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood And for my hoods of the world misunderstood I said it's all good and it's all in fun Now get in the pit and try to love someone Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Love Someone Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Kill Someone Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Love Someone Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Come On For the time bombs ticking and the heads that hang All the gangs getting money and the heads that bang bang Wild mustangs the porno flicks All my homies in the county in cell block six The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook And for DB Cooper and money he took You can look for answers but that ain't fun Now get in the pit and try to love someone What Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Come On Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Love, and for the hate And for the peace.... WARRRRRRRRRRRR Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Come On Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy |
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Posted On: 07/08/2015 3:40PM | sdgrbbum09 | # | ||||||
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So ****ing what! Well I've been to Hastings And I've been to Brighton I've been to Eastbourne too So what, so what Well I've been here And I've been there And I've been every ****ing where So what, so what So what, so what you boring little woman's genitals Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you Well I've sucked sweets And I've sucked rock And I've even sucked an old man's male reproductive organ So what, so what Well I've ****ed a sheep And I've ****ed a goat I've had my male reproductive organ right down its throat So what, so what So what, so what you boring little woman's genitals Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you Well I've drunk that And I've drunk this And I've spewed up on a pint of **** So what, so what And I've had scag I've had speed I've jacked up until I bleed So what, so what So what, so what you boring little woman's genitals Well who cares, who cares what you do Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you Well I've had crabs And I've had lice And I've had the pox and that ain't nice So what, so what Well I've ****ed this And I've ****ed that And I've even ****ed a schoolgirl's twat So what, so what So what, so what you boring little woman's genitals Well who cares, who cares about you Who cares, who cares about you You, you, you, you.... |
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Posted On: 07/10/2015 6:01PM | View Doug Stanhope's Profile | # | ||||||
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Kēki, kēki, maarui kēki Maarui kēki wa daare? Kēki wa Sayaka? Chi - ga - u Watashi wa razuberī Maarui kēki wa akai Kēki wa Kyoko? Chi - ga - u Atashi wa ringo Maarui kēki wa Bebe ga suki Kēki wa Mami? Chi - ga - u Watashi wa chīzu Maarui kēki wa korogaru Kēki wa Akemi-san? Chiga… imasu Watashi wa kabocha Maarui kēki wa amai desu Kēki wa Madoka? Chi - ga - u Watashi wa meron Meron ga waretara amai yume Kon'ya no o yume wa nigai yume O sara no ue ni wa neko no yume Marumaru futotte meshiagare! |
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Posted On: 07/11/2015 3:33AM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
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Posted On: 07/13/2015 2:37PM | View Johnny Mac's Profile | # | ||||||
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Somebody made that one into a song: https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouth-sounds |
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Posted On: 07/13/2015 6:32PM | View ERECTILE_DEATH's Profile | # | ||||||
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Winter is when there are no leaves on the trees. Winter is when when we say goodbye to the birds and the bees. Winter is when we get an extra hour of Zs. Winter is when a red-suited man brings us all lots of glee. Winter is when the snow falls and we yell, ‘Happy New Year!’ Winter is when you turn that special girl or guy’s heart bright red with love and cheer until this time again next year. Winter goes away and the birds and bees and extra hour of Zs all go back to where they should be: Winter, Spring. |
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Posted On: 07/14/2015 12:44AM | View Topless T-O-P-L-...'s Profile | # | ||||||