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nutsack

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“Pain in the ASCII”

The internet community is growing, and it is time for action. Together, we can make a change. It has become clear from Ron Paul’s campain that only us truly comprehend what must be done to reach a perfect utopia.

I propose we use this thread, in hope that one day, it’s progress will lead us down the road of enlightenment, and will forge the pillars of a utopian society.

Let us start:

In order to solve society problems related to poverty, homelessness, and the elderly, I have come forth with a solution.

All elderly are to be dragged in the streets and shot. Their remains shall be cooked and prepared as meals, freely distributed to the homeless, who will from now on live in the now empty old people’s homes.

A statue of Ron Paul must also be erected, and human sacrifice must be performed at the foot of said statue to appease his wrath.

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General Roma-
nov

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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

You forgot to shoot the Jews and there will never be poverty, because we will get their Jew gold!


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nutsack

Avatar: Ashtray
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Tell me more.


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

I like this idea. Although can’t you just sent all the old people to war so we don’t have to waste money on bullets?


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General Roma-
nov

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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

We will also start wars with poor African countries like Tanzania, because they are too poor to fight and we will win for sure! And the motto of those wars will be, ’’We did it for the lulz’‘


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Your “solution” sounds remarkably familiar….

Not that there is anything wrong with eliminating the weak, the old the young the godless the very special the fabulous persons the jews the gypsies the irish the carnies (they smell funny and I dont trust them) the obese the anorexic the asthmatic the hanidcapped (and quit calling them hadicappable, thats jsut ****ing stupid) AND SO ON.

I have no problem at all with it, just that…Ive heard this before somewhere


General Roma-
nov

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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Your “solution” sounds remarkably familiar….

Not that there is anything wrong with eliminating the weak, the old the young the godless the very special the fabulous persons the jews the gypsies the irish the carnies (they smell funny and I dont trust them) the obese the anorexic the asthmatic the hanidcapped (and quit calling them hadicappable, thats jsut ****ing stupid) AND SO ON.

I have no problem at all with it, just that…Ive heard this before somewhere

No you haven’t… I think it’s best if you quiet down now… Another idea, let’s invade Poland! Just a random countryLog in to see images!

General Romanov edited this message on 04/13/2008 8:02PM

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nutsack

Avatar: Ashtray
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

your pre-edited answer was better and less subtile


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General Roma-
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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

nutsack Posted:

your pre-edited answer was better and less subtile

Yeah but I found out it was a bad use of German and I’m too lazy to check it..


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

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Oh, oh, I found a symbol we can use! It’s a old Hindu symbol meaning luck, which we’re going to need if we want to pull this off.

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General Roma-
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Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

Perfect! And the Secret Service (The SS) and the Gestapoa.


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Mudkips Acro-
nym

Avatar: Ron Paul
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

the invisible hand of the free market will guide our society

no gods or kings, only Ron Paul (god-king)

Mudkips Acronym edited this message on 04/13/2008 10:46PM

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

IDK it isn’t bad really, but I have my own plans.

See, what I am going to do is start this cult.

I’ll call it Aqualung, because I will claim to hear the voice of God in the lyrics of Jethro Tull music.

And then of course, I will get all my followers to give up their worldly possessions (give everything they own to me) and we will start a “family” which of course, will involve me being the father figure, and marrying all the women, they will all be my wives (sex slaves).

IDK you’re idea is OK too…but I think my idea kicks your ideas bum to be honest

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 04/13/2008 11:02PM

Vince Russo

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“Problem Child IV”

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