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Rant Two.fair.ladies.with.a.fine.champagne.glbum.1915.dvda

Florence Cur-
ious

Avatar: 267890 2013-08-25 15:06:49 -0400
6

[Acetaprexapril]

Level 21 Camwhore

SPECIAL NEEDS PERSON: 1 2 3 Potato

Two.fair.ladies.with.a.fine.champagne.glbum.1915.dvda

* Max Ego +43

* Max Sexiness +40

* Max Douchebaggery +95

* Offense +5

* Defense +5

* Luck +5

* Frugality +5

* Charisma +4

Claims to be “the very first pornographic moving picture for the discriminating gentleman.” Though in black and white with a grainy picture, this video has become a hot item due to its promise of “the most unladylike conduct ever witnessed.”

Considering that video files are quite rare to grind, this fancy .moar here is quite a find!

Bottom line: Bid, bid, bid for it at Bid Squid!

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A STUPID ****WAD

No one has cared about auctions since at least 1987 but I seem to remember people put the link to their item in the thread back then

Florence Cur-
ious

Avatar: 267890 2013-08-25 15:06:49 -0400
6

[Acetaprexapril]

Level 21 Camwhore

SPECIAL NEEDS PERSON: 1 2 3 Potato

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

No one has cared about auctions since at least 1987 but I seem to remember people put the link to their item in the thread back then

Oh, sorry man: http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/472844-two-fair-ladies-with-a-fine-champagne-glbum-1915-dvda

And to all future bidders: Please don’t get this auction auto-baleeted by bidding a really high amount like something in the millions. Min bid is fine, but of course somebody who is purposely trying to auto-baleet wouldn’t care for that!

Florence Curious edited this message on 08/21/2013 2:44AM

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

Why is there no buyout? Gotta have those sbumy hags right away.

Florence Cur-
ious

Avatar: 267890 2013-08-25 15:06:49 -0400
6

[Acetaprexapril]

Level 21 Camwhore

SPECIAL NEEDS PERSON: 1 2 3 Potato

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Why is there no buyout? Gotta have those sbumy hags right away.

When I posted a buyout price originally, the listing price shot straight up to a level that (at the time) I couldn’t afford. Will the BidSquid refund my listing deposit if I re-list?

Ohhh wow, the listing price shot, because of my base bid price. x.x And I can’t even withdraw my auction, damn. The buyout for this item caps at somewhere around 360k, I believe.

Florence Curious edited this message on 08/21/2013 7:32PM

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Florence Curious Posted:

Please don’t get this auction auto-baleeted by bidding a really high amount

This should work out.

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

i bid 8 billion

Florence Cur-
ious

Avatar: 267890 2013-08-25 15:06:49 -0400
6

[Acetaprexapril]

Level 21 Camwhore

SPECIAL NEEDS PERSON: 1 2 3 Potato

bobdisgea Posted:

i bid 8 billion

Oh lol, it turned your bid into min bid, which is exactly how much I lost by being an idiot in posting it up. XD It could be worse though, for example, I could lose another 40k to Gamble-Bot at Rigged-Paper-Scissors!

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