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|so i found this on a flash drive from 2010|
So I found this flash drive with a story I had started in 2010 and I thought I should show who ever may be left here. If you would like your name removed I will be happy to change it I also updated it a little from the original story that I had started. Please note I’m not all that great with grammar and it had not had a true prof read from any one but spell checker.
I picked names based off of people I didn’t think would care or have used there name before in a story or had recently made a post or are using my mammary glands or ever said any thing about my mammary glands
This story could contain spoilers to the game play not that any one plays this game
and I wouldn’t read it out loud at work school, in-front of children/elderly or the easily offended
As Dirty Birdy walked down the dark ally to her sleazy hotel room. She stopped and ducked behind a dumpster, mostly to see what was in it. The smell of dead hookers filled the air,broken crack pipes every where, the cry’s of abandoned babies were ringing in her ears.
She turned to see if any one was behind her.
She stepped back in to the dark ally and she slipped into Bacchus aborted baby waste. The goo seeped between her toes covering her foot up to ankle. She kicked her foot around to get the ketchup and noodle like mess off of her foot.
She is now to the hotel room she opens the door. The room that she booked from trip adviser wasn’t even the cheapest choice or the mystery special she picked it for the free *waffles*, WiFi, *pool* and *hot tub*. But any way the room was one that you would
find in a horror movie. It smelled of reheated Indian food and old milk. There were bullet holes
in the wall. The bars over the windows were old and rusting. They were held on with some
duct-tape and old chewing gum. *The door to the balcony was hardly hanging on and the handle
would just spin when you would try and use it to open the door*.
Dirty Birdy made her way to the bathroom. The bathroom was small and dimly lit. The wallpaper once a vibrant white was now yellowed and peeling. The bath tub was stained but looked inviting to her, at least to wash her foot off. The shower had a removable shower head she pulled it down and placed it near her foot. The water pulsated she moved it up her leg getting her skirt wet. **** she said removing her skirt. She was sitting on the edge of the tub. She let the warm water run down her leg. She took the shower head and placed it between her legs. She let the full force of the water have its way with her. The room filled with steam and the moans of pleasure until it becomes so over whelming that she couldn’t take it any more. Her body was wet and twitching with enlightenment. The tingling feeling still traveling down her legs she drys off and slips in to something a lot more reviling.
Dirty Birdy gets things ready for the night, removing the blankets from the bed and spraying every thing down with disinfectant. She takes a look around the room. She sees a old black and white TV and a VCR that looked like it was pulled out of a swamp. Grabbing a pen off of the table she use’s it to open the flap on the VCR to find a tape still in side. Wondering what it could be she pushes the eject bumon. It was a blank tape with a duct-tape label that reads TUBSWEETIE home made sex tape with CrinkzPipe for lack of any thing arousing in the room she hits play. Sadly it just turned out to be a tape of Jalapeno Bootyhole sticking light bulbs and army men in his bum while petting a mini horse every now and then. The movie would cut away to a screen with a random shock image or an lol cat. She was totally done with that **** she stops the tape.
She looked in the dresser and found some old condom wrappers and an add for the OrsonScottCard donkey show and hot dog stand. She thinks to her self maybe I should go check this **** out I do love hot dogs. She called the number to see whenthe next show is it wasn’t for a few more hrs, the man tells her over the phone.
Well dang what to do now as she is still getting a feel for the room. She opens her bottle of wine scared to use the cups left in the room. She drinks it right from the bottle the sweet and tangy liquid filling her and dripping down the side of her cheek. She almost fishes it off before putting it down.
She stumbles over to the closet. She finds a hidden video camera. Someone had been watching her every move. Well she thinks to her self they have already seen every thing lets make things a little more interesting. She undresses and pulls out an bumortment of sex toys. She goes to work until she reaches orgasmic bliss. She gets dressed and blows a kiss to the camera and leaves, to see what this donkey show hot dog stand is all aboot.
Once at the show she finds a large group of fat rich men and a smaller table full of some tech nerds. They were broad casting the show over the internet. She found the show semi entertaining she sits and watches with a slight uncomfortable feeling. The kind of feeling that you get when your being watched. Looking behind her she sees a man standing in some bushes outside with binoculars and a small camera. She continues to watch the show with the uneasy feeling. It soon becomes to much to take and she gets up to leave the man follows her as she walks out. She takes a left and ducks in to a hookah bar. She sits and enjoys some tasty tasty smoke. She slowly begins to feel safe again.
