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Butthurt Not An Official CZ Contest: Shove a Coke Bottle Up Your bum

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

UPDATE 8/8/13

1st person to post a pic of themselves ITT shoving a Coke bottle up their bunghole wins 10 BP.

Rules:

-Must use a 1 liter 20 oz (or gay foreigner equivalent) or larger bottle

-Must shove the Coke bottle at least 5 in (13 cm) up your bum

-10 bonus points awarded if the winner spams JB’s email with their entry

-Contest ends whenever

sdgrbass09 edited this message on 08/08/2013 10:13AM

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

1st person to post a pic of themselves ITT shoving a Coke bottle up their bunghole wins 10 BP.

Rules:

-Must use a 1 liter or larger bottle

-Must shove the Coke bottle at least 5 in (13 cm) up your bum

-10 bonus points awarded if the winner spams JB’s email with their entry

-Contest ends whenever

toxx

Dr Lloyd Ber-
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Avatar: 258100 2013-08-02 09:54:31 -0400
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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
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is pepsi ok

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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I like this contest better

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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bobdisgea Posted:

is pepsi ok

I guess so. It has to be a cola though. So no Sprite or Root Beer. Dr. Pepper is okay too, even though it’s not technically a cola. But no off brand. Don’t stick Big K up your bum, that’s just gross.

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
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i have wild cherry pepsi

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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bobdisgea Posted:

i have wild cherry pepsi

Counts as cola. So does diet cola, like you’d have that.

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
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sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Counts as cola. So does diet cola, like you’d have that.

Why would bob’s fat bum have Diet? Unless he was pouring it over himself whilst wondering if there was anyway his life could get worse than going to forumwarz.

bobdisgea

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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sdgrbbum09 Posted:

1st person to post a pic of themselves ITT shoving a Coke bottle up their bunghole wins 10 BP.

The contest clearly requires anal penetration. To reiterate: BP will not be awarded unless the Coke (or other cola) bottle is literally lodged 5 inches up the entrant’s bum. Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you tear your rectum, have rectal bleeding, anal prolapse, or otherwise damage your bumhole attempting this contest.

This contest is the same.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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fyi this is still goin’ on guys

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Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
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Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
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but i dont drink pop and im not buying a $1 coke for a bp prize

unless i could ebay an bum-coke but ive not explored that market as much as ive explored my body

Peregrine Posted:

but i dont drink pop and im not buying a $1 coke for a bp prize

unless i could ebay an bum-coke but ive not explored that market as much as ive explored my body

What’s your address, I’ll mail you one.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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Oh come on fabulous persons just use some vaseline

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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Rules have been updated! This should be easy now.

Malaise

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sdgrbbum09 Posted:

I guess so. It has to be a cola though. So no Sprite or Root Beer. Dr. Pepper is okay too, even though it’s not technically a cola. But no off brand. Don’t stick Big K up your bum, that’s just gross.

Big Mr. Pibb of gtfo!

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