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Jeremy Hands-
ome

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

[My Klan is four wo-
rded
]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I don’t understand why you sheep believe in god. If he existed, and he was so loving/perfect/etc., would there be so much misery in the world? No, of course not. It’s obvious that god does not exist, so that begs the question: why would anyone want to trick billions of people over the course of 2000 years? This, too, is blindingly obvious. The church is one of the richest organizations in the world, and it has rooted itself in every world affair. The church is run by the descendants of Jesus’ brother, who killed Jesus, then established the church to use it for monetary gain. And it’s worked, splendidly. You idiots give them money every sunday. It doesn’t matter if you’re protestant, it all goes straight back to the church, which preemptively created its own puppet protestant rebellions when it saw its power begin to decline. No matter what sect of christianity you are part of, you are being manipulated. Throw off the shackles of deceit and cease to believe the lies. Free your mind; god never existed, you have been tricked.

Mister Zurkon

Avatar: 19631 2011-03-19 04:13:25 -0400
20

[The Last Stand]

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Hey, something has to keep sycophants in line.

You know, whether it be Jesus, Muhammad, or the iPad.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

If there is no God then how could post this thread? You couldn’t. Nice try but you lose.

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Jesus has a tight bum hole.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

Jeremy Handsome Posted:

I don’t understand why you sheep believe in god. If he existed, and he was so loving/perfect/etc., would there be so much misery in the world? No, of course not. It’s obvious that god does not exist, so that begs the question: why would anyone want to trick billions of people over the course of 2000 years? This, too, is blindingly obvious. The church is one of the richest organizations in the world, and it has rooted itself in every world affair. The church is run by the descendants of Jesus’ brother, who killed Jesus, then established the church to use it for monetary gain. And it’s worked, splendidly. You idiots give them money every sunday. It doesn’t matter if you’re protestant, it all goes straight back to the church, which preemptively created its own puppet protestant rebellions when it saw its power begin to decline. No matter what sect of christianity you are part of, you are being manipulated. Throw off the shackles of deceit and cease to believe the lies. Free your mind; god never existed, you have been tricked.

“begs the question” doesn’t mean what you think it means

That makes you stupider than a Christian

Happy Kwanzaa

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Malaise, you are a delicious sandwich spread but begging the question means what ir means

Majestic Ban-
ana Slug

Avatar: Majestic Banana Slug's Avatar
79

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Celerysteve Posted:

Malaise, you are a delicious sandwich spread but begging the question means what ir means

um…what? I don’t think “ir” means what you think it means.

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Celerysteve Posted:

Malaise, you are a delicious sandwich spread but begging the question means what ir means

Yeah, he is. Log in to see images!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Majestic Banana Slug Posted:

um…what? I don’t think “ir” means what you think it means.

You ****.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Malaisian sauce in the baby hole

Malaisian sauce in the baby hole

Malaisian sauce in the baby hole

Everybody!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Who put the Malaisian sauce in the baby hole?

Who put the Malaisian sauce in the baby hole?

It was Santa Clause!

It was Santa Clause!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Santa can’t you see I have been a good boy this year?

Malaisian sauce in my baby hole would make me full of cheer!

That one brings back memories.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Kitty doesn’t go in the baby hole!

Kitty doesn’t go in the baby hole!

Don’t put kitty in MY baby hole no no no no no!

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

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CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

id read this but i cant take anything not written in the bible seriously so whats the point even

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