She steps out in to the street and makes her way to back to her sleazy hotel room. The man was sitting on a bench on the other side of the street. She makes her way in to a crowd of people hoping not to be seen. It was too late the sent of beast porn fulled him and she was the finish line.
The man continued to fallow her with just a few yards between them she found there was no way of escape. She had given up, the man grew closer. She could almost see his face but it was hidden by shadow . The man keeping his face down slowly walked up to her as she kept backing up. She was pulled into a white windowless van filled with puppy’s candy and a few
stuffed animals. There was an air mattress in the back and one of the men that had been
streaming the donkey show. They quickly pulled a mask over her eyes they tossed her to the
back of the van.
The rest of the ride they were quite as the drove around what seemed like the
same block about 10 times. Finally they pulled in to a short gravel drive way. Leaving her blind
folded they bring her into what she bumumes is a house. They carry her up and down the stairs a
few times. They sit her down in what they call the sub basement. They remove her blind fold.
Dirty Birdy takes a look around the room there an army cot a chair and a desk. The men toss her a bag of chips and an unopened soda. They tell her that they will be back. She takes a closer look around the desk and finds an unopened bag of sugar free gummy bears. The bad was dusty and didn’t look like it had been thought of in months. She took a few and stuck them in her pocket putting the rest of the bag to the back of the shelf because Well who hasn’t seen the amazon reviews for those ****es on amazon. There is also a DVD copy of The Room ( Dirty Birdy was all You’re tearing me apart, Lisa) , a Beretta , a walnut and a dildo.
Hum she thinks finding these things oddly familiar hum might as well take the Beretta and the dildo. She cleans off the dildo and uses it. Trying to be quiet as she orgasmed. She drew a face on the walnut. She’s never been a fan of being alone maybe she could talk to it or something. She hears noise coming from up stairs. She goes back over to the army cot so not to be cough snooping. The men came back down the stairs. They looked like they had no clue of what to do. Some small talk was made between the men. One of the men talked of wanting some candy.
Dirty Birdy spook up I have some gummy bears he took them the men all shared the bears. Soon she will be able to make her escape shortly later the men realized what they had been eating they all ran.
Dirty Birdy slowly made her way up the stairs. There was a key pad guessing the code she hit 1,2,1,2,1,2 it unlocked. she opened the door it was loud and squeaky. There was one man left in the house. He was asleep the door woke him he ran towards her she grabbed the Beretta and shot that fine upstanding member of society he fell to the ground.
Dirty Dirty left the house. The sun was warm on her skin. She walked out to the street it looked like a ghost town. The windows in all the houses were boarded up. There was no one in sight. She walked east and then after awhile headed south. Off in to the distance she seen a bus stop. The bus was still in service. She got on the bus and never went to another donkey show again but she still oddly enough still loves hot dogs.
*-* denote a hotel that I did stayed in one time in Iowa
there was no hot tub it had been turned into storage
the bottom of the pool was black and I think there was a turd floating in it
there were no waffles and the milk was hot for the cereal
and the door was really falling off
|Posted On: 08/03/2014 12:47AM||View Dirty Birdy's Profile | #|
your service is appreciated
|Posted On: 08/03/2014 2:16AM||View Johnny Mac's Profile | #|
I’m not reading that
|Posted On: 08/03/2014 9:58PM||View Skyman747's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 08/03/2014 10:48PM||#|
Quite appropriate to mention me first. Also, a woman who can, at a moment’s notice, put on something more reviling is a dream come true. And my favorite part: “She undresses and pulls out an bumortment of sex toys.” sparks a beautiful visual that she already had those sex toys “in” and pulled them out for the camera.
You should be charging for this kind of reviling tale!
|Posted On: 08/04/2014 6:02AM||View Bacchus's Profile | #|
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|Posted On: 08/04/2014 8:56PM||View CrinkzPipe's Profile | #|
Nah I don’t see a reason to charge for something that no one will ever read. I just figured it was my duty after finding it.
|Posted On: 08/04/2014 11:19PM||View Dirty Birdy's Profile | #|
I never said you had to read it, it is rather long and badly done
|Posted On: 08/04/2014 11:21PM||View Dirty Birdy's Profile | #|
Johnny Mac Posted:
you are welcome good sir
|Posted On: 08/04/2014 11:22PM||View Dirty Birdy's Profile | #|
Dirty Birdy Posted:
You should call it “ForumWarz”
|Posted On: 08/05/2014 8:14AM||#|
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i read it
|Posted On: 08/05/2014 8:51PM||View Spot's Profile | #|