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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

bobdisgea Posted:

ET are you working on anything interesting these days or just jacking off and rubbing it in your eyes to try to feel alive?

I am actually but I can’t talk about it yet. New project will be announced mid January.

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Evil Trout Posted:

I am actually but I can’t talk about it yet. New project will be announced mid January.

Dearest Evil Trout,

All of your equipment is in mint condition!

There’s nothing I can do for you… unless you want a blowjob!

LOL! Just kidding honey!

Blackberry

Avatar: 264181 2012-11-19 10:53:31 -0500
3

Level 28 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

Evil Trout Posted:

I am actually but I can’t talk about it yet. New project will be announced mid January.

Give a hint please.

Is it game related?

Will you get off your lazy bum and fix the site?

Make Episode 4?

Or make another generic novelty iCrap App?

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Upcoming peen leaked:

Log in to see images!

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Evil Trout Posted:

I am actually but I can’t talk about it yet. New project will be announced mid January.

neat

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Evil Trout Posted:

I am actually but I can’t talk about it yet. New project will be announced mid January.

I can’t wait to buy Forumwarz Purpleā„¢!

Blackberry

Avatar: 264181 2012-11-19 10:53:31 -0500
3

Level 28 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Upcoming peen leaked:

Log in to see images!

2 years for a E-Peen.

Top notch, man. Top. Notch.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Oleg Posted:

Dearest Evil Trout,

All of your equipment is in mint condition!

There’s nothing I can do for you… unless you want a blowjob!

LOL! Just kidding honey!

i love you, lari

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Blackberry Posted:

Give a hint please.

Is it game related?

Will you get off your lazy bum and fix the site?

Make Episode 4?

Or make another generic novelty iCrap App?

It’s not a game, but is tangentially related to my experience on this site.

In a few years (after I see this next project through) I want to get back to game design. Jalapeno Bootyhole already expressed interest so I am pretty sure we will get around to making another twisted game at some point!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Well, it’s gotta be midnight somewhere. Check out these crazy-bum bargains: http://www.forumwarz.com/buy_stuff

Plus, you’ll notice we’ve tripled BP payouts: http://www.forumwarz.com/buy_stuff/purchase_points

Thanks for keeping FWZ semiconscious after all these years. Happy Halloween/fifth anniversary, Forumwarriorz!

Log in to see images!

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Personally I hope jb and ET both get raped by nazis and then chuck takes a dump on them while bacchus ****s his mouth

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Well, it’s gotta be midnight somewhere. Check out these crazy-bum bargains: http://www.forumwarz.com/buy_stuff

Plus, you’ll notice we’ve tripled BP payouts: http://www.forumwarz.com/buy_stuff/purchase_points

Thanks for keeping FWZ semiconscious after all these years. Happy Halloween/fifth anniversary, Forumwarriorz!

Log in to see images!

At twenty four minutes past the hour it is midnight nowhere.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Happy Halloween/fifth anniversary, Forumwarriorz!

Happy anniversary to you too. Oh, and Mike, I’ve wanted to reveal this to you for a long-long time — “forumwarriorz” is a pretty disgusting word, if you ask me.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Evil Trout Posted:

It’s not a game, but is tangentially related to my experience on this site.

In a few years (after I see this next project through) I want to get back to game design. Jalapeno Bootyhole already expressed interest so I am pretty sure we will get around to making another twisted game at some point!

better get some god damn vet rewards

bobdisgea Posted:

Personally I hope jb and ET both get raped by nazis and then chuck takes a dump on them while bacchus ****s his mouth

To be drunk enough to **** a Canadian I’d have to be too drunk to **** anything.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

better get some god damn vet rewards

and by that i hope you ban any ip that has ever visited this site to hopefully save some people the horror of experiencing another crotch zombie game

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

Bacchus Posted:

To be drunk enough to **** a Canadian I’d have to be too drunk to **** anything.

I believe that in Bob’s fantasy scenario it is Chuck’s mouth with which you will be having relations rather than either of the two Canadian gentlemen.

Malaise Posted:

I believe that in Bob’s fantasy scenario it is Chuck’s mouth with which you will be having relations rather than either of the two Canadian gentlemen.

Acceptable. Dos Equis and Cuervo can make those mutton-handles look enticing.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

Bacchus Posted:

Acceptable. Dos Equis and Cuervo can make those mutton-handles look enticing.

but i dont have mutton chops anymore

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

yeah you are ****ing chucks mouth in this scenario. he is just ****ting

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