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Contest Gloryhole Mini-Contest: SUGGEST! New Easter Eggs for Sentrillion

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Hey guys,

Normally I’d do this in the Apprentice forum, but right now it’s pretty dead and this place is bangin’. Log in to see images!

In honor of Christmas coming up, I thought I would be fun hold a sort of internal an Easter Egg mini-contest! Log in to see images!

Basically, come up with some interesting results for Sentrillion searches. Current examples are “evil trout,” “shallow esophagus” and “fail” (NSFW).

Keep in mind, there isn’t much we can do, other than an image (that we have rights to), some flashing red text, custom madlibs, etc. And they should probably have something to do with the Forumwarz storyline, but we’ll consider anything funny and/or bizarre.

Best idea gets their main character’s user name as an Easter Egg as well! We’ll have to agree on what the results will be for the search.

One SUGGEST! per post, unlimited suggestions allowed, contest ends in a week or so.

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jus so you know


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

In Spite Of Posted:

Search: Apprentice

Result: Image of slaves


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

kraigu Posted:

search: thereminority

result: pictures of baboons


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Chawin Posted:

Search: male reproductive organ

Result: pictures of geoducks


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Catt although Posted:

Search: Geronimo

Your search – Geronimo – did not match any dogreat timesents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.

* Try different keywords.

* Try this again and we will blow up your computer.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Catt although Posted:

search:crotchzombie.com

result:something similar to:

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

Log in to see images!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Chawin Posted:

Search: LittleBilly2316

Result:Log in to see images!


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

Log in to see images!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Chawin Posted:

Search: WOX CVDK OAAX

Result: 10111000 10110000 11011111 10111001 10101010 10111100 11110010 11110101 10110100 11011111 10100110 10110000 10101010 10101101 10101100 10111010 11110010 11110101 10110011 10111001 11011111 10111001 10111110 10111000 11110010 11110101 10111000 10110000 10101011


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

Log in to see images!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

ok im bored now it goes on like that for 5 pages i cant be bothered to copy the rest of that ****. this was a terrible idea

Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 04/13/2012 9:36AM

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Sergeant Cid Posted:

This should go without saying. In fact, I know it has already been said, multiple times. But apparently, we need a regular reminder here.

Do not reveal any links to the testing server.


Do not share your testing account with anyone else. You were chosen as a Phase One tester, not your brother or your best friend.


As far as what is being tested, ET left that open for public discussion. Just be aware that you’re opening a can of worms if you do so, especially with anything regarding Domination (i.e., the new Lemon Run changes)

I’m going to ask Evil Trout to weigh in here with more specifics, as needed.

But in the meantime, discretion is the better choice in these situations, people.

I’m surprised that we even need to make a thread like this as a reminder, but there you have it.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

So how many Christmases ago was this and did anyone ever “win”?


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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Neither JB nor ET ever responded to that thread. Here’s a top 10:

+7
Catt Although Posted:


Search: Geronimo
Result:
Your search – Geronimo – did not match any dogreat timesents.
Suggestions:
* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try this again and we will blow up your computer.

+7
plk Posted:


Search: xbox
Result: pic of et hugging his xbox

+7
Ricket Posted:

How about every time someone searches “MercWithMouth” a day is added to his comm. ban?

+7
Ricket Posted:


Search: quangntenemy
Result: A bumon that deletes whatever klan quangntenemy is in.

+5
Catt Although Posted:


Search: crotchzombie.com
Result: something similar to
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+5
Inconnu Posted:


Search: INCIT
Result: a screenful of WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWs

+5
Dunatis Posted:


Search: Paranoid Panorama:ROTM (Or any Subforum that otherwise disappears)
Result: Link to that subforum which works after Episode 3 is completed

+4
Inconnu Posted:


Search: JB girlfriend
Result: Did you mean: JB boyfriend? Top 2 results shown.

+4
In Spite Of Posted:


Search: BINGEBOT 2015
Result: Photo of tombstone/burial plot.

+4
MC Banhammer Posted:


Search: Episode 4
Result: (hidden behind a spoiler tag for people who haven’t finished Ep3 yet):
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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

forum wars

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
115

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

I’m claiming victory. Was there ‘peen for this? I’ll add one to my character.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Catt although Posted:

I’m claiming victory. Was there ‘peen for this? I’ll add one to my character.

Since there wasn’t a dissenting opinion, I think that makes Catt the winner.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Raffle Ticket

Avatar: 228630 2012-11-12 10:29:36 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Camwhore

i ****ing suck.mp3

‘grats catt


twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

While reliving a fond memory in that forum I came across a mention that there might have been a plan for additional episodes.

Is it our lose or history’s?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
115

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Raffle Ticket Posted:

’grats catt

Thank you. And thanks to the academy.


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AvengerousBi-
rd

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
3

Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Search: ForumWarz

Result:Sahara Desert

AvengerousBird edited this message on 04/18/2012 7:06AM

A Hacker Commands a N00b Obeys.

Evil-Seaman

Avatar: Code (Blue)
3

[The TI-Nspire is a ****ty calculator]

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Search: TI-Nspires

Result: Pictures of ****


Death to TI-Nspires!

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