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Poll Old Gregg vs Candlejack

Starfang_42

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
2

[Random Insanity]

Level 30 Troll

The **** of the Trollhole

Who would wi


My ego is trumped only by how ****ing awesome I am.

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Who the **** are old gregg and candlejack?

And also, who the **** cares?


Last night I dreamed I was eating an enormous sausage. When I woke up, my male reproductive organ was missing.

Starfang_42

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
2

[Random Insanity]

Level 30 Troll

The **** of the Trollhole

Okay, I can understand you don’t know who old gregg is (wikipedia is your friend) but candlejack? What ****thole of a rock have you been liv


My ego is trumped only by how ****ing awesome I am.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

I WOULD GO WITH CANDLEJACK BECAUSE HE’S NO


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Melted Fish

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[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

Christ on a ****stick you guys are morons. The candlejack meme is ****ing lame, and there’s an obvious problem with it

why would he let you move your mouse ALL THE WAY OVER TO THE POST bumON BEFO

finale

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Candlejack is awesome on so many levels. I hear he gives awa

Ex0_Exxample

Avatar: harblgar

[Church of Scientol-
ogy
]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I say candlejack i


You are a ****wad you are made of **** and fail

Ex0_Exxample

Avatar: harblgar

[Church of Scientol-
ogy
]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Old gregg would kick candlejack with his ├╝ber mangina so tha


You are a ****wad you are made of **** and fail

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

I don’t get it. How does this meme work? You say Candlejack and then stop posting? It really doesn’t make much sense. Why would he hit the post bumon for you? Is he really that much of a nice guy?

Honestly, memes are stupid. I don’t see why you guys use them.


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

That reminds me. Y


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ben-xo

Avatar: Mouth w/ Insect
18

[Team Shortbus]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

MANGIIIINA.


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.


Hot Topic Ru-
lez

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[GTFO]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

—[Deep Thoughts]—

More like “fenk the unoriginal Saturday Night Live repeater”

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

I’m taking off the kid gloves, and putting on the very mad gloves.


Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

I’m taking off the kid gloves, and putting on the very mad gloves.

Which, surprisingly enough, are puffy and have only three fingers. Disneyland called and said you could have your old job back.

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That’s really my pic.

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

It’s starting to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily-fried food.

I only need three fingers, two for your sandy woman's genitals and one for your chocolate starfish


Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

It’s starting to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily-fried food.

I only need three fingers, two for your sandy woman's genitals and one for your chocolate starfish

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That’s really my pic.

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Elephant Syc-
ophant

Avatar: Middle Finger

[Wisconsin Metal Al-
liance
]

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Starfang_42 Posted:

Who would wi

I’m not sure who this Old Gregg is, but I think I’ve heard of Candlejack, so I’ll vote for him. Also, why did your post cu

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

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