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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

http://www.1up.com/news/handle-internet-worst-trolls

“The worst thing you can do is seem ‘bumhurt,’” said Drach, using the community’s favorite loaded word to describe anyone who takes exception to their behavior.

good for you JP. glad to see forumwarz people are still alive

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

how’s robin doing. haven’t heard from him in a while. is he still making things

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

i really want to watch his talk Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Tesfan Posted:

how’s robin doing. haven’t heard from him in a while. is he still making things

I’m doing great, although no job is ever as awesome as when I worked on Forumwarz full time. If only I was able to earn a decent living, I never would have stopped!

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Evil Trout Posted:

I’m doing great, although no job is ever as awesome as when I worked on Forumwarz full time. If only I was able to earn a decent living, I never would have stopped!

will you permaban me yet?

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Evil Trout Posted:

I’m doing great, although no job is ever as awesome as when I worked on Forumwarz full time. If only I was able to earn a decent living, I never would have stopped!

­shut thef **** up you stupid fine upstanding member of society

Chuck Diesel was banned for this post by Catt although

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Choose your mods wisely: Prominent community members don’t always make for good moderators. Reaching out to everyone, even lurkers who read but don’t engage the community can help a game find a good team.

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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

­cant wait for jb to post in this thread about how hes not bumhurt

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

­but we know he is

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

­handling trolls my bum nobody gives a **** about this site anymore and half the moderation staff isnt even here so i guess bravo jb and et you fabulous persons sure know how to run a dead website hope you enjoy flipping burgers

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

the article Posted:

the popular ForumWarz game

looooooool

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

JB Posted:

Never take it personally: Even when it seems impossible, Drach stressed the importance of not letting criticism get under one’s skin. Even after a section of the community undertook a mbumive off-site campaign that filled sections of the game with crude drawings of dog feces — the implication being that the game was crap, Drach stated that taking the matter personally would only encourage more unwanted behavior.

JB has honed his skills for years to deliver to us the same wisdom heard from every elementary school counselor on Earth.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­handling trolls my bum nobody gives a **** about this site anymore and half the moderation staff isnt even here so i guess bravo jb and et you fabulous persons sure know how to run a dead website hope you enjoy flipping burgers

oh no… most of us are still around. we just know a dead horse when we see one Log in to see images!

on second thought… I’m not even sure I know off the top of my head who all the mods are anymore. ricket, catt, aldo and I are still around. cid pops in for the occasional ban. is nicco still here? any other mods I’ve completely forgotten?

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

spacekadt Posted:

oh no… most of us are still around. we just know a dead horse when we see one Log in to see images!

on second thought… I’m not even sure I know off the top of my head who all the mods are anymore. ricket, catt, aldo and I are still around. cid pops in for the occasional ban. is nicco still here? any other mods I’ve completely forgotten?

shut the **** up and perma ban me you ****

bobdisgea was banned for this post by Catt although

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

spacekadt Posted:

oh no… most of us are still around. we just know a dead horse when we see one Log in to see images!

on second thought… I’m not even sure I know off the top of my head who all the mods are anymore. ricket, catt, aldo and I are still around. cid pops in for the occasional ban. is nicco still here? any other mods I’ve completely forgotten?

who?

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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Evil Trout Posted:

I’m doing great, although no job is ever as awesome as when I worked on Forumwarz full time. If only I was able to earn a decent living, I never would have stopped!

stop trolling

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

oh no some posters might post goatse what ever shall we do

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Well the game is obviously no where near as popular as it used to be. JB’s advice was from the days of thousands of daily active users and I think is still relevant.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

Evil Trout Posted:

Well the game is obviously no where near as popular as it used to be. JB’s advice was from the days of thousands of daily active users and I think is still relevant.

*lazy joke about nothing JB does being relevant*

